Big Balls is mugged, carjacked

He had it coming.

The skinny aspie stood up for a woman who was being harassed by 8 guys, so kudos to him. No shade for him trying to defend someone, and getting his ass kicked in the process.

However, Trump and co. have just been waiting for this kind of incident so that they can have an excuse to clamp down harder. Because, of course they have.

Epstein

Palestinian genocide

Eet ees to laugh.

A group circled BB and his girlfriend and talked about taking his car. He shoved her in the car and got beat up. One would hope he would stand up for his girlfriend and she'd call the police.

I reckon these people are all so nuts that they would stage something like this. Coristine may be unaware he's in on it. It's too crazy and convenient.

Why was he drunk at a bar in the first place? And using the N word loudly in public deserves this level of retribution. Hope he hides from humanity for ever

Hit him, Willona!

Is he clarifying his dick size in the photo at OP?

This incompetent, mentally ill monstrosity needs to be removed from office now.

still, why was an underaged punk drunk in public at all?

To use one of Trump's terms: fake news.

I just don't buy it. Seems a little convenient to me.

Just deflect their rhetoric back at them... fake news, psy op, etc.

Isn't it unwise to be out at 4 in the morning in D.C., the city with the highest murder rate in the nation, while intoxicated? Would BB have driven off if he hadn't been assaulted? Those "gangsters" may have saved him from a DUI for all we know!

I was an atheist until I read this story. God Jesus H. Christ I now believe. I worship you and only you. Use me as your vessel.

Good

They should federalize DC even more. There is no reason that the nation’s capital should have so much violent crime.

I really don't care, do u?

R17 = Miranda Devine for NY Post

This is no way to run a police state.

THEY ARE MUGGING THE GEEKS. THEY ARE JACKING THE CARS.

R18 Nope. If it was a gay man who'd been attacked, the MAGAts would be saying it was fake, not homophobic, etc.

So I don't care about them.

He must have been in the wrong neighborhood.

"carjacking...?"

first, was it a tesla?

second, the car was "jacked?"

the vehicle was removed from the owner’s posession....?

How do you guys always know what this stooge is talking about?

It usually sounds like gibberish to me.

He recently contrasted Sydney Sweeney’s “hot” new ad with a “woke disaster” Jaguar ad and I was all like, what? No one I asked about it had any idea what the fuck he was even talking about.

This shithead is still rooting around in all of our Social Security files, doing who knows what. I won't say what's in my thought bubble regarding this fight.

Guess his balls aren’t so big after all.

Memphis, St. Louis, and Baltimore are ahead of the District of Columbia in terms of homicide rates, so make a mental note of that, R14, aka DJT.

right, he's a drunk ass TEEN riding around showing off and calls a bunch of guys the N word, fuck him. he should have been run over and killed with his own tesla

As if Trump really gives a shit about this jackass.

R25, Jaguar did a supposedly LGBT inspired campaign without featuring the car. Sales tanked 97% in Europe and the CEO was fired.

Party of small government leader once again says that he should control all levels of government

Thoughts, prayers, whatevs. 🎻🤷🏻‍♂️

Trump was all for Sidney Sweeny until he found out she was over 21.

R28 very true. Still crazy how violent DC is compared to other world capitals in first world nations. Much better than it used to be, I will say that.

Why was a drunk teen out at that time of night anyway?

R36 I’d bet good money he was actually cruising.

I suppose that’s why he used the “n” word so many times? Typical of this generation

None of this story makes sense.

And the picture looks AI generated.

Fake News.

Thanks, r28. Apparently, boundaries and definitions have been problematic and difficult for simple communication.

But how was DOGE Coristine demonstrating any efficiency or competence when he's out drunk, loaded at 4:00 a.m. in a very expensive car in one of the TOP 5 murder rate criminal cities (crowed by MAGA), according to him and his?

Honestly, little Cortisone is very lucky he wasn't drowned by a pair of BBB at this occasion.

Womp fucking womp.

Why hasn't that retarded little shit been arrested for underage drinking and public intox?

He should be cooling his heels in a jail cell.

"shots fired..."

why is big-balls shirtless?

The two arrestees were identified by police only as a 15-year-old male and a 15-year-old female from Hyattsville, Maryland.

Jeanine Pirro, the U.S. attorney for D.C., said in a statement: "It's time we start taking crime more seriously irrespective of the age of the criminal. No longer can we coddle young criminals while innocent victims are being assaulted and maimed and young criminals avoid consequences. It's time for this to end."

Wow, he really got beaten pretty badly.

He also has a surprisingly nice body.

Hope he's "All Balls."

Bars in D.C. close at 1 a.m.

This was likely a drug party/deal gone wrong.

[quote]There is no reason that the nation’s capital should have so much violent crime.

Sure there's a reason. Republicans have been in control of it for years.

Great - 2 new Democratic Senators & some Democratic Congressmen

R47, the bars I’ve been to sometimes close at 3am, but that was a while ago. Has it changed? Either way, the kid is underaged. Why wasn’t he arrested?

carjacking ...?

by 2 people (one is a female...) who weren't old enuf to get driver’s licenses....?

R28 - you should check posting histories before making stupid statements. And I stand corrected about the murder rate. I was citing a DL poster on another thread, but should have checked. My point still stands: if MAGAt creeps are concerned about crime, they shouldn't make themselves attractive, vulnerable targets by hanging out drunk/intoxicated with their expensive vehicle at 4:00 a.m.

They shouldn’t be underaged - the end

There's not a woman on the planet these days without her phone with her at all times.

Once she was safe in the car, she didn't take any video of the assault? There's not any street camera footage of this either? In DC?

Why aren't the police sending out descriptions of the assailants to the public to help identify and arrest them?

Because he was all a lie