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South Park’s next target - Vile “ICE Barbie” Kristi Noem

Screens from tomorrow’s episode. I really hope they just hammer these fuckers nonstop.

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by Anonymousreply 50August 8, 2025 1:22 AM

I wonder if Cartman is listening to ice raid “asmr” in bed with the headphones

by Anonymousreply 1August 5, 2025 10:47 PM

They should have LOTS of cosplay material with Noem.

by Anonymousreply 2August 5, 2025 11:47 PM

They're really not fucking around this series.

by Anonymousreply 3August 7, 2025 9:16 AM

[quote] They're really not fucking around this series.

They really aren't, including telling ICE to "eat a bag of dicks" earlier this week. If only our media outlets were half as brave...

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by Anonymousreply 4August 7, 2025 9:35 AM

I wonder how long this kind of mockery will be allowed.

by Anonymousreply 5August 7, 2025 11:35 AM

Eva Braun with a low IQ.

by Anonymousreply 6August 7, 2025 11:37 AM

Those 2 are basically Republicans. They'll get used to it. All Republicans will.

by Anonymousreply 7August 7, 2025 11:41 AM

I look forward to it but if they’re gonna go hard one-sided political, they may as well be ready to end the series. I think people in both sides are just tired of the political preaching in everything and we’re seeing the backlash of that now.

by Anonymousreply 8August 7, 2025 12:47 PM

the new episode has JD vance as the fantasy island midget oiling up satan’s asshole.

by Anonymousreply 9August 7, 2025 1:11 PM

Ruthless

by Anonymousreply 10August 7, 2025 1:34 PM
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by Anonymousreply 11August 7, 2025 1:35 PM

Oh no, not Mr. Mackay!

by Anonymousreply 12August 7, 2025 1:36 PM

R9 I hope they use that fathead meme version!

by Anonymousreply 13August 7, 2025 1:37 PM

R8, no.

by Anonymousreply 14August 7, 2025 1:38 PM

I wonder if they’re going to add Dean Cain to the episode.

by Anonymousreply 15August 7, 2025 1:40 PM

R8 No, you are wrong. “There are two sides to...”, is the whine of mocked conservatives and giving a voice to stupid only leads to more stupid.

Mocked liberals move on, because they’re not as stupid, petty and provincial.

by Anonymousreply 16August 7, 2025 1:47 PM

[quote] I look forward to it but if they’re gonna go hard one-sided political, they may as well be ready to end the series.

The spent has mocked liberals for 20+ years now. I'd say it's well time that the reichwing get lampooned for being the fascists that they are.

by Anonymousreply 17August 7, 2025 1:51 PM

*The show has mocked

by Anonymousreply 18August 7, 2025 1:52 PM

The puppy killer is vile.

by Anonymousreply 19August 7, 2025 1:54 PM

I remember when those puny cockleted whores threw all their weight behind the Afghanistan-Iraq wars and devoted their time to slamming Michael Moore and Jeanane Garofalo instead of Bush and Cheney. Which helped pave the way for subsequent Trump atrocities. So they can fuck all the way off with their belated satire.

by Anonymousreply 20August 7, 2025 2:03 PM

The episode follows two different stories: in one, the show’s resident bigot, Eric Cartman, is outraged to learn that fellow fourth grader Clyde has risen to prominence as a white nationalist podcaster who makes offensive claims about women, Jewish people, Black people and other minority groups to goad them into debating him in exploitative viral videos (“WOKE STUDENT TOTALLY PWNED”). Of course, Cartman isn’t angry on behalf of any of those groups; he’s mad that Clyde is ripping off his gimmick and reaping all the rewards. He decides to muscle in on the act, styling his hair after Kirk’s signature coif (“the stupidest haircut I’ve ever seen,” says one character), trolling college girls on social media and proclaiming himself a “master-debater”.

The other storyline sees South Park Elementary’s kindly counsellor Mr Mackey out of a job thanks to government budget cuts. Desperate to find a new way to “make his nut”, he reluctantly joins Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). Alongside his fellow masked goons – a collection of inexperienced, illiterate miscreants – and under the leadership of DHS secretary Kristi Noem, Mackey ends up taking part in violent raids at Dora the Explorer concerts and the literal gates of heaven, where he helps round up every Hispanic in sight (per Noem: “Only detain the brown ones! If it’s brown, it goes down!”).

Both stories eventually intersect, as Clyde and Mackey are rewarded for their work with a trip to Mar-a-Lago. The country club is depicted as a gross, white trash version of bizarre 70s/80s US wish fulfilment drama Fantasy Island, with President Trump and vice-president JD Vance standing in for Ricardo Montalban and dwarf actor Herve Villechaize’s characters. Younger viewers may not get this reference, but they don’t need to: the visual of an ice-cream-suited Trump kicking around a dwarf version of Vance (his already big face puffed up to resemble the popular meme of him) is hilarious all on its own.

Trump gets off easy here compared with Vance, but the show saves its harshest vitriol for Noem, who spends all her time viciously gunning down cute puppies (including the beloved Krypto from the new Superman movie) and struggling to keep her overly Botoxed face from melting off her skull. It’s a ruthless scouring of Noem, and you can feel Stone and Parker’s disdain for her in every frame.

by Anonymousreply 21August 7, 2025 2:13 PM

r20's concern is noted.

by Anonymousreply 22August 7, 2025 2:18 PM

Is R21 posting Grok output?

by Anonymousreply 23August 7, 2025 2:23 PM

r23 no, it's from the the guardian's review

by Anonymousreply 24August 7, 2025 2:34 PM

clip of noem in the show

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by Anonymousreply 25August 7, 2025 2:50 PM

Matt and Trey outdid themselves. The Noem living mask and her puppy shooting, some Epstein references, rightwing shock jocks, it's all great.

by Anonymousreply 26August 7, 2025 4:45 PM

The funniest part of the show was having JD Vance as Tattoo to Trump's Mr. Roark, and then having him offer to lube up Satan's asshole for Trump's pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 27August 7, 2025 5:05 PM

Check their posting history, r16.

by Anonymousreply 28August 7, 2025 5:16 PM

Are they ever going to go after the rest of Trump's creepy family. The animal shooting Jr., Melania, Ivanka....they could do a great rendition of Melania scowling. They did a hilarious Beth, Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife.

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by Anonymousreply 29August 7, 2025 5:18 PM

Pretty accurate...

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by Anonymousreply 30August 7, 2025 5:29 PM

When they’re putting makeup on Miss Noem it has a NASCAR pit stop sound effect.

by Anonymousreply 31August 7, 2025 5:57 PM

Needs more bondo

by Anonymousreply 32August 7, 2025 6:05 PM

Vance as Tattoo and Noem shooting Krypto both made me bust out laughing.

by Anonymousreply 33August 7, 2025 6:27 PM

I'm sorry but nobody I know watched this show and they can't even talk properly

by Anonymousreply 34August 7, 2025 6:30 PM

[quote] I'm sorry but nobody I know watched this show

That [bold]deeply[/bold] matters to me, Anonymous!!

by Anonymousreply 35August 7, 2025 6:55 PM

r34 = KKKaroline Leavitt

by Anonymousreply 36August 7, 2025 6:56 PM

R34 Has no friends.

by Anonymousreply 37August 7, 2025 6:58 PM

Noem’s face escapes and runs around the restaurant. The Feds have to catch it with a net. lol

Dora the Explorer is being forced by Trump to oil and rub naked old men. Mr. Mackay escapes with her and the boy who’s got a Right-wing grift going on for profit.

How long before Trump sues the show?

The guy responsible for firing Trump’s enemy Colbert is now Matt and Trey’s boss.

by Anonymousreply 38August 7, 2025 7:03 PM

Cartman keeps calling himself a masterdebator. He can’t stop debating people online in bed and keeps yelling to his mother knocking on his door that he’s masterdebating and can’t stop masterdebating.

by Anonymousreply 39August 7, 2025 7:05 PM

R38, the boys' $1.5 billion contract ought to ensure their financial success into the future.

by Anonymousreply 40August 7, 2025 7:10 PM

Can’t wait to see if Rogan books Trey and matt….

by Anonymousreply 41August 7, 2025 11:16 PM

Ultimately, he's probably too chickenshit.

by Anonymousreply 42August 7, 2025 11:26 PM

Rogan is pretty fucking dumb. You can’t tell him the sky is blue and he’ll gasp as though you’ve just blown his mind. He’s not even a funny comedian. Comedians in Austin talk about it all the time but he has money invested in the club scene.

by Anonymousreply 43August 7, 2025 11:29 PM

I'm glad they used realistic dogs in pain noise. Fuck that puppy killing cunt and her racist boss

by Anonymousreply 44August 7, 2025 11:40 PM

Noem's response is just as comical:

[quote]Noem said she had not had a chance to watch the show because she was so busy, but she appeared to have heard that they mocked her appearance. "Yeah, it never ends. But it's so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look," she responded. "It's always the liberals and the extremists [who] do that," she added. "If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can't. They just pick something petty like that.

Apparently, she has never met Trump.

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by Anonymousreply 45August 8, 2025 12:14 AM

r42, if rogan doesn't interview matt-trey in 2025, then rogan is texas-fried chicken-diarrhea

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by Anonymousreply 46August 8, 2025 12:40 AM

what is cartman's "hair" reference?

by Anonymousreply 47August 8, 2025 12:54 AM

Charlie Kirk

by Anonymousreply 48August 8, 2025 1:14 AM

[quote]"If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can't.

Oh you deluded cunt, they can and they *did*.

by Anonymousreply 49August 8, 2025 1:19 AM

Watch it here. It's funnier than last week's, imo.

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by Anonymousreply 50August 8, 2025 1:22 AM
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