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Pete Davidson confirms big penis, complains it's all anyone ever talked about

Article about Pete's appearance on The Breakfast Club radio show.

“They were like, ‘This guy must have big dick energy.’ And then someone confirmed it.”

Poor Pete and poor Jon Hamm, having to carry the cross of a giant schlong......

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by Anonymousreply 39August 15, 2025 10:52 AM

I know a lot of people hate him, but I can't help but find him annoyingly sexy.

by Anonymousreply 1August 14, 2025 2:24 PM

Poor Pete and his giant schlong.

Maybe the reason people talk about his dick and not his work is because he's not talented and his dick is the only interesting thing about him.

by Anonymousreply 2August 14, 2025 2:25 PM

I’m curious how big it really is. I’ve had guys go on and on about their big ones, which are just north of average. Then I’ve been with guys bigger than a baby’s arm who never felt the need to mention it.

by Anonymousreply 3August 14, 2025 2:29 PM

R1 same.

R3 it's supposedly 10 inches. I'm curious if that's solely length or if it has any girth to it.

by Anonymousreply 4August 14, 2025 2:30 PM

Big dick attached to a big dick.

No big deal.

by Anonymousreply 5August 14, 2025 2:34 PM

Pics (naked, unaltered) or it isn't true.

by Anonymousreply 6August 14, 2025 3:13 PM

When your dad is hotter than you... I wonder if that's where he inherited the cock, too?

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by Anonymousreply 7August 14, 2025 3:50 PM

[quote] That Hurt So Much

I’ll bet it did.

by Anonymousreply 8August 14, 2025 3:51 PM

What else did he want people to talk about?

His memorable characters? His amazing comic talent?

by Anonymousreply 9August 14, 2025 3:56 PM

He’s arrogant and fugly. Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 10August 14, 2025 4:10 PM

I would take that schlong all the way to the balls... I find him incredibly sexy

by Anonymousreply 11August 14, 2025 4:13 PM

Liver-lipped and looks like he smells bad. And does he actually do anything anymore? He just seems to exist, but not actually feature in any projects. Then again, I haven't been paying attention.

by Anonymousreply 12August 14, 2025 4:59 PM

He’s supposedly sober now, and undergoing tattoo removal, one by one. I’m rooting for him, he seems like an okay person.

by Anonymousreply 13August 14, 2025 5:01 PM

Does anyone know the”Early life and Education” of the mother?

by Anonymousreply 14August 14, 2025 5:25 PM

How big we talkin? 2 hands or 3?

by Anonymousreply 15August 14, 2025 7:45 PM

It’s hard to hate this guy considering we know he will be dead of suicide by age 50.

by Anonymousreply 16August 14, 2025 7:47 PM

If only the rest of him didn't look like a piece of gristle extracted from the folds of Madonna's vagina.

by Anonymousreply 17August 14, 2025 7:48 PM

Podcast host Charlamagne tha God noted that he was confused by Pete’s discomfort, saying, “You was banging a lot of hot chicks and you had a 10-inch penis.” In response, Pete said, "You know, on paper, that sounds great… It's embarrassing, 'cause, you know... It's Hollywood. Everybody fucks everyone. Why are they focusing on me?”

Pete went on, “I don’t want to victimize myself in any way because I’m cool, but the sexualization of me — if that was a girl, there would be a march for it... Seriously. You're just talking about my dick all day.”

When asked exactly where the “BDE” discourse began, Pete said, “I think it was like the New York Times or something, when I started dating someone that I guess they considered out of my league… They were like, ‘This guy must have big dick energy.’” He added, “And then someone confirmed it,” seemingly referring to Ariana’s aforementioned tweet.

by Anonymousreply 18August 14, 2025 9:32 PM

There should be a movie with Jon and Pete where they play two idiots whose sole talent is having a big dick. They become famous and.....

by Anonymousreply 19August 14, 2025 9:46 PM

r7 "When your dad is hotter than you"

Jesus, no.

by Anonymousreply 20August 14, 2025 10:02 PM

It is possible to inherit a big cock.

by Anonymousreply 21August 14, 2025 10:52 PM

I was all set to inherit, R21, but my bitch sister contested the will.

by Anonymousreply 22August 14, 2025 10:56 PM

I like his new mustache.

by Anonymousreply 23August 14, 2025 11:57 PM

When you’re looks aren’t a 10 but get a huge dick, it’s like god made it up to you.

by Anonymousreply 24August 15, 2025 4:01 AM

Your* oh dear

by Anonymousreply 25August 15, 2025 4:01 AM

Humble-bragging under the guise of a "complaint." How tacky.

by Anonymousreply 26August 15, 2025 4:07 AM

I want Pete Davidson's dick problems.

by Anonymousreply 27August 15, 2025 5:45 AM

Tall and skinny and huge dick. Self supporting. Why quibble about the downsides at this stage?

by Anonymousreply 28August 15, 2025 6:03 AM

The problem is that the huge cock is attached to him.

by Anonymousreply 29August 15, 2025 6:09 AM

He had a big cock but no ass to push it with.

by Anonymousreply 30August 15, 2025 6:13 AM

[quote] He had a big cock but no ass to push it with

But his lips are nice and full which is perfect for ass kissing. How many licks does it take to become the permanent host of Weekend Update?

by Anonymousreply 31August 15, 2025 6:55 AM

I will need him to release photos of his dick before I can conduct a proper analysis of its size.

by Anonymousreply 32August 15, 2025 7:22 AM

He looks so much better without all of those nasty tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 33August 15, 2025 7:41 AM

He takes himself too seriously for such a lightweight actor and comedian. He should embrace the fact that he's famous but not talented. He was in the media a few months ago whining about how he doesn't want to known for the people he dates.

by Anonymousreply 34August 15, 2025 7:53 AM

What happened to all the nasty tattoos R33? Did they fall off?

by Anonymousreply 35August 15, 2025 8:25 AM

next thing, he'll get muscles.

by Anonymousreply 36August 15, 2025 9:24 AM

R34 How could you possibly think he takes himself too seriously? Are we referring to the same person? This is Pete Davidson.

by Anonymousreply 37August 15, 2025 9:54 AM

I still don't buy he's super endowed. There have been videos of him in tighty whities and the bulge didn't look too impressive.

by Anonymousreply 38August 15, 2025 10:51 AM

Kate Beckinsale, Kim Kardashian, Emily Ratajkowski - size queens looking to feel something young huge and hard in their twats. Get it, girls!

by Anonymousreply 39August 15, 2025 10:52 AM
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