I AM USING A PHOTO OF LADY BUNNY TO CATFISH OLD MEN IN THEIR 90'S . SO FAR I HAVE GOTTEN MONEY FOR A FACELFT , A TUMMY TUCK , A BUTT LIFT , A BACK FAT REDUCTION A BAT WINGECTOMY AND CORN SURGERY . THEY EVEN PAID FOR AN AMBULANCE TO THE CLINIC .
Dating Old Men
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 10, 2025 3:02 AM |
BILL TAYLOR is BACK!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 10, 2025 2:06 AM |
Can you rely on the old manās money?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 10, 2025 2:08 AM |
Corn surgery? WHEN DID I EAT CORN?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 10, 2025 2:13 AM |
Creamed corn? š½ š¤¢
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 10, 2025 2:20 AM |
WHAT ABOUT THOSE IMPACTED ADENOIDS THAT GIVE YOU THOSE CONSTANT FRIGHTENING EPISODES OF SLEEP APNEA? WILL ANY OF YOUR GENTLEMEN CALLERS BE GRAND ENOUGH TO ALLOW YOU TO USE THEIR CPAP MACHINES? METHINKS YOU'RE LIKELY OVERDUE FOR A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
PLEASE REMEMBER TO SLEEP ON YOUR SIDE SO YOU DON'T DROWN IN YOUR VOMIT LO THOSE MANY NIGHTS FULL OF FITFUL DREAMS AND NIGHT TERRORS.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 10, 2025 2:42 AM |
Use a photo of a fratboy with sizemeat. You'll get all the old queens of DL to fork over their cash, too. But it's a shallow pool, so you'll need to cast a wide net.
You know how everybody says gays have more money? Not true for the keyboard queens of DataLounge. But what they lack in cash, investments, and oral hygeine, they more than make up for in cigarette burns, Franklin Mint collectables, and Faith Prince correspondence.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 10, 2025 3:02 AM |