Stanford is laying Off 383 Employees!

DonErs?!?

OP did not go to Stanford obviously.

Oh—there’s still a chance. You’d be surprised.

Buck never made it to college.

Brock did. And then he raped a girl behind a dumpster.

That’s what they get for having Herbert Hoover as their most famous alumnus.

I hope the whole staff at the Hoover Institute goes.

[quote]Where are allof their fancy doners?

They've gone into kebabs.

The Hoover Institute needs that money to keep paying top dollar for Condi and the rest of their 'fellows'. Those chairs don't come cheap. Mattis, Cohen, Gates...the hits just keep on coming. Fuck the people who actually work FOR Stanford.

Hoover Institution!

The Hoover is not directly part of Stanford. They “host” it as a semi-autonomous center.

Best part: the ugly Hoover tower, that is their landmark, was designed by a Berkeley grad—legend has it that he did his best to get the commission to look like a penis.

Buck would never have been at school in California.

@11 I like the tower. It’s a great Art Deco structure.

I bet you like Taco Bell—that’s the campus architecture.

That's an oddly specific number.