What's the pettiest thing you've done after a breakup?

OP has no class.

Can we guess why he dumped you?

[quote]I also stole the spinning plate thingy out of his microwave.

Wow! He dodged a bullet OP.

R1 He dumped me because I didn't like the fact that he started fucking his ex-boyfriend again. He said we had "different priorities".

Frankly, he's lucky I didn't leave a turd in his microwave.

Sit and spin OP

Too bad Greg's ex-wife didn't steal his book of vile recipes.

When my first boyfriend and I broke up, he took all of his belongings except his music CDs, saying he would come back for those. After he didn’t come back for them after 2 weeks, I boxed them all up and sent them to his new address via UPS. He called me crying after he got them, saying that he couldn’t believe I could be “so cold.”

Hey, I could have thrown them in the trash.

[quote]He dumped me because I didn't like the fact that he started fucking his ex-boyfriend again. He said we had "different priorities".

What did you do, or what weren't you doing, OP, that drove him back into the waiting arms of his ex?

I don't know, paying too many of his parking tickets? Not folding his underwear to his liking?

Don't be that girl, R7.

Invited his other ex out for lunch, over which we had a most cathartic trash-talking session.

Well, OP, you taught him a thing or two, didn't you?

Your ex will no doubt think long and hard about correcting his ways.

R10 Obviously, it wasn't until I got home that I realized what I should have done was strategically hide potatoes around the apartment in extremely hard to reach places that would start to rot in a few months and fill the place with the stench of death, but...c'est la vie. I'll take my small victories where I can get them.

Iced him off the A List at our country club.

Only keepsakes.

That's no petty, is it?

Imagine how shitty a boyfriend one has to be to drive their man back to his awful ex.

Perfect opportunity for an upper decker.