Periodic reminder of the size of Austin Butler’s head

Better a large head than a tiny pin head. He's fine.

Completely normal sized head.

R2 = Christina ricci

God's a prick.

I don’t get Austin Butler at all. As someone who goes to movies regularly I’ve seen the trailer for his latest ‘80s-set crime/action movie “Caught Stealing” about nine times. It’s a long trailer and it’s all about positioning him as a major action star and sex star and it’s just not there for me.

The long, pleated upper lip, the too long, too skinny body skeeve me. I realize there are gay men who are wildly aroused by southern trailer trash or guys who look like that, but I ‘m not one of them.

And while I’m discussing trailers I’ve seen too often, I’m much more attracted to Glenn Powell in the “Running Man,” which looks like fun to me, and he looks agrreably grungy in it.

And there’s a single shot that makes my cock jump every time I see it: There’s a closeup shot of him from the back, he’s wearing white jockey briefs while lying on a bed and he smacks his own ass hard. Nice.