Lardos 36: Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greasy Niko & Camel Teeth Jakob

Update: Junkie Niko still in rehab

Lewis Fataldi back on the scene and is touring soon

Niall Hogran is a coach on the upcoming season of The Voice US

Podgy Jakob is unknown outside Europe

Gemma: still crushing horses and getting bitten by them. Exhausted by her job driving round at night administering nursing care to the geriatric of Helsinki. Now 30 years old and bisexual, but chronically single. Lives for sweets, pizza, and weird green cake.

Let’s keep them Lardos threads coming! Five years and still going strong.

Gemma posted more fast food photos on her blog. She hasn’t started her 30’s very healthy. She is going to get huge.

Replying the previous thread’s R596: Yes, I do agree that Podgy Jakob must have put on a lot of weight since he stepped (waddled 🤣) into the spotlight. He is constantly topless showing off his blubbery torso. Always eating unhealthy foods like pizza and pies. You might be right that he wants to be known as the foodie and podgy one in the band. I think Gemma said he is Finnish so he would be the Finnish Lewis Fataldi, like R596 said.

Gemma is now reblogging posts about autism. We did suspect it ...

Wow, R4, This doesn’t surprise me! There is something autistic about her and with the way she behaves.

Gemma posted more of Podgy Jakob eating crisps. So many pictures of him eating greasy crisps. Probably part of his daily diet. Gemma finds this cute and calls him ‘a sweetie’ for being such a greedy hog. Why does she adore this so much?

And why is Jakob choosing to be photographed with crisps and other junk food? Definitely trying to cultivate a Fataldi/Hogran type image.

That’s weird I think! Why would anyone want to be viewed as unhealthy? It’s funny that it’s his own choice to be photographed with all the junk food and his belly and chins out.

Does Jakob think that’s cute and quirky? He probably wants to be like Lewis Fataldi. I checked that he follows Fataldi on Instagram!

And here we have Gemma posting more photos of Jakob eating biscuits and looking smug. He clearly is creating a Fataldi type aesthetic around him. And Gemma describes him as “cute” again. Why does she find him eating attractive?

Gemma said they had a thousand packets of those biscuits so they clearly stocked up for Jakob.

Anon asked: I didn't know you were autistic?

Gemma: Okay but would that make a difference? Yes I am neurodivergent

Now it all makes sense. The very limited, repetitive behaviour over ten years. The insistence on posting collages of fattening foods even though she's been mocked for it many times by her anons. Her quest to find and worship these lardy guys who stuff themselves with pizzas, and the fact that she's permanently single. Autistic and proud of it!

Definitely makes sense and explains a lot of her behaviour and lack of relationships. Does she not get the clue that she is embarrassing herself with the fast food posts? They’re never ending. She should eat much healthier.

It seems like her special interest is fat singers. She always manages to find more of them and somehow she has some sort of radar to spot the greedy and fat one from each band.

Why is she so proud to be autistic? She is just fat and embarrassing. Maybe she should keep that diagnosis to herself. But it’s hilarious how she still keeps posting her food posts even after all the anons telling her to fix her diet. 🤣

I guess at least we now know that it's her personality that's putting off potential boyfriends and girlfriends. A lot of gay women like heavier girls and would not be deterred by her weight, but alas she has no luck with them either!

[QUOTE] I checked that he follows Fataldi on Instagram!

Definitely his role model then. What a weirdo! Jakob has a long way to go before he gets as vast as Fataldi.

[Quote]Why is she so proud to be autistic?

She's Aspie-rational!

Gemma must be annoying to have around. It must be her personality that makes people stay away from her. She is very plump but like you said, R12, she could probably still find someone who likes bigger women. Unfortunately her personality sucks. Would Gemma even be willing to eat anything but fattening food anyway?

Yes, Jakob seems very strange, R13. I have never heard of anyone who wants to be like Fataldi! Jakob is eating like a porker and snacking all the time. The weight gain is inevitable and he is already plump with a belly and a double chin. Constant pictures of him stuffing his face with pizzas, crisps and pastries. One day he is going to reach that Fataldi territory size-wise.