Sleazy screenwriter Joe Eszterhas to write un-PC sequel to “Basic instinct!” And our Sharon will star! 🤗

Sorry but I'm retired.

I thought he converted to Christianity or whatever a decade or so ago?

How often does Sharon discuss her pussy-flashing scene?

Every week, apparently. Including last.

For an A list actress to show her mafuckin cunt while portraying a professional career oriented bisexual lesbian in 1990 was the very definition of woke.

Black people are tired of basic whites ruining our lingo.

Beef curtains, tired beef curtains.

Eszterhas must be broke.

I had to read the script of "Basic Instinct," and while that is not my line of business, I recognize that reading a script is a very different, usually cruder thing than reading prose.

Eszterhas' script was absolute shit. Just cheesy, no finesse at all. I couldn't understand why he was the "hottest" of his time. He was obnoxious as fuck then as I recall.

No one want to see this. Hollywood is officially out of ideas

Trump is "starting to" concern him? He must be slow on the uptake

"Sharon Stone's pussy supplied by Arby's."

Sharon recently recreated her legendary vaginal scene on Instagram, proving that not even a few wrinkles and some questionable bruises can dose the scorching sexuality of one of Hollywood’s most legendary seductresses 🔥.

Doughy Eszterhas' memoir "Hollywood Animal" must be water under the bridge....

[quote]Eszterhas details his one-night fling with Sharon Stone. They romp at her house in the Valley; he says “her body was doughy, too much peanut butter and Wonder Bread maybe.” At the end of the evening, Eszterhas returns to his hotel suite across town. Stone wakes up in a panic, walks out her front door, and ambles down the street with a butcher knife. Neighborhood security personnel shepherd her back inside.

Once "anti-woke" is in the White House and the courthouse and the House of Representatives, no one is gonna wanna see it in the movie theaters. Republicans love being the underdogs and have no idea what to do when they have power.

You have no idea r4 what black people think about anything.

What a cunt, r11. I'm sure he got a real rush out of criticizing Sharon Stone's physique, the ugly old fuck.

In this version she spreads her legs and Miss Piggy pops out singing Oh What a Beautiful Mornin'.

A disgusting retard enabled by dumbass Bob Evans.

[quote] Eszterhas details his one-night fling with Sharon Stone. They romp at her house in the Valley; he says “her body was doughy, too much peanut butter and Wonder Bread maybe.” At the end of the evening, Eszterhas returns to his hotel suite across town. Stone wakes up in a panic, walks out her front door, and ambles down the street with a butcher knife. Neighborhood security personnel shepherd her back inside.

Our Sharon certainly knows how to show a man a good time 🔪 .

It’s been a few years, but I seem to recall some backlash when the movie came out over its portrayal of lgbt people and making the killer bisexual. I think it had to do with something about lgbt characters always being made killers or psychopaths in movies like this. I remember pictures of people standing outside theaters with sigs saying “Catherine did it” in protest.

Absolutely no one wants to see Sharon's lady lasagna at this point.

Protesters gathered around the shooting locations making noise all day and all night so they wouldn't be able to film. Those were the days when gays stood up for their own rights instead of marching for Muslim theocracies that throw gay people from the highest tower.

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Despite Joe’s cruel comments, I believe our Sharon will definitely relish the opportunity to revisit her most iconic character.

Our Sharon loves attention too much to pass up this great opportunity. Not to mention the opportunity to tell lots of lies in the endless interviews that will accompany this project.

I hope someone finally asks who repossessed Sharon’s refrigerator during her mystery malady years ago. And what happened to Sharon’s produce?

Simply scandalous.

R20 Brsvo! 👏

Don’t forget that during O.J.’s rampage, Sharon claims the police were terrified his bloodlust for blonde, white women made Sharon the next target! 😮

Thankfully, the LAPD devoted resources to protecting Sharon during this most dangerous time for the beautiful, flaxen-haired starlet.

Thank you law enforcement for protecting our Sharon from a most grisly fate and saving cinema.

sharon is gonna make it all about her! ha ha ha!

There was a sequel to Basic Instinct and it sucked.

R3 Sharon didn't get respect for flashing her pussy? No kidding!

How does a Mensa member end up doing softcore porn movies? Shouldn't she have a Ph.D in Physics?

If she lost ALL HER MONEY, how can she still afford to live in that gigantic house with her children? Because she ain't getting the kind of roles she was getting 30 years ago, if any.

Joe Eszterhas criticized someone else's body for being doughy?

fucking crackhead

On The Sopranos, their next-door neighbors, the Cusamanos, had a dog named Eszterhas.

Oh dear, that woman-theatre is going to need a complete renovation and all the asbestos removed first.

[QUOTE]Protesters gathered around the shooting locations making noise all day and all night

R20 - How did they know what the plot involved or where the production schedule and locations?

[quote]If she lost ALL HER MONEY, how can she still afford to live in that gigantic house with her children? Because she ain't getting the kind of roles she was getting 30 years ago, if any.

She married well, R27.

[quote] If she lost ALL HER MONEY, how can she still afford to live in that gigantic house with her children?

Our Sharon loves to tell tall tales, R27, aka, lies.

Which is why we love her.

She was so gorgeous in "Deadly Blessing" (1981). Why did she waste the 1980s- bad management?

Thank you r24. Incredible story and quotes in that Variety article.

Esterhazs is seriously deranged. What kind of mind writes the dialogue we heard in Showgirls? Someone really dumb who has no understanding at all of human feeling, and absolutely no insight into how ignorant and inaccurate he is. Definitely fascinating as a character study.

True, R34. She's one of the more entertaining movie stars. I would disappointed if she ever stopped her dramatic storytelling.

R18 Compounded with Silence of the lambs, it seemed like all the mainstream films depicted gays as sadistic killers.

But all the gays in the know during that time, recognized that murderous gays threw the best parties.

[quote]She was so gorgeous in "Deadly Blessing" (1981). Why did she waste the 1980s

Hollywood is full of beautiful girls that never even get a shampoo commercial. Looks, talent, ambition aren't always enough, you have to be lucky too.

Isn’t she good friends with Dorothy Faye? That tells me all I need to know that Mrs Stone is a raging cunt.

He looks like Bela Lugosi as Ygor in "Son of Frankenstein."

Maybe Catherine will be in a ritzy retirement community, a black widow who collects frail millionaires to fuck to death.

I could see a BI prequel series, where Catherine develops her serial killer skills. But a stand alone reboot movie-no. And SS is too cray cray these days. She's not far from Brendad Ickson territory.

[quote] “At least now [people] understand that Jennifer Lawrence can’t just skip onto an airplane,” Stone said later in the interview about how the expectations of fame are now more understandable. “Nicole Kidman can’t jump onto Delta. Sharon Stone can’t do it either, whether or not she’s doing a lot of movies. [People] think, ‘What have you been in?’ And it’s like, dude, they know me in the Amazon rainforest. It’s tampons, Q-tips and Sharon Stone.”

I simply adore how our Sharon refers to herself in the first person and mentions herself among Oscar winners when discussing the perils of fame. Not to mention comparing herself to a tampon.

Plus, the discreet way she acknowledges she hasn’t been in anything worth a shit in 30 years.

We love you, my darling! Cannot wait for “Basic Instinct 3!”😘

{quote] How did they know what the plot involved or where the production schedule and locations?

There was probably someone gay in the production staff (in Hollywood, the likelihood of that is 150%) who tipped the protesters. But trust me, they knew.

From the article, it sounds like they’re trying to turn “Basic Instinct” into a franchise with a plot involving copycat killers emulating Sharon’s m.o. This likely means a second femme fatale and more homosex.

Big-budget erotic thrillers are all but nonexistent these days so this actually sounds interesting. With a bold, ballsy director, of course.

Having Sharon front and center to transition the story should be interesting.

The weird thing about that quote is that plenty of A-listers fly commerical, r45. Not everyone wants to spend 200k on a private jet charter to go to a meeting or event. She sounds insane.

R10 "Sharon recently recreated her legendary vaginal scene on Instagram"

MY EYES!!!!! MY EYES!!!

Be careful what you adopt..

Are all her kids adopted? @R50

[quote] Are all her kids adopted? @[R50]

How DARE you!!! TROW-MA.!!!

Is this from the time of Sharon's affair with Esterhaz?

Sharon Stone seems really chill and down to earth.

The main musical theme is fabulous. Just hearing it throws your vision into glamorous soft focus.

If she recreates the upskirt scene, I hope the theater hands out barf bags beforehand.