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What is the funniest story you ever read on the internet?

About 25 years ago, when I was working retail and bitter about it, I would read funny stories that other people had posted about dealing with the public. This one girl who worked in a grocery store posted a story about a prostitute trying to buy douche with food stamps.

by Anonymousreply 2August 6, 2025 6:19 AM

Poop knife

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by Anonymousreply 1August 6, 2025 5:25 AM

Probably this one, if it counts as a story:

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by Anonymousreply 2August 6, 2025 6:19 AM
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