The conservative myth of attractiveness

You have to break it down. No, not all men who vote Democrat are less attractive but if we’re talking about whites, then yes.

So are you saying white democrats are less attractive R1? If so, I disagree.

Most GOP voters are working the land all day long and don't have the time to keep re-applying sunscreen. Hence the apparent gap in attractiveness levels.

Anyone with two eyes can see that this is true.

I hate look that all the women have. (Mostly) blonde Hair parted in the middle and slightly wavy. Big trout-like lips and full face of make-up. Big fake tits and polyester clothes.

Ugh. When will this aesthetic die out?

When the GQP is dead and buried

R2 Yes. A lot of those male influencers, fitness guys, OnlyFans guys are all secretly conservative.

There’s a reason why a lot of liberal women end up marrying conservative men.

They're also scumbags R7. I doubt any truly liberal woman would actually marry one. At least not a smart one. Most will not put up with a knuckledragging mouth breather.

MAGA women always look so dated to me. They all look like 80's cosmo girls. Big hair, tons of makeup, short bodycon dresses. Most look a mess. But they think it's what straight men find attractive.🥴

It's the current trend called the Mar a Lago look. See also Guilfoyle, Lara Trump, the Bezos wife and the dog killing wannabe Rambo creature. Prolapsed anus lips, heavy, heavy eye makeup, fake hair and inflated tits. They did it better in the 80s though and they looked more natural.

There is about as much true in that belief OP as there is in the often repeated conservative line that Liberalism is a mental illness.

Conservatives often lean toward superficial, looks-driven ideals — their women tend to look interchangeable, cheap, and tacky because that’s how conservative men want them. Liberal women range from refined beauty to complete indifference. Men, regardless of politics, are a mixed bag: you’ll find the soyboy liberals and the overweight redneck conservatives alike.

This is one of those things that I don't think really holds up.

There are plenty of hot MAGA frat boys and sorority sister types. There are plenty of hot liberal gays and gals. A lot of those hot OF guys people on this site lust after are secretly MAGA. While most hot, artistic types are very anti-MAGA.

What I'm saying is, there's plenty of hot and ugly to be found out there and this is one of the dumber things to focus on and debate when it comes to politics.

If Trump were the hottest daddy ever, it wouldn't make him any less dangerous.

One thing that is true - liberals are much smarter than conservatives.

[quote] Anyone with two eyes can see that this is true.

What if one eye is wonky, Sarah @ R4?

Magats are unable to deal with how much normal people don't want them.

There is definitely a horseshoe between the extrema of Kimberly Guilfoyle's look on one side and the "objecting to the male gaze" and fat-positivity crowd on the other. Large portions of the population have become entirely unfuckable and it didn't use to be that way. (I'm old.) It's something you notice when you have more years to look back on. When I was young, being even slightly progressive was synonymous with being outgoing and sex-posotive and tolerant and spontaneous. This is not true today. (Also, young people are fat now which was never an issue in history before.)

R15 - watch it! I've got my eye on you.

You're just jealous that Republican press secretaries are all hotties.

Conservatives tend to follow traditional beauty standards. The men look more traditional masculine. The women look more traditionally feminine.

For many people that is considered attractive.

R12 gives best comment here.

R19 - I believe the word you're looking for to describe us (R) men is 'butch'.

Trey Gowdy, Lindsay Graham, Tim Scott, Marcus Buchman, Mitch McConnell - just too much testosterone in one room.

This is ridiculous and nobody actually believes it. “Hotness” crosses political boundaries. And the concept of attractiveness is deeply subjective.

Oh, they believe it R22.

You just can't get more attractive than WH director of communication Steven Cheung.

The alpha hot gym jocks were not out voting for Kamala Harris...

This Study Linking Gym Bros To Right-Wing Beliefs Is Legit

We can blame the they/them circus animal dykes for this unfortunate stereotype that has befallen us.

Not everyone finds gymbros attractive though.

I believe that Conservatives value attractiveness more than Liberals, therefore they elect people who tend to be on the more attractive side of things than Liberals do. Liberals value ideas and intelligence more than outward beauty when choosing elected officials but if you are attractive and smart, liberals like that even more than just smart. Conservative women want a man in office that would grab them by the pussy while a Liberal attempting that would be a disaster.

In what universe is Ted Cruz considered attractive?

r28 I've never been a gym rat. I detest the whole instaho, muscle body phenomenon. I want Ezra Klein for fuck me for days. Give me brains over brawn.

John Davis Lodge - wasp, film actor and former United States Ambassador to Switzerland.

Mitt Romney (young to late middle age).

OP seems like the village idiot with limited visual and cultural literacy. What a dumb set up for a thread.

R9 Don't forget the exaggerated, angry-looking, painted on eyebrows. The whole thing is the Kardashian look. Straight men do seem to like it, hideous as it is.

No, R32.

[quote]I keep hearing that conservatives are more physically attractive

Source? I call bullshit. You "keep hearing" this? Where? From whom? Conservatives??

Let me add, Mitt isn't involved. Look at today's conservatives. Trump, Cruz, Miller.....all hideous.

[quote]No, not all men who vote Democrat are less attractive but if we’re talking about whites, then yes.

Complete bullshit pulled directly from your ass.

Conservatives always lie and claim that they are more moral, more attractive, more successful, more manly, more courageous, intelligent and more popular than liberals. The reality is that they are thieving, ugly, dumbass, welfare queen pussies who have to gerrymander and cheat to win because they're outnumbered

R32 sounds a bit too reactive. A lurking conservative?

This discussion has been popping up on reddit and others places a lot especially since the SP episode with the ugly Gnome.

R39 "People are saying!"

I keep hearing the windmills are killing the birds and the whales. People say Ghislaine Maxwell was a nice lady. She was always nice to me. I wish her well. I keep hearing that JFK Jr is alive and is going to be the next Republican President.

Yeah a bunch of real fuggos here:

Barack Obama

Beto O'Rourke

Jon Ossoff

Gavin Newsom

Andy Beshear

Eric Swalwell

Brian Sims

George Clooney

Chris Evans

John Cena

Piker Hassan

Sam Seder

Stephen Colbert

Conservative women are terrifying to look at, conservative men less so.

So Bee U Tee Ful

R9, a lot of straight men DO find that look attractive.

Anyway, I've never noticed any correlation between political leanings and physical attractiveness.

The only correlation and it's weak is that "Money Marries Looks" so hereditary wealth canproduce lookers. And conservatives. William Collins Whitney was already born good looking, in 1841, and increased the Whitney fortune significantly, and then his son William (Payne) Whitney was handsome and not only got his dads money but a colossal fortune from his mom. Then fine marriages through several generations so when one met Whitney young men at the end of the 20th century they were usually good looking (and had big cocks, too!). Not fair, but Them's the rules!

It’s not what we look like to each other, it’s how we smell.

[quote]I keep hearing that conservatives are more physically attractive

Through the voices from your window fan?

Well.. there are different stereotypes with some truth to them. Ugly MAGA people are one thing, ugly left-of-center people are another.

Obesity and excessive tats are two of the few overlapping factors.

This will probably get me cancelled, but I think Democratic women are better looking than Republican women and Republican men are better looking than Democratic men. I understand there are outliers, before you guys start posting a cavalcade of photos of broke-down looking Republican men.

These are the type of women Republicans find attractive...

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A lot of them equate blondness and whiteness as attractive, and most of these women it's all fake - fake tits, botox, trout lips, extensions. Very superficial.

and then there's this guy...

That's who MAGAs find attractive. Real Republicans don't look like that, or the people who used to be real Republicans who are now called RINOS don't look like that.

The conservative idea of “attractiveness” comes from preferring women who look like prostitutes over everyday, no-makeup working women with sensible, shoulder-length hair. It’s not about men. Conservatives believe men can look however they want, while women must maintain a certain appearance. And since conservatives have no taste, their beauty standard is closer to Angelyne than Catherine Deneuve.

There are attractive, great looking men on both sides of the aisle. The problem is that the New No Nothing Party has unattractive policies.

Here's Jeff Jackson, new Democratic AG of North Carolina who is attracting supporters from both sides of the aisle and younger voters.

He's hat as fuck! Sadly, he's straight

BTW, Corey Booker is also hot as fuck. Sadly, still closeted.

Righties pretend “libs” are all overweight blue hairs.

Dems think GOP voters are all Billybobs in backwoods penciltucky.

In a nation of 340,000,000 people pretending anyone looks one way based on their party is foolish.

That said, camera-facing Trumpettes do try for a maybe-you-can-fuck-me-in-the-car-after-this-cocktail-party look