Why do people do this?

This is like something from a David Lynch movie.

That's an actual wedding dress?

Contrarian's take: she's clearly marrying that dude for money, so let her have this one day to herself before she starts pumping out kids and settles into the rest of her trophy wife life. It's all downhill from there and she knows it.

Trophy wife? She'll be a fat cow after pumping out a few kids.

R4 As someone said on Reddit, "Imagine having an Elvis impersonator there and still being the most embarrassing person in the room."

Omg. The Elvis officiant is the least “cringe” part of it all. She was determined to be Mariah Carey sooooooo bad. And the unfortunate-looking groom couldn’t have looked more reluctant. I have to believe this was all part of a theatre piece like Tony & Tina’s Wedding (remember when that was a popular NYC tourist thing?)

This is what happens to people with no class or taste when they get access to a little money.

Does anyone else remember the caterwauling bride from about 10 years ago? She came up the aisle serenading the groom with a captive audience and the groom looked mortified.

I don't know which she was more intent on showing off, her voice or that bovine leg she kept moving her dress to display.

My mom also married a goblinesque man with an Elvis impersonator present.

"This is what happens to people with no class or taste when they get access to a little money."

Tell me about it, soul sistah.

As soon as the ceremony was over, the bride had to return to the Boulder Station Hotel and Casino off of Highway 582 for her 8:00pm 10:00pm, and 12:00am cocktail bar performances.

Tips appreciated.

R8 No, but it sounds deliciously awful. Can you provide a link?

omg R9, that comment made me laugh so damn hard!!

R13, I've looked. I'd have to wade through a thousand videos though as caterwauling brides are a thing now.

OMG, the poor groom. It would have been even funnier if he had bolted down the aisle as she dragged him to the altar.