Saw them on Colbert tonight. Oink oink.
If you're as wide as a La-Z-Boy, stop trying to rock.
Here they are on the equally porky Bert Kreischer's podthing recently.
I would gleefully lick Bert Kreischer’s shitter until Madonna has a hit movie.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 7, 2025 5:30 AM |
My slappin’ hand is starting to itch!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 7, 2025 5:45 AM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 7, 2025 7:54 AM |
^ They are literally double-wide since their heyday.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 7, 2025 7:55 AM |
[quote]I would gleefully lick Bert Kreischer’s shitter
Prepare yourself for a half-digested ham sandwich, R1
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 7, 2025 8:23 AM |
Fat Keys.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 7, 2025 9:43 AM |
Man on a mission ... to get to the refrigerator
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 7, 2025 10:22 AM |
Bert looks like he's due for a heart attack soon.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 7, 2025 6:21 PM |