Myles Cyrus’s sister Noah

*Miley

Beer belly?

Classy.

I guess we should admire her body confidence. Im fit yet I still feel inadequate on a gay beach. I wish I didn't but I do.

Her face doesn’t look as bizarre as it did. That family seems messed up like the Carters.

Blame that lizzo hussy for all these out of shape girls showing their sweet sheeit

She seems like she’s having a good time. She doesn’t look so bad

R7 is blind.

R7 is white trash.

She looks great.

The epitome of understated glamor!

R4 My thoughts exactly. I gain twelve pounds and would rather die of heat stroke than wear shorts in public. I'd like a prescription of whatever she's taking that's fueling that level of confidence.

Behold: the MAGAt ideal of what a hot bitch really looks like.

MAGAt boys everywhere are creaming their skid marked drawers as I type.

She could stand to do a few crunches. But she's a nobody so why is anyone interested in how she's dressed? Are people now C-list celebs simply by virtue of being related to an actual celebrity? This nepo shit has gone off the deep end.

Trash

She doesn’t need to lose any weight. But she does need to put on some fucking clothes. American women are so fucking gross with what they wear in public - I don’t care that it’s a concert. Have some respect for yourself, for other people.

When I saw the thread title I assumed it meant Miley Cyrus had transitioned, and frankly, I wasn't surprised.

She used to be hideous before all the surgery…

Poor thing can't afford a proper outfit.

Broke ass ho

She's still hideous. And a pig.

Move over Lourdes, there's a new model in town!

Jesus girl, get on Zepbound.

That gunt.

It’s a normal healthy female belly.

Yes her fashion is terribly trashy.

[quote]It’s a normal healthy female belly.

She’s 25. It’s not normal or healthy to be that flabby and out of shape. It’s obvious that she doesn’t have healthy lifestyle habits.

R24 = Miss Metz

Beer belly and tape over her nipple. Barf.

Gunt.

Is she the sister who did the song with horses?

Imagining the ambassadress's reaction to her fat daughter in the same outfit??

[italic]Noah Cyrus' beauty look raises eyebrows at Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week[/italic]

The Cyrus family gene pool had very few genes for attractiveness. Miley took most of them, and she still looked like a Furby until she got plastic surgery. Noah got the scraps.

If she'd switch to cigarettes she'd lose weight.

Hooker please!

Gross Nepo Baby. No way would anyone in the entertainment industry have looked twice at this ugly cow if she wasn't Miley's sister.

What am I, chopped liver?

Now THAT is what I would imagine a child of Billy Ray Cyrus to look like.

Miley was clearly adopted.

She’s got a fuck gut

Achy Breaky Tits.

[quote]Hannah Atlanta

This made me laugh.

I was the peoples porpoise!

Hanna Ton-tana

Lourdes Leon is shooketh.

R5 Like the who?

Slim pins!

She looks like a common juke gal.

Wasn’t she the sibling who was photographed pole dancing at 12?

God that face

12 tons, R47? She looks it.

Um, Miley is not good-looking to whoever inferred she was upthread. They all look like high-cheekboned, hollow jaw aliens.

And she definitely stole her look from Lourdes.

R31s picture belongs in the Eyebrow Thread.

She can buy herself flour.

Why, so her fuck mates can find the wet spot?

She can take herself eating.

Miley has two brothers, one sister and the siblings all sing bland, forgettable music.

She so sexy! 🤢

They do all have that white trash look