TRUMP IS ON THE ROOF of the White House!

Jump! Jump now!

Is he lost?

Oooh, is it safety training day? Who is the ignorant slut and who ordered the bouncy castle?

Is it real or AI?

Oh gosh, I remember Bai Ling is on the roof!

"It's all for you, Damien!"

"Don't look down! You might get dizzy."-- Bud Corliss

Tha roof, tha roof, tha roof is on fire!

We don't need no water; let tha mothafucker burn! BURN, mothafucker, burn!

WaPo's Drew Harwell:

Reporters shouted to ask what he was doing up there and he said he was "taking a little walk." He said something about the White House ballroom and made some gestures but it's not really making a ton of sense yet. Normal stuff

Nero on the roof. Get him a fiddle!

No Words.

I the know-it-all cunts said I was bat-shit senile.

The word is that he's planning to put a revolving restaurant up there.

Now just imagine if you will what the reaction would be from the media if Joe Biden had decided to take a walk ON THE ROOF of the White House….

When this old world starts getting me down, and people are just too much for me to face...

Calling on the Luigi's of the world! Now's your opportunity!

Thanks R9. It popped up on social media for me but I hadn't seen actual news links just yet.

[quote]The word is that he's planning to put a revolving restaurant up there.

Wouldn't a casino be more on-brand for his tacky ass?

Might as well.....

Is Comrade Krasnov near a.....window?

Is it really him, or a dummy designed to attract snipers? Is this a counterterrorism operation in progress?

Or is Grandpa looking for the car keys up there?

It won’t be long before he’s wandering along the National Mall in his bathrobe and slippers, mumbling to himself like Vincent Gigante.

This is why dementia wards have locked doors. Because the addled old farts wander off and get lost.

[quote]He said something about the White House ballroom and made some gestures but it's not really making a ton of sense yet.

Nothing he does makes sense.

Did he jump, or was he pushed?

"Wouldn't a casino be more on-brand for his tacky ass?"

Only if it filed for bankruptcy three times.

That's really his "brand."

Yo, Iran!

He does no government work so he might as well amuse himself.

DIDDLER ON THE ROOF!

PIDDLER ON THE ROOF!

I still have a hard time believing the secret service just let him wander around up there.

Unless he's setting up an, "I'm actually crazy! Let's ignore the Epstein stuff! WOO! WOO!" angle. Who even would wander around up there ... while the press were ... hanging out.

Sunrise, Sundown….

They need to have him wear a golf shirt with his name on it, in case he wanders off again. Very important for dementia patients.

I'm sure his catheter has his name on it.

How Trump wandering around on the roof of The White House is bad news for Biden.

The temptation must have been so strong for him to walk to the parapet and raise his stiff right arm. Hearing screaming crowds in his head. His ultimate crazed dream.

OP I also thought of Bai!

Trump GETS LOST on ROOF of White House as PANIC SETS IN

Fall and die, you Alzheimeric old fuck!

The video cut off before he started doing the YMCA dance, R38.

It's like when Claudia Blaisedell was about to throw Fallon's baby off the rooftop!

"It's all for you, Damien!"

“I’m a bird! I can fly!”

Splat

Maybe he's high on angel dust!

R29 holy fuck that needs to go trending on Twitter/X. Diddler on the Roof - so so good.

He must be thinking about selling the air rights to the WH.

Why couldn't the White House have a roof like the Cecil Hotel.

Like a distraught Pam Ewing on the roof of the Store!

Those damn no good Vance kids had thrown their Frisbee up there!

Jump!

JUMP!

[bold]JUUUMMMMMMP!!!!!![/bold]

[quote] Unless he's setting up an, "I'm actually crazy! Let's ignore the Epstein stuff! WOO! WOO!" angle.

He's turning into that old mobster that was pleading insanity forever. He's going to do his next press conference in a ratty old bathrobe.

It'll be glorious. Or at least fun.

He has entered the Howard Hughes phase.

Anything to divert from Epstein.

[quote]He's going to do his next press conference in a ratty old bathrobe. It'll be glorious. Or at least fun.

But it's gonna stink.

He just went up there to adjust the antenna.

There are other shots showing the actual roof details. Seems like something that shouldn't be shown intentionally. Like, for national security reasons.

Why would that matter with THIS administration, R56? They are a national security risk every moment of every day!

Oh, and I hate Deb from Dexter (all series and seasons of her). Her foul mouth, shitty attitude and skinny ass were so off-putting to me.

Wrong thread. Oops.

He doesn't like the family quarters. He probably wants another floor as a grand gold plated living suite.

Maybe Melanie threw him out again and he had to pitch a tent on the roof?

[quote]Her foul mouth, shitty attitude

Speak for yourself, Bitch.

Bai Ling would make a better president

When does he go on the sex offender registry?

Donald and the drifters up on the roof.

I love the Drifters.

R66 I will when they do the dirty work.

They say the neon lights are bright...

I came here to post literally the same joke. Datalounge has infected my brain.

Nothing brings a smile to my face more than imagining an SNL parody of Diddler on the Roof.

PUSH HIM OFF!!!

My new president is a gargoyle

HOW STUPID IS HE?!?

His doctor told to keep his swollen ankles elevated so he climbed up on the roof!

The evening sun touched gently on

The eyes of Diaper Donnie

On the roof top where he climbed

When all the laughter grew too loud

Dementia Donnie has Bai Ling realness!!!!

Video from behind him shows that he's on a flat surface that looks like a patio with tiling.

“Where the hell is that goddamned fake assassin?

If anyone remembers that joke Sam Waterson told in "Capricorn One"

"Trump's on the roof and we can't get him down"

R78 Couldn’t you break it to me more roughly? “Trump’s dead.”

I see now that it wasn't the WH proper. It was above the shorter West Wing, above the briefing room.

Is he still up there? If so, did someone bring him a blankie and pacifier?

JD lured him up there with the ole dollar bill on a fishing line trick.

[quote]Is he still up there?

"Mr President? Sir? It's really best you come inside now, Sir. It's getting quite dark...We have Big Macs inside...lots of them! And your favourite chocolate milkshake. Mr President, Sir...are you there...?"

Best comment from George Conway:

“Mr. President, many of your detractors say you can’t fly. What is your response to them?”

Perhaps we could send Linda Hunt over to share some angel dust. Might redeem her reputation.

He can do it! I'll show him!

This was a stunt to draw attention to the golden litterbox and away from the accusation that he raped sex slaves on Epstein island.

It backfired and he looks like the weird old creep he is.

Fat on a Hot Tin Roof

^ Trump is Maggie the Fat

President Biden lost his train of thought during the debate, he fumbled and stuttered and made an intelligible response.

pundits wept at that exchange and wondered aloud "is he always like this". one wrote a book about the scandal of a 81 year old being weaker and more forgetful than he had been 5 years prior.

The donor class reached into the Democratic party to DEMAND the President, who had won the nomination fairly and easily, be removed from the ticket.

The president losing his train of thought is a scandal.

the sitting president.

wanders on the roof of the white house and not one of those pundits has shit to say?

Exactly R90. Where is Jerk Tapper?

JAKE TOE TAPPER FOR LIFE. SPEAK UP BITCH

[quote]Bai Ling would make a better president

Ling Ling would make a better president

This has all been totally normalized, like when he was hollering "DERE EATING DUH CATS! DERE EATING DUH DAWGS" or swaying for 45 minutes at a rally where the dog killer Kunty Noem was Grampy's dementia nurse.

The American media makes me sick. But let's write another book about Joe Biden's age, Jerk Tapper.