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ICE cunt now says teens can now be ICE agents

This should end well.

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by Anonymousreply 24August 7, 2025 9:30 PM

Fuck they must be desperate. And they can't employ Black or Hispanic people.

by Anonymousreply 1August 7, 2025 8:00 AM

Presumably people are leaving ICE in their droves for this relaxation to the recruitment requirements.

I see actor Dean Cain has also done an ad encouraging people to sign up. It's beyond a joke at this point.

by Anonymousreply 2August 7, 2025 9:11 AM

A generation of teens spending most of their free time casually blowing away bad guys in video games can now do it in real life!

by Anonymousreply 3August 7, 2025 1:09 PM

[quote] ICE is a key player in the Trump administration's immigration enforcement efforts. Congress passed a spending bill earlier this summer to give the agency funds to hire 10,000 more staff.

The push is to fill all these additional positions that have been authorized this year.

by Anonymousreply 4August 7, 2025 1:33 PM

it's a federal job which means lots of benefits. it's not bad, to be honest.

by Anonymousreply 5August 7, 2025 1:35 PM

Only the best people.

by Anonymousreply 6August 7, 2025 2:36 PM

South Park really nailed it

by Anonymousreply 7August 7, 2025 2:43 PM

I'm guessing they mean 18 and 19 year olds.

They can join the military at that age, so it's not unreasonable.

by Anonymousreply 8August 7, 2025 2:45 PM

[quote]Presumably people are leaving ICE in their droves for this relaxation to the recruitment requirements.

'Presumably' sounds like wishful thinking on your part.

It's right up there with 'anonymous sources say...'

You guys need to face the facts that wanting open borders makes you a minority in this country.

Most Americans want illegal immigrants out, no exceptions.

by Anonymousreply 9August 7, 2025 2:51 PM
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by Anonymousreply 10August 7, 2025 2:57 PM

R9, most Americans want the criminals and cartels out. Not Juan mowing your grass or Consuela cleaning your house. Arresting innocent brown people because of skin color is not the right way to do this while letting cartel families in because they are rich.

You're way off base.

by Anonymousreply 11August 7, 2025 3:22 PM

Hitler Youth can now join the front lines.

by Anonymousreply 12August 7, 2025 3:42 PM

R9 even radicals in the US who are far to the left of AOC don’t support “open borders”, a complete fabrication of right wing propaganda. Traditionally, it’s only far out libertarians who believe in that. You’re repeating a mindless slogan because you’re an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 13August 7, 2025 3:43 PM

R9 It's not wishful thinking, it's just logic. If staff retention in ICE were high they'd have enough people to do the job.

That they're making it far easier to join points to a lack of staff needed to do the job and high staff attrition is likely one of the reasons they don't currently have enough staff (though I accept not the only one).

Also, by using the word "presumably" I thought I made it clear it was my judgement. So your attempt to liken it to "anonymous sources say" is illogical, given the latter is an attempt to sound like a fact, not an opinion.

Finally I don't support open borders. You seem to have the typical "if you're not with us, you're against us" mentality. I think it's stupid to recruit what are essentially kids into ICE, but that doesn't mean I think immigration should be unchecked.

(Why are there so many of these idiots on DL of late?)

by Anonymousreply 14August 7, 2025 3:58 PM

But you support them arresting Americans and children instead of the actual bad guys R14. That's the point and what us "idiots" don't support. I never mentioned anonymous sources. We're you mistaking me for someone else?

by Anonymousreply 15August 7, 2025 4:09 PM

^^^were...fucking auto-correct. Hate it.

by Anonymousreply 16August 7, 2025 4:14 PM

R15 You did mention anonymous sources. Read your own post...

[quote]'Presumably' sounds like wishful thinking on your part.

[quote]It's right up there with 'anonymous sources say...'

by Anonymousreply 17August 7, 2025 4:16 PM

[quote]You guys need to face the facts that wanting open borders makes you a minority in this country.

In all the years I've been on the DL, I've never heard anyone say they want "open borders." Ever. The real minority in this country are those endorsing what is going on now. No credible politician has said it either.

[quote]R9, most Americans want the criminals and cartels out. Not Juan mowing your grass or Consuela cleaning your house. Arresting innocent brown people because of skin color is not the right way to do this while letting cartel families in because they are rich. You're way off base

R11, I would really recommend checking the posting history of R9. You aren't going to find yourself having a rational exchange with someone who uses "woke" or some other favored right-wing buzzword in every post.

[quote](Why are there so many of these idiots on DL of late?)

I've noticed it too, R14, and they always give themselves away with their words. All we can do is put them on ignore and not give them the time and attention they crave so much. We've seen it happen before on the DL and they eventually leave and find another platform to troll.

by Anonymousreply 18August 7, 2025 4:23 PM

I don't want open borders but I also don't want Gestapo-like jack-booted ICE thugs in masks and no badges ripping people off the streets and deporting law abiding parents, business owners and community members. That is not remotely a minority opinion, but the people supporting ICE 100% and cheering them on definitely are a minority of the population. Even some Trump voters are appalled so it's not even unanimous among them.

For decades the right wingers have been warning about government overreach and the deep state acting like fascists and pulling people off the streets. Now that that's happening but it's not directed at them they seem fine with it. Hypocrites.

by Anonymousreply 19August 7, 2025 4:32 PM

I have R9 blocked already. These wingnuts aren't hard to suss out and there's really no point engaging with them. They're right wing trolls on a mission and aren't here to debate.

by Anonymousreply 20August 7, 2025 4:34 PM

This is all become an increasingly morally abhorrent fucking MESS. Trump owns it 100% and the Republicans enabling him are also complicit.

Exactly what R11 said, quote, "most Americans want the criminals and cartels out. Not Juan mowing your grass or Consuela cleaning your house. Arresting innocent brown people because of skin color is not the right way to do this while letting cartel families in because they are rich."

The jumping people at their own legitimate and due-process Asylum interviews and hauling them off for deportation, has been especially cruel. And "Alligator Alcatraz."

All throughout the 2024 campaign, the Trump emphasis was on rooting out criminals -- actual CRIME COMMITTING criminals, not this new "well but if they are not US citizens then they came here illegally so that in itself is a crime so now they are all criminals".

by Anonymousreply 21August 7, 2025 4:45 PM

ICE has already pulled U.S. citizens off the streets. It didn't matter that they had I.D. proving who they were. ICE has quotas to meet, facilities to fill.

by Anonymousreply 22August 7, 2025 4:50 PM

R22, the Trump emphasis was literally “Mass Deportation Now.” Anyone who supported him either knew this, or chose to ignore it.

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by Anonymousreply 23August 7, 2025 4:56 PM

There are a lot of things I'd like to see, and open borders is one of them. Wouldn't it be great if we could freely move between countries, live where ever we like without fear?

But, I'm realistic. It's not gonna happen in my lifetime if ever. My thoughts are rabidly left wing, but in reality, I dwell in the middle. But what was once unthinkable, like gay marriage, is now widely accepted. Not by all, of course, Cro Magnons still walk among us. As an Oscar Wilde character in Lady Windermere's fan said, "We are all in the gutter, but some us are looking at the stars."

by Anonymousreply 24August 7, 2025 9:30 PM
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