Good lord!
Absolutely not
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 5, 2025 8:31 PM |
All fun and games until that beast drools all over someone's head!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 5, 2025 8:31 PM |
I'd be scared to be in the seat in front of or across the aisle from him.
What if he bites you??
And you just know he barked at least once or twice.
In a small airplane cabin, that would be very LOUD.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 5, 2025 8:34 PM |
Great Danes are well known to be the most gentle & placid of breeds. Calm down, everyone!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 5, 2025 8:50 PM |
Everyone on the plane seems delighted.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 5, 2025 8:54 PM |
Dollface! I’d rather sit next to him than 90% of the general traveling public.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 5, 2025 8:56 PM |
These days, I'm sure the flight attendants have dealt with drooling passengers before, R2.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 5, 2025 9:01 PM |
It's all fun and games, until he pisses or shits on the seat!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 5, 2025 9:08 PM |
What about passengers who are allergic?
I know if I was on that plane, I'd be sneezing and my eyes would be watering and itching.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 5, 2025 9:10 PM |
Does he have to fasten his seatbelt, too?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 5, 2025 9:13 PM |
I like dogs, and Great Danes generally, but I really hate inconsiderate dog owners and that is just an accident waiting to happen, on multiple fronts. How does the dog even fit into the seat?!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 5, 2025 9:14 PM |
Great Danes are gentle, but stupid and clumsy. They don't mean any harm.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 5, 2025 9:19 PM |
I have only seen a small subset of the passengers on the plane.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 5, 2025 9:21 PM |
I love dogs, but I'm highly allergic to them, which is a real bummer.
Once when I was traveling for business, I sat down in my airplane seat, and a few minutes later, a blind woman with her seeing eye dog, a golden retriever, sat down next to me. Within minutes, I was sneezing up a storm. I flagged down a flight attendant and asked if I could be reseated because I was allergic, but the plane was full, so she had to make an announcement and ask if anyone wanted to switch seats. Thankfully, someone volunteered to switch with me, but shouldn't the airline make sure that if a person is bringing a dog on board, the people they're sitting next to aren't allergic?
Oh, and by the way, the blind lady was a real cunt about the whole thing, and as I was moving, she said to me, "I'm really sorry you're not a dog person." Bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 5, 2025 9:22 PM |
R14 I hope you moved her bags and threw something in her path on the way out.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 5, 2025 9:25 PM |
I fail to see how the blind lady was a cunt OR a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 5, 2025 9:27 PM |
I do.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 5, 2025 9:28 PM |
R16 Really?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 5, 2025 9:29 PM |
Disgusting. Dogs rubbing their assholes on the seats, drooling all over the place. I for one am quite allergic to dogs and cats, if I sat in that seat or within 10 feet of it, I'd be sneezing and coughing with runny nose and eyes for 2 or 3 days afterward.
I fucken hate the preposterous idiots that need 'therapy dogs' and 'companion animals'. Hope the plane crashes.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 5, 2025 9:33 PM |
Good God, R19, aren't you just a lil' ray of sunshine!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 5, 2025 9:35 PM |
I'm with R19. Dogs are wonderful, but they're sloppy, and in an enclosed space like a plane, there are bound to be more than a few allergic people who would be affected.
Airlines don't serve peanuts on planes anymore because the slightest peanut dust can cause people to go into anaphylactic shock, yet they'll let pet dander fly all over the cabin?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 5, 2025 9:40 PM |
You've had worse in your mouth, r19.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 5, 2025 9:41 PM |
He's probably a drug mule.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 5, 2025 9:44 PM |
[quote] Dollface!
Dollface thread.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 5, 2025 9:58 PM |
R4 do they shit?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 5, 2025 10:00 PM |
I’d take any dog over this screaming, unattended child.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 5, 2025 10:02 PM |
R25, only at designated times & in approved locations -- they're very polite (unlike some/many children).
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 5, 2025 10:18 PM |
R10, did you not see the shoulder restraint on the dog?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 5, 2025 10:27 PM |
Thank goodness the puppy isn't an Ellen or J-Lo; all the passengers taking snaps would be ejected from the plane.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 5, 2025 10:30 PM |
Best flight I ever took was ATL - PDX with a super nice guy who'd just been paired with his (gorgeous) Doberman guide dog. The poor man had been a cook and had been blinded in a horrendous kitchen accident.
You want to know the secret of getting over flying fears? Sit the lesbian by a well behaved dog for a few hours. Best flying companion ever. (The guy was nice, too.)
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 5, 2025 10:35 PM |
R19, you're my kind of DLer. 🫠
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 5, 2025 10:40 PM |
[quote] He's probably a drug mule.
More likely a pack mule given his size.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 5, 2025 11:28 PM |
Is that Bing from The Friend?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 5, 2025 11:31 PM |
I was in first class yesterday from LAX to EWR. Some twat was walking her toddler around the whole FC cabin during most of the flight. The thing had a pacifier in it's maw ever time it was walked by me. The cow was wearing a denim jump suit. I didn't see a single other passenger stop it to say "oh how cute". Get back to your seat cow! No one wants to see that. Back in the 1930's you could send kids by mail for only $50. We need to bring that back.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 6, 2025 12:00 AM |
If I got on a plane and they put me close to a cat I'd die from asthma. No animals in the mail cabin!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 6, 2025 12:02 AM |
Probably the only passenger who wouldn't complain about the food.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 6, 2025 1:10 AM |
Sadly Great Danes only live to about 6
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 6, 2025 2:46 AM |
Yeah, that's too short of a time to have a dog. Six years go so quickly.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 6, 2025 4:31 PM |
R38 Six years is plenty long enough.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 6, 2025 5:04 PM |
I'll take a dog over a screaming baby any day.
The same people who say - why do you have to travel with your dog? I would say the same about bringing children under 2 on a plane. What is so God damn important that you're taking an infant with no way of coping with air pressure on to a plane.
Unless you're going to medical treatment, vacation close by via a car for a couple of years. It's not THAT difficult.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 6, 2025 5:10 PM |
I'd rather a Great Dane than Donna Beagle's scratchy autistic brat. 'Member her?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 6, 2025 5:13 PM |
But we need pictures of our infant at Disneyworld for the social media likes!!!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 6, 2025 9:12 PM |
He's a good boy.
Very well behaved.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 7, 2025 5:00 AM |
I'd pay extra to sit next to that dog. I'm a cat person and am meh about dogs. That dollface looks like a wonderful seat mate for a transcon flight.
Note that I'm easily entertained. Despite dreading chatty seatmates (I put on my earbuds) and small children, a family of 4 were sitting in my row, with an empty seat between me and Dad, SFO-BOS. We high-fived each other. But for half the flight, the 5 or 6 year old boy ended up sitting next to me. I had the window seat. I was trying to do work on my laptop. The kid was extremely well behaved but had endless questions. I let him look out the window a bunch of times and told absurd, ridiculous stories about what was on the ground below, like fat, purple, 5-headed people who only eat potato chips. Dad, and then Mom bought me a drink along with theirs. We ended up playing tick-tak toe for an hour. Before I knew it, 4 hours had gone by. It was the most fun flight in economy I've ever had.
I could easily sit with the dog in the video.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 7, 2025 5:27 AM |