Nelly Furtado

She's fat as fuck!

When she sang, "I'm Like A Bird," I didn't realize she was talking about Rodan!

Thunder Thighs

Holy shit, I can't believe that's her! It's like someone used a "make her fat like Lizzo used to be" AI prompt on her old pics. She was never as much as chunky in the past, something must have gone terribly wrong, psychologically speaking.

And why doesn't she go on Wegovy?! Even the poors use that now, there's just no excuse for fatness anymore.

You know what, she’s gladly owning it so fuck off fat shamers. This time anyway.

BIG as a HOUSE!

"She's owning it" just might be the single worst excuse for obesity. Up there with "I respect him being passionate about his opinion" when someone is dead wrong or even holds hateful views.

But yeah, you go ahead and "own" diabetes, clogged arteries, fucked up hips, and being a burden on the healthcare system, gurlfriend!

Serving elephantine realness.

Full figured. Curvy. ❤️

Damn! When she sits alrededor de la casa, she really sits ALREDEDOR DE LA CASA!

Time to dial back "legs for days" to Monday/Wednesday/Friday, max.

Someone in another forum said she has Lipedema. Her legs look like it. But still not an excuse for her weight.

Are her cankles like the Mississippi Delta?

Why does someone that fat insist on wearing an outfit like that? She looks ridiculous.

Oh, gawd.

Running after the ice cream truck.

Ain’t she Canadian?

You'd think she'd leave "Maneater" off her set list.

Man Eater is right!

Spameater.

She’s portuguese so this was to be expected. Kudos to her though for keeping the mustache at bay.

Looks like a fertility goddess of old.

If you’re fat and choose to dress like that you deserve the backlash. Fat ain’t pretty.

Nelly Fritatta

She may have tripled in size since her heyday.

Slim pins!

I cannot believe the size of her gunt in R16 video.

Maybe she and the now-fat Black Keys can collaborate on an Ozempic journey.

What's her address please, I wish to send her an Ozempic brochure.

She doesn’t even sing. She lets the audience and the backing track do it for it. Fat cow.

Oh, Nelly.

[quote]I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away...[/quote]

Good luck.

Why did she need to come back. We all had sufficient

For a fat woman she doesn’t look so bad. There’s no cellulite visible and she’s chunky but there are no rolls.

Turn off the light

A day in a Darfur orphanage ought to straighten her out.

We really need to bring shame back. People being shamelessly their "authentic selves" has only brought us Trump in the White House and a fat Nelly Furtado.

¡¡¡Grande como una casa!!!

I will NOT be having what she's having, because what she's having leads to endless comorbidities down the line.

Her Tiny Desk from last year was terrific.

r39 You could see a nice thickness in her thighs, which she tried to hide with dark jeans.

Something happened in the 15 months since that performance that made her fucking explode beyond all reason. She tried to control The Chunk, but it ended in a runaway reaction. As it so often does.

Just in case she still thinks she's like a bird; I definitely am not walking anywhere near under the nest she's calling home.

She's like a hippo.

She’s got a bad case of middle age spread but she looks vital and seems to be having a lot of fun. And she’s still making bops even if she’s mostly seen as a relic of the aughts.

Nelly Fatado

r42 She's like a (big) bird

Belly Fartnado

"That's our girl Nellers alright. Big as a house, can't miss her!"

Just checking, please. Still using singular pronouns? Thanks.

Nelly Faturdo

I'm Like A Herd

On the plus side, one can say that no one could wear that costume the way she wears that costume.

Say It Right... Semaglutide

Just how many men did she eat?

Smelly Fur-taco

Jelly Potato

Nelly Fatlardo

Mooeater, or as another said upthread, I'm Like A Herd.

She could at least choose outfits that don't accentuate her enormous hips and thighs.

I would assume black guys find this hot. She has two kids with some rapper.

r54 only if she holds off bathing for a week or two...

And everyone here is slim and trim and can run for miles.

As wide as a median in Alberta

She looks really good considering. Maybe she just wanted to eat pasta. Straight guys will still hit that.

She drains her past-ah!