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Pete Buttigieg at the Paramount Theater in Seattle on September 6

What exactly will he be doing?

Singing? Dancing?

I didn't know that politicians booked gigs.

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by Anonymousreply 45August 15, 2025 2:13 PM

He'll talk for 5 min. without taking a breath, then pause to swallow his saliva. None of it will be memorable.

by Anonymousreply 1August 14, 2025 12:29 AM

He'll be on the Lazy Susan.

by Anonymousreply 2August 14, 2025 12:33 AM

[quote]What exactly will he be doing?

Grifting

by Anonymousreply 3August 14, 2025 12:36 AM

Will the First Lady of South Bend be in the audience?

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by Anonymousreply 4August 14, 2025 12:36 AM

Will Mrs. Dan Savage be in attendance?

by Anonymousreply 5August 14, 2025 12:56 AM

I bought a Yuge block of tickets, anyone want to come? Breast feeding party at my place directly after. I know, I'll get banned now. See you all in a few days - love ya!

by Anonymousreply 6August 14, 2025 1:04 AM

There's no audience for relics from the Biden Administration.

by Anonymousreply 7August 14, 2025 1:11 AM

The Biden Administration seems like a sweet, fading dream now. A black woman appointed to the SCOTUS? Student Loan forgiveness? Infrastructure improvements? Solar power?...

by Anonymousreply 8August 14, 2025 1:26 AM

“Let Me Entertain You”

by Anonymousreply 9August 14, 2025 1:48 AM

I will fly to Seattle to see this. Love Pete!

by Anonymousreply 10August 14, 2025 1:49 AM

He should keep that tradwife at home.

by Anonymousreply 11August 14, 2025 1:59 AM

Stop already, little Petey.

Face facts: you're never going to be president.

by Anonymousreply 12August 14, 2025 2:31 AM

Maybe he's rehearsing for The Lion King in December.

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by Anonymousreply 13August 14, 2025 2:39 AM

Will the Hooterville Twins be on display during this event or are they saving that for the "announcement"?

by Anonymousreply 14August 14, 2025 8:29 AM

This thread seems quite popular with the MAGA crowd.

by Anonymousreply 15August 14, 2025 8:32 AM

Are there any open Senate seats in Washington State? Maybe Pete is going there to announce he is proud to be their next Senator!!

by Anonymousreply 16August 14, 2025 8:56 AM

he's gonna be debuting his new burlesque routine... and coming to a theater near you!🤡

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by Anonymousreply 17August 14, 2025 9:08 AM

He and Chasten are in rehearsals now.

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by Anonymousreply 18August 14, 2025 10:41 AM

Daaaammmn, DL.

by Anonymousreply 19August 14, 2025 10:50 AM

I don’t know, but I’ve got a ton of singles just in case.

by Anonymousreply 20August 14, 2025 11:15 AM

Some men accused me of being an ecdysiast.

Do you know what that means?

by Anonymousreply 21August 14, 2025 11:25 AM

A one man production of Boys in the Band

by Anonymousreply 22August 14, 2025 11:28 AM

Tickets range from $147 to $620?

In a theatre with 2807 seats?

by Anonymousreply 23August 14, 2025 11:30 AM

Damn that’s expensive, does it come with booze at least?

by Anonymousreply 24August 14, 2025 11:32 AM

Wrong, R18.

THIS is what he'll be performing.

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by Anonymousreply 25August 14, 2025 1:03 PM

[quote] Tickets range from $147 to $620?

[quote] In a theatre with 2807 seats?

Honey, Brazilian Butt Lifts don't come cheap!

Oh, and Mama needs a new minivan.

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by Anonymousreply 26August 14, 2025 1:09 PM

He fucked up

by Anonymousreply 27August 14, 2025 1:10 PM

Kim Davis has nothing on you sack of hissing queens.

No one hates gay men more than other gay men.

by Anonymousreply 28August 14, 2025 4:35 PM

He's 'preaching to the choir' there. Why doesn't he go to Boise or Little Rock?

by Anonymousreply 29August 14, 2025 4:38 PM

Pete's Def Comedy Jam!!------->>>>

"I fuck so white I use Mayonnaise for lube!!"

"I'm not saying I've ever used Craigslist---but let's just say the screen name PeteyLikesWhiteMeaty is already taken!!"

"My neighborhood so white the only black people there are the HELP!!"

by Anonymousreply 30August 14, 2025 9:53 PM

R4 I’m the First Lady of Traverse City now. I married UP.

by Anonymousreply 31August 14, 2025 11:30 PM

he will be wearing only a jock strap ..... and you get to pay to take a sniff

by Anonymousreply 32August 15, 2025 1:15 AM

Agree with R28. Internalized homophobia at its finest.

by Anonymousreply 33August 15, 2025 2:05 AM

The only states he'd win are Oregon, California and Vermont.

by Anonymousreply 34August 15, 2025 2:37 AM

for some reason i thought of this

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by Anonymousreply 35August 15, 2025 3:31 AM

VIDEO....[bold] Buttigieg plagiarized an Obama speech---while doing an impression of Obama. [/bold] Pete is one of those elitist gays who thinks he is ENTITLED to everything he has, while ignoring the fact he was basically only put in the Biden Cabinet because he's gay. He cannot get elected to a statewide office. ANYWHERE. It's actually Karma when you think about it.

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by Anonymousreply 36August 15, 2025 7:54 AM

I better not see any of you tramps throwing underwear onstage!

by Anonymousreply 37August 15, 2025 8:07 AM

He will perform "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going"

by Anonymousreply 38August 15, 2025 8:14 AM

Will he get drunk, vape, and fondle Chasten’s tits?

by Anonymousreply 39August 15, 2025 8:51 AM

He needs to go away. His only future is being one of those pundits who pops up on MSNBC all day long and gives their commentary that nobody asked for.

by Anonymousreply 40August 15, 2025 11:24 AM

R28 & R33 = Fragile, neurotic, humorless snowflakes. Learn to laugh at yourself, you'll be much happier.

by Anonymousreply 41August 15, 2025 11:31 AM

Wow, Those ticket prices are legit. that’s crazy.

by Anonymousreply 42August 15, 2025 11:35 AM

There is nothing wrong with those ticket prices. Quite reasonable if you ask me.

by Anonymousreply 43August 15, 2025 12:55 PM

Highly likely that he will not be considered "diverse" enough by the Seattle crowd especially in that area close to Capitol Hill. Seattle is second only to San Francisco in terms of wokeness. A white married gay man with children who embraces his birth gender would likely be considered the enemy.

by Anonymousreply 44August 15, 2025 1:54 PM

The Seattle CHOP Fags will turn out in full force to protest this impure Democrat.

And no, Soros doesn't pay them to protest. They treat it like a full-time job, but nobody pays them for it.

by Anonymousreply 45August 15, 2025 2:13 PM
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