Who is the ugliest celebrity offspring?

Horse faced Blue Ivy

Alexa Ray.

This thread begins and ends with Rumer Willis.

Tori Spelling’s whole family.

Lily Rose Depp. You can screen an IMAX movie on that forehead.

God, really r5. She looks like a skid row crack whore, like her mom.

Whoopi Goldberg’ daughter. Eek.

Kate Hudson's son Ryder was a really, really fugly child. But he has grown up to be a fine-enough looking young man, thank goodness.

ALL the kids on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are FUGERLY!

...till they get discount plastic surgery from that frog-faced neighbour...

R5 and R6 Lily-Rose has a cousin about the same age who is drop dead gorgeous (Johnny's great niece). But I guess there was only room for one nepo baby in the family.

I'll submit Alicia Silverstone's "cub" Bear. He was pretty homely as a kid, but not sure what he looks like nowadays.

Is he still attached to her tit?

Oh, found a pic from about 8 months ago. Maybe he's growing out of the goofy/homely.

He looked fine as a kid. It's just the hair and gap in the tooth. He's decent looking kid now too. Nothing exceptional but nice looking.

Amy Osbourne.

Woof.

Bruce and Demi’s hellspawn.

Didn't Alicia Silverstone famously pre-chew her child's food?

Jimmy Carter’s son Jeff was really hit with the ugly stick.

[quote] Didn't Alicia Silverstone famously pre-chew her child's food?

Yes, and her son was sleeping in her bed at 11 years old. Not sure if he still is at 13.

I find that really fucked up.

I should add to ^^ he wasn't just coming into her bed sometimes...they slept every night in the same bed until he was at least 11 years old, according to that article I read interviewing her a few years ago.

I had a kooky-shit art history professor in college (no, not my major) who was one of those moms. She was early-50s and had her only child quite late in life. He was maybe 9, but she still breastfed him. She did this a time or two at a faculty event, and word got around very quickly.

Barbara Hershey could play her in the TV movie about her life and eventual breakdown.

Kate Hudson. Her ears, lack of lips, big square jaw. Without makeup she's not even average, she's below.

Hate to say it but Chelsea Clinton. 😬

Didn't Chelsea grow up to be pretty average looking?

Here she is in a pic from 2 years ago. I'd say pretty normal-looking. She's got a great smile.

It's hard to beat the Willis Gorgon Sisters.

R20. Tell us more about this kooky art teacher.

She’s not a muse for George RR Martin by any chance?

I saw Chelsea Clinton in person and she looked okay. Very nice hair.

R25 She was too provincial to be that useful. She was merely a classic dingbat college professor. Chunky jewelry, homemade peasant skirts, author of six books on neo-Marxist critiques of the decorative arts (which no one on Earth read). And she always had this look on her face that seemed to be asking either A) "Who farted," or B) "Is this REALLY all I'm doing with my life?"

But she had impeccable taste in fragrances, as I recall. Always smelled lovely.

R8 - He grew up super cute, actually!

Being a really cute child is often a very bad omen for your adult attractiveness.

Lourdes Leon is, um, special looking.

Barron the puppy strangler.

R30 Every time I see her eyebrows, I'm reminded to buy a bigger lawnmower.

Jamie Lee’s thing wins. Hands down.

Of course he married a woman.

I'm sure Jamie Lee and Christopher Guest's $$$$$$ had no influence on that woman marrying that blob of a "daughter" they have.

[quote] Jamie Lee wins. Hands down.

FIFY.

JLo’s “child”.

[quote]This thread begins and ends with Rumer Willis.

The other two are just as bad.

Trace Cyrus, Lourdes Leon, Eric Trump. Meryl's daughters are kind of fug too.

May Ozzy RIP but Jack and Kelly didn't stand a chance without plastic and other elective surgeries.

I don’t understand. Bruce and Demi are reasonably attractive people, so why do their daughters look like rejects from a Far Side comic strip?

Willis daughters look bad because Bruce has very strong masculine features that don't translate well on women. Big square jaws look manly.

R33 Lady, looks like a due.

Kellly Osborne

Mariah’s are fug.

c'mon. it's not even a contest.

Holy shit that should come with a warning R46.

Many of these kids are prime examples of the oft-repeated phrase when I was growing up: "a face only a mother could love."

Sorry, but Bette Midler's daughter. Inherited her mom's looks but not her talent.

JLC loony toon "daughter". He needs a blue dot hiding that manny horse face.

Alec Baldwin kids. All of them. Their eldest daughter (with Hilarious) is woof. Ireland was very pretty when younger, but got rug after the first kid

Hilarious’ TikTok shit, (with the eldest kid ) keeps popping up on my feed

Is JLC's saughter a little..."special?"

(s)He even had a "cosplay" wedding.

SJP and MB's kids are in the running

R46 "Holy shit that should come with a warning"

MY EYES!!!!

R38 Jesus, I'm already blind in one eye!

How could a timeless beauty like Demi Moore have such homely kids?

Just imagine how awful Kate Micucci's kid will grow-up to be.

I freaking love Demi in her latest carnation. And The Substance was ROBBED at the Oscars.

As for her kids. Whatever. They have weird faces. it would be fine if they weren’t trying so hard to be hollywood royalty and sell their “look.” Rumer especially. I’m glad she has faded away some. Best to just live your quiet wealthy and blessed life in private. Enjoy being you.

R57 And avoid hanging too many mirrors around the manse.

Salma Hayek's daughter: yikes! Lucky that the wee troll has a billionaire daddy because... woof!

R53 I cannot believe the chin on James Wilkie! SJP must have had a one-night stand with Jay Leno.

R21 Kate is getting uglier with age. R37, You know JLo secretly RAGES about her daughter, especially since she really wanted her to be a singer/pop star.

R46 The kid is really not surprising since Lily herself is hideous and has fish eyes, but at least do the kid a solid and get it some bangs, for God's sake.

[quote][R53] I cannot believe the chin on James Wilkie!

It’s almost as big as Rumer Willis’

[quote]You know JLo secretly RAGES about her daughter, especially since she really wanted her to be a singer/pop star.

JLo seems like the type who’d be happy that her daughter is ugly and will never overshadow her mother.

Very good point R64,

Alexa Joel is still homely looking after millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery.

Better than the Willis girls though.

"Sailor"? Did they think they were naming a dog rather a child?

I've always thought Alexa Ray Joel has a unique look to her that's very appealing but the problem is her mother is Christie Brinkley. When your mom is Christie Brinkley you've always going to be compared to her.

and a woman of color at that R34..... Jamie is probably dying inside

Magic Johnson's kid EJ.

Prince Haakon of Norway's demonic looking step son.

R62 R46 Is Lily Allen wearing a wig? (if her changeling's early-receded hairline is anything to go by...)

R70 Well, he is a rapist, so...

Alexa Ray looks like an alien. Billy's genes were too strong.

She looks like she was adopted. Has not even one of Christie Brinkley’s features.

I actually think Alexa is pretty. Beautiful eyes, skin, coloring, and figure. But Im a sucker for big eyes and always found Christie's peepers small and dull looking. Her other daughter has even squintier and smaller eyes than Christie, which I find wholly unappealing on both women and men.

Liza Minnelli

I also think Alexa Ray is very pretty but she would look better with bangs. Every woman on the planet with freakishly big foreheads needs to get bangs.

Brinkley’s son looks very good in the photo, but it seems to be a lucky angle. Not that he’s unattractive.

[quote] Sorry, but Bette Midler's daughter. Inherited her mom's looks but not her talent.

Bette’s only talent is being a cunt.

Lainie Kazan's daughter Jennifer Bena. I remember when Lainie was on a talk show saying her daughter was so beautiful with a great figure. I was expecting a model.

R80 - which one is the mother and which one is the daughter?

Sophie actually seems prettier than Bette. And probably a lot nicer.

Bette just...isn't kind to people. She's somehow meaner than LuPone, yet Patti is the one with the worse reputation.

[quote] Eric Trump

I thought Eric Trump was pretty hot back in 2016.

[quote] I thought Eric Trump was pretty hot back in 2016.

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