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Our Peter Is Getting Marginally Snappier As He Gears up for 2028

I'm glad he's still passionate, but if this is what passes for "off-the-cuff" remarks from our boy, then he still won't have the goods in time.

We don't need another over-coached candidate who takes twenty words to express a simple idea. Get to the FUCKING point, Pete! America is desperate for blunt talk.

Try this:

"This illiterate groper has more felony convictions than any five mob bosses, and he still thinks he belongs in that job."

"He gave our health care system to an ex-junkie who beheads zoo animals for fun."

"He runs education under a crooked old ghoul who spent more on sexual harassment hush money than she spent on her latest yacht."

"He put a wife-beating drunk in charge of national defense."

"He turned the Oval Office into a Bangkok brothel, and I'm not just talking about the shitty gold spray paint on the walls."

"He golfs six days a week, sleeps through intelligence briefings, and fires anyone who shows up to work on time."

"America, you blew your own legs off with a shotgun when you elected this man, and if you want any thin hope of surviving, you'd better wake the fuck up and fix this shit right goddamn now."

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