Pirro calls out DC laws letting 'young punks' off the hook for violent crimes

Looking forward to Pirro's potential offenses: DUI on the Beltway; drunk and disorderly at Cafe Milano; screaming at neighbors at 2AM; that sort of thing.

How about old punks like Trump? He's a felon.

It’s all on them now! Every rape, assault and murder is Trump’s responsibility.

That’s because under local home rule the District’s D.A. handles jubilee crimes, while adult felonies are handled by the U S Atty.

This is all performative, and at the same time completely kosher under existing law—the District has a unique legal status and Trump et al are using that to maximum advantage.

Where oh where are these so-called snipers and alleged assassins. Is no one else obsessed with Jodie Foster to the point that they’ll do the lord’s work for us in order to get her attention? Dump wants a legacy like JFK, after all…

juvenile*