Climate journalist missing on Norway glacier

I think he’s cute enough.

They may as well look for him.

No excuse whatsoever not to use an AirTag or a similar device these days when going hiking.

Oh… i see he’s married to some lady. Well, he made his bed - call off the search.

[quote][italic] Luhn's wife told CBS News he left for a hike on July 31 in Odda, in southwestern Norway, and shared his location.

This is what you get for going hiking.

[bold]#ExerciseKills

This is what happens with normally fit men when they reach a certain age – they push themselves too hard to try and prove something to themselves and to others. But the prime has already passed with that first grey pube, my man.

He was quite hot when he was detained in Russia for covering a Navalny protest in 2017.

Handsome.

Looked great in a suit, too.

Okay, I need to stop now before I fall in love with a dead straight guy.

YET ANOTHER REASON TO NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!

It's dumb to go hiking on rough terrain on your own.

He looks somewhat Jewish. That pointy, academic face.

I knew I recognized his name...used to follow him on Twitter before I deleted my account. Hope he's ok but this is probably another Julian Sands scenario, sadly.

Sizemeat on ice?

Completely irresponsible to do this alone. I blame his frau for egging him on and making him believe he was invincible. And how many crotchfruit has she burdened him with, anyway? Must have been several, given that he became haggard looking in less than a decade. Sucked the life right out of him, the harpy.

The Russians killed him.

[quote]R15 I blame his frau for egging him on and making him believe he was invincible.

Completely agree. She probably sent him out on one of those quests for rare, useless items. “Bring me back the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn…” etc &etc

[quote]Okay, I need to stop now before I fall in love with a dead straight guy.

He's not dead. He's missing.

IT WUZ THA JAB THAT KILT HIM!

r18 He's been missing for five days now, it's not looking good.

They need to check the cabins by the lake.

Damn those small, foreign factions!

R20 Once you pass Day Three the outlook becomes significantly poor.

"Missing"

Мы его взяли

I don’t understand: it’s 2025 and there are all these satellites and ways of tracking. Wouldn’t he have been able to outfit himself with tracking technology before setting off out there all alone?

2025 has no correlation to common sense, clearly r25

R17!!!!!!

He's fine. He sends his love.

That's unexpected and amazing news. Happy to here

Christ almighty..Hear

Relax, I'm from Wisconsin

So—what’s his excuse for causing this panic?

Yay, the sizemeat survived.

It’s great to get wonderful news for a change.

[quote]They need to check the cabins by the lake.

Damm you!

From the article R33, significant leg injury and they transported him by helicopter to a hospital. This suggests that "in good health" really meant "not about to die."

Vasectomy + Xbox + Netflix = peaceful life but instead, these attractive men have weird hobbies that kill them. Dumb.

I was not expecting this result, and it makes me very happy (for no good reason other than life can surprise you in good ways sometimes)!

Plus it won't be creepy to lust after him now. (He's hot AF, and the pics of him from ten years ago are spank-worthy.)

A rare happy ending for this type of situation. Going hiking alone in that type of terrain is very risky proposition. The overwhelming majority of the time the hiker is found dead after many weeks, or sometimes they don't even find the body.