Millionaire hunter taken out by water buffalo

#TeamBuffalo

You live by the sword, you die by the sword.

Oh I think R1 has spoken for us all!

[quote]"In a moment of fearlessness, as he lived his life, he met the challenge head-on, leaving this world a man of courage, faith, and adventure.”

Oh, he met it head-on, all right.

This is poetic justice and I don't mind it. I will say, if you absolutely HAVE to kill large animals in Africa for whatever damn reason is rattling around in your head, I think Cape Buffalo are a better choice than most of the "exotic" animals people go for. They are plentiful, they are herd animals, they are used to predators and being hunted, and in fairness, they are clearly capable of fighting back so I can see why it is a legitimate challenge.

I will be sending the buffalo a gift basket.

That cunt has MAGA written all over him. Team Buffalo. 🦬

So the water buffalo can skin the man and put his head on its wall, right?

"unprovoked attack" - yeah, tracking an animal with a jeep and guns with the intent to kill it is not 'unprovoked' - the buffalo was acting out of defense.

Screw him - glad he's dead.

IF only it could happen to Eric and Don Jr.

Finally some good news!!!!

Give that buffalo the address of that POS dentist who slaughtered Cecil the Lion.

Why not make it all in the family, R9?

Maulface thread.

Buffalo team

"That Buffalo was very low IQ"

This is the safari company’s Insta.

They should start a subscription service with videos of their hunter clients being gored, trampled, clawed, bitten, and eaten.

They’d make a mint.

[quote] So the water buffalo can skin the man and put his head on its wall, right?

I would love a photo of the victorious Cape Buffalo with the hunter's posed corpse.

Its nice to see a feel good story in the news!

Sadly, he was "killed almost instantly." He should have had a slow, protracted, agonizing, screaming death.

Yabba dabba doo!! 🐃

good riddance

Good.

[quote]Sadly, he was "killed almost instantly." He should have had a slow, protracted, agonizing, screaming death.

Likely the safari company's lawyers advised them to say that in order to reduce the "pain and suffering" damages that will result from the inevitable lawsuit.

R17, he’d have him hanging by a horn dancing about saying, “look at me! I don’t pay taxes!”

Common knowledge in the game parks and reserves that the most aggressive and dangerous animal in the water buffalo. Hippos are also very aggressive. I suppose most believe lions are the most dangerous, but they’re not.

That's a shame.

I thought it was cape buffalo, not water buffalo, that was more dangerous. The most dangerous mammal in Africa is usually said to be the hippo.

*elk, leopard, catamount chest bump*

My fat daughter is more dangerous than a water buffalo when it's feeding time.

R27, I’ve been on a private safari and we were told the buffalo is responsible for the most deaths- to never run from one of encountered. And yes We were also told that hippos are very aggressive.

pouring out a drink for the water buffalo!

[quote]The hunt, which cost a staggering $10,000

I don't think they understand what 'staggering' means to a millionaire

"Unprovoked Attack" of a hunter who is out toi kill you.

That's too funny!

-D

In case you didn’t know, Cape buffalo, like American buffalo, are land dwellers.

Yesterday my favorite uncle died and I've been so sad, but THIS put a smile on my face. Thanks, OP!

He shouldn't have requested the buffalo's attention in this matter.

R34, thank you. All this time I thought they were deep sea creatures.

[quote] I would love a photo of the victorious Cape Buffalo with the hunter's posed corpse.

Isn't that a Far Side cartoon? It certainly fits the strip's ethos.

I want to take this time to express my deep-thanks to Wally the Water Buffalo. Hope he got the head for mounting.

Amazon is sold out of plush buffalos. I got the last one.

[quote]All this time I thought they were deep sea creatures

And all this time I thought they wore capes!

We've searched high and low, for Miss Water Buffalo...

Well, sucks to be him.

He fucked around and certainly found out.

I sincerely give no fucks that this ass clown was taken out by the very animal he was trying to hunt down and kill.

Sadly, this will probably deter no one from going on these stupid safari hunting trips.

If I had the money I'd pay local hunting guides to set this up more often.

What was on his iPod?

Shuffle Off to Buffalo

Buffalo Springfield's Greatest Hits

The animals should carry guns. Unless I was being attacked I can’t imagine killing these beautiful animals. I hope the conquest is passed through the animal grapevine- ‘’trampled him to death he did’’ ‘’well he fired first’’ ‘’ that Eleanor won’t take shit from anyone’’

The hunter's last expression 😳

Hahaha, cunt! I hope getting gored to death was worth it!

Poor "Savannah!" Named after the location where her father was gored to death.

What was on his iPod?

An accident? Are the jars alright???

Tarzan Boy.

I love it when this happens.

What? Nobody’s calling this guy a hero? Dead people are heroes!

R25, common knowledge also states the Nile crocodile is the blah blah blah as well. Available data are of mixed completeness.

The Cape buffaloes do manage to kill about half of the people they attack.

Water Buffalo realness.

Glad prick is dead but could’ve been just as nice if he became a quadriplegic with no hope of recovery. Humiliation vrs Humility.

Naaah r57. Then we'd have to hear him complain and his supporters canonize him.

#TeamBuffalo. #DollfaceThread

Team Buffalo.

This thread is making me HORNY.

Can we name the buffalo Luigi?

Best Karma video ever! #teambuffaloluigi R62 I like your name for the buffalo 🦬.

"In a moment of fearlessness, as he lived his life, he met the challenge head-on, leaving this world a man of courage, faith, and adventure.”

He was a coward, trying to kill for a thrill.

Yaaas buffalo! She ate. She tore.

He probably left behind a bleach-blonde, tanned, breast implant younger widow, who is just now waking up from her all-night celebration.

She can't believe her good fortune - to have him leave the house for 3 weeks was one thing, but this is the icing on the cake!

Bet on it.

^^She'll boo-hoo it up for the cameras for one week TOPS and then start living it up.

Of course he's from Texas - Dallas to be specific.

It's these types and the evangelical culture, even in the big cities, that just makes Texas so unwelcoming.

Moo.

[QUOTE]. In one videotaped instance, known as the Battle at Kruger, a calf survived an attack by both lions and a crocodile after intervention of the herd.

From Wikipedia. Impressive

Lovely tribute…

Investigations indicate that South African wildlife have had Asher Watkins on their radar for quite some time and have been preparing for this event.

Whooped his Asher…

Dead Millionaire

Can I have his stuff, well not his stuffed stuff, mounted dead animals creep me out but his other stuff.

"Asher Watkins"? Even his name sounds infuriatingly douche-y.