MAMA’S FAMILY - Modern-day storylines

A cameo with Air Supply!

Allan Kayser would NOT inspire as many erections as he once did.

I still would suck Buba’s dick. Curiosity alone.

Iola gets scammed for her fixed income by a foreign scam farm pretending to be a mature, handsome widowed man.

Now that her parents are dead, Iola turns the basement of her parents' home into a lesbian sex dungeon. Thelma and her Church Ladies dime her out to the zoning commission for operating a commercial establishment in a residential zone.

Bubba has a late in life epiphany and explores his sexuality by doing Only Fans using a big black dildo.

The widow Naomi takes up with a young, underaged bag boy at the Food Circus. As a result, she's fired but lands a job at Nedermeyer's Department Store, where she takes up with an underaged stock boy. Naomi is labeled as a sex offender and driven out of town by Roselle Huplander.

God, it would be a nightmare! How many of the characters would be MAGAts?

Best to leave these characters in the past where we can love all of them.

Naomi and Mama join The View at the same time. Vint and Bubba join ICE thinking it's a club for ice cream enthusiasts. Iola does ketamine.

The first storyline would have to be how in the hell is Mama still alive?

The entire family except Mama falls for a crooked politician. They hold a fundraiser at the house and he tries to sexually assault momma. Nobody believes momma and they go to court. At the trial things are going so bad momma fires the da and cross examines him and exposes him for the grifter he is.