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"George Santos, My Life Behind Bars," His First Letter From Prison (8/4/2025)

[quote]July 25, 2025, at precisely 2:07 p.m., my world changed in a way I never could’ve imagined.

[quote]That was the moment I walked through the gates of the Federal Correctional Institution Flatiron Satellite Camp in New Jersey.

[quote]Let me be very clear: nothing prepares you for that kind of awakening. I wasn’t escorted by guards in shackles or thrown behind bars in some Hollywood-style prison drama.

[quote]No, I walked in. On my own. Wearing a fluorescent yellow jumpsuit that made me feel like a caution sign in human form.

[quote]As I crossed the threshold of the dormitory and took my first steps into what would become my new reality, I caught a glimpse of myself in the small, scratched mirror held up by one of the inmates.

[quote]That image—me, hollow-eyed, clad in state-issued polyester—hit me like a punch to the gut.

[quote]The tears came faster than I could stop them. I didn’t care who saw. That reflection, in that moment, made the weight of my decisions, my mistakes, and the road that led me there all too real. It was the clearest, most painful mirror I’ve ever looked into—one that didn’t just show my face, but the wreckage of the life I had built.

[quote]The dorm itself? It brought back strange echoes of summer camp—if summer camp had bars, regulations, and a stench of despair. Imagine a cafeteria straight out of a public school built in the 1970s—same linoleum floors, the same clatter of trays, only now the food is joyless and served with indifference.

[quote]The bathroom, though, deserves its own horror novel. The closest thing I can compare it to is an abandoned gym locker room from a forgotten high school—grim, damp, smelling of mildew and regret. You don’t go in there without flip-flops and prayer.

[quote]It’s been just over a week now, but I can tell you this much: when people say “prison sucks,” they aren’t just talking about the bars and the bunks.

[quote]It’s not just the loss of freedom—it’s the erosion of your dignity. It’s realizing how many basic human rights we all take for granted on the outside.

[quote]A pillow that isn’t made of rubber. Soap that isn’t government-issued sandpaper. The freedom to choose when you eat or even what direction you walk in. Here, everything is regulated, stripped down, dehumanized.

[quote]I’m in what they call a “camp”—a minimum-security facility that, in theory, should feel less harsh than the prisons you see on TV. But let’s not kid ourselves: a cage is still a cage, even if it doesn’t have bars.

[quote]I now live among 47 other men, mostly fellow white-collar offenders, a few caught up in the dragnet of drug-related cases. We each carry our own stories, our own falls from grace, and yet we are now all wearing the same uniform, eating the same meals, following the same monotonous schedule.

[quote]Every day is an exercise in patience and mental endurance. You quickly realize that time doesn’t move here—it drips. Slowly. Painfully. The routine is soul-numbing. Wake up, count, eat, line up, repeat. You begin to understand why some men talk to the walls or pace like caged animals. The silence here is loud, and the noise never stops.

Cont. at R1

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by Anonymousreply 105August 7, 2025 2:08 AM

[quote]But even in this grim, surreal place, something caught me off guard—the facility itself. FCI Flatiron Camp is, bizarrely, one of the strangest and most oddly fascinating places I’ve ever seen.

[quote]It’s part institutional compound, part industrial relic, surrounded by patches of overgrown grass and concrete paths that lead to nowhere. No one on the outside ever thinks about what these places look like, let alone who’s inside. After all, we’re the “scum,” right? Society writes us off, labels us, forgets us.

[quote]Well, I refuse to be forgotten.

[quote]I came here with a mission—one I hold as closely as the pocket Constitution I brought with me.

[quote]That little booklet isn’t just a reminder of the rights I still possess as an American citizen—it’s a statement of defiance. I may be serving time, but I’m not surrendering my voice. I’m not going to be silent about the way dignity is quietly stripped from the incarcerated.

[quote]I will not allow my fellow inmates—or myself—to forget that we are still human beings, still Americans, and still protected under that sacred document.

[quote]In this place, hope is no longer a vague ideal. It becomes your lifeline. Hope takes on new shape and meaning when everything else has been taken from you. I cling to it—not out of weakness, but because it’s all that’s left. I’ve begun to feel like I’m fading, like the George I knew is slipping away.

[quote]That’s been the hardest part. Not the routine, not the bed, not even the loss of freedom—but the slow disassociation from the man I once was. You start to forget what the world feels like when you’re not constantly being watched, measured, or judged.

[quote]But I haven’t given up. I won’t. Because this moment in my life, as bitter and brutal as it is, will not define the whole story. It’s only a chapter. And like any good book, the best chapters are still unwritten.

[quote]So I write this now not to ask for sympathy—but to share the raw truth of what this place is.

[quote]What it does. And what I’ve come to understand about myself, my country, and the system we live under.

[quote]Because if there’s one thing prison has taught me—it’s that even behind these walls, your voice still matters.

[quote]And mine isn’t going anywhere.

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by Anonymousreply 1August 5, 2025 1:50 AM

He's a regular Oscar Wilde.

by Anonymousreply 2August 5, 2025 1:53 AM

Each man kills the thing he loves . . .

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by Anonymousreply 3August 5, 2025 2:02 AM

It’s not a parody?

by Anonymousreply 4August 5, 2025 2:08 AM

His diatribe sounds like the John and Gloria scene from The Simpsons

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by Anonymousreply 5August 5, 2025 2:08 AM

I don’t understand it, I don’t know why and it is very much in spite of myself, but I have some deep down pity for this crazy queen. And I know he doesn’t deserve it, but it’s just some sort of sixth sense thing or whatever. I honestly don’t think he wood have been quite a lighting rod or have received as harsh of a sentence if he weren’t a flaming gay. Shit I don’t know!

by Anonymousreply 6August 5, 2025 2:19 AM

George Santos IS Barbara Graham in I Want to Live

by Anonymousreply 7August 5, 2025 2:23 AM

I quote and reference that scene constantly, r5. Nobody ever knows what the hell I’m talking about.

by Anonymousreply 8August 5, 2025 2:24 AM

[quote]the food is joyless and served with indifference.

Bitch, please.

by Anonymousreply 9August 5, 2025 2:27 AM

How dramatic for him.

Anyway.

by Anonymousreply 10August 5, 2025 2:29 AM

I can’t wait for the “rape” scene.

by Anonymousreply 11August 5, 2025 2:34 AM

Me too R6 . Something about him brings out pity in me. I knew a guy that was a compulsive liar and I genuinely believe its a mental illness that they cant help. My friend was as sweet as could be and would never have lied to hurt someone or do someone wrong but it truly was compulsive . Maybe thats why I feel sorry for Miss Santos ,because of my friend.

by Anonymousreply 12August 5, 2025 2:37 AM

Ahh, another feel good story. I love feel good stories.

by Anonymousreply 13August 5, 2025 2:40 AM

I feel bad for anyone who gets set to prison for a non-violent crime. He's still a piece of shit, of course.

by Anonymousreply 14August 5, 2025 2:44 AM

Does it get very rapey in minimum security prison with a bunch of embezzlers and tax cheats?

by Anonymousreply 15August 5, 2025 2:46 AM

R6, my main thought is....will he learn from this ???

by Anonymousreply 16August 5, 2025 2:53 AM

Being incarcerated changes you in a way that just can't be put into words. It does something to you. It's not human but it's the only system or solution we've got.

by Anonymousreply 17August 5, 2025 2:55 AM

He gives short shrift to what put him there.

Or as the youngsters say, FAFO.

by Anonymousreply 18August 5, 2025 3:03 AM

The notion that fat ass had dignity is uproarious.

by Anonymousreply 19August 5, 2025 3:07 AM

Well, that was sobering and somber. He's got seven years of hell--if he makes it without going crazy. And he's at a low security "camp." There is no hint of rehabilitation, just punishment. The thought of it is unbearable. Good friggin luck.

I hope this teaches him a lesson.

by Anonymousreply 20August 5, 2025 3:12 AM

I want to live!

by Anonymousreply 21August 5, 2025 3:12 AM

Is there a countdown clock on how soon he offers himself up for a pack of cigarettes?

by Anonymousreply 22August 5, 2025 3:14 AM

R21 He will not learn from this. Imagine how horrific max security is. Our prison system is fucked up. We have the harshest punishments and conditions than any other Western country. We should be ashamed.

But fuck this cunt.

by Anonymousreply 23August 5, 2025 3:16 AM

MTG’s letter requesting that his sentence be commuted.

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by Anonymousreply 24August 5, 2025 3:17 AM

Jesus fucking Christ you Nancys who feel pity for him. He grifted and took advantage of people, breaking several laws. He supported MAGATS, who’d rather see him dead. He’s an odious asshole who’s where he belongs, no pity deserved.

by Anonymousreply 25August 5, 2025 3:20 AM

The biggest stunning realization of this thread is that MTG has decent penmanship, as shown in R24

by Anonymousreply 26August 5, 2025 3:21 AM

R19 "Uproarious" is a great word. I don't feel sorry for this pigbitch one bit. What is it with these delusional psychos who lie, cheat and steal so blatantly and then complain they are the victims. Get the fuck out of here. He probably won't learn a damn thing either. He's too far gone.

by Anonymousreply 27August 5, 2025 3:30 AM

I can’t with this queen. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 28August 5, 2025 3:31 AM

[quote]MTG’s letter requesting that his sentence be commuted.

I'm more surprised that the letter isn't full of grammatical errors and incorrect punctuation, like those of her MAGA lord and savior.

by Anonymousreply 29August 5, 2025 3:38 AM

I can't wait for the movie! Who will play Georgie-porgie?

by Anonymousreply 30August 5, 2025 4:10 AM

[Quote] July 25, 2025, at precisely 2:07 p.m., my world changed in a way I never could’ve imagined.

The opening line is so revealing. He must have known he was breaking the law, and yet ‘ never could’ve imagined’ he’d end up in jail? What a deluded little bitch.

by Anonymousreply 31August 5, 2025 4:26 AM

The party is over, isn't it, George?

by Anonymousreply 32August 5, 2025 4:39 AM

MARY!!!

Fuck this fat felonious MAGA drag queen.

by Anonymousreply 33August 5, 2025 5:05 AM

How many months before he'll be begging for a pardon?

by Anonymousreply 34August 5, 2025 5:15 AM

He’s already grifting from prison. Grifting for sympathy and a book deal (because he’s showing he can write and is a drama queen). He shows no remorse whatsoever. Didn’t even learn a lesson because he’s still grifting.

Why he’s allowed to communicate with the rest of the world is beyond me, even if he’s in a minimum security, year-round camp.

by Anonymousreply 35August 5, 2025 5:46 AM

Maybe there’s a prison volleyball team where his skill and dexterity will be on display.

by Anonymousreply 36August 5, 2025 6:19 AM

[Quote] an abandoned gym locker room from a forgotten high school

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 37August 5, 2025 6:23 AM

Mildew and Regret: The George Santos Story.

by Anonymousreply 38August 5, 2025 6:24 AM

He should spend the time planning his political comeback.

by Anonymousreply 39August 5, 2025 6:55 AM

[quote]That little booklet isn’t just a reminder of the rights I still possess as an American citizen—it’s a statement of defiance.

Does this degenerate forget who he supports?

Under Trump, the Constitution doesn't mean jack shit.

by Anonymousreply 40August 5, 2025 7:05 AM

George...you can't afford a pardon. It's very expensive.

by Anonymousreply 41August 5, 2025 7:17 AM

And he can’t write for shit, either. All those overly-emotional short paragraphs and the overwrought imagery.

by Anonymousreply 42August 5, 2025 7:21 AM

Well, we have a 21st century Genet here.

by Anonymousreply 43August 5, 2025 8:29 AM

He's a bad writer but he's exactly the kind of bad writer I'd expect him to be.

by Anonymousreply 44August 5, 2025 8:30 AM

I assume he used AI to write it.

by Anonymousreply 45August 5, 2025 8:33 AM

[quote]I feel bad for anyone who gets set to prison for a non-violent crime.

You feel bad for Todd Chrisley?

by Anonymousreply 46August 5, 2025 8:45 AM

I’m going to send him a nice blouse and a bottle of Jean Nate to cheer him up.

by Anonymousreply 47August 5, 2025 8:50 AM

Yes, r46. He's a scumbag but I think he should have been forced to pay a large fine. I don't support putting anyone in prison unless they are actively dangerous. I just don't have the same spite/bloodlust/punishment fetish that most Americans have regarding lawbreakers.

by Anonymousreply 48August 5, 2025 9:06 AM

You feel bad for Luigi?

by Anonymousreply 49August 5, 2025 9:12 AM

Yes, r49

by Anonymousreply 50August 5, 2025 10:06 AM

I can’t believe some of you queens are showing him a single scrap of pity. HE’S PLAYING YOU.

by Anonymousreply 51August 5, 2025 10:14 AM

[quote]That reflection, in that moment, made the weight of my decisions

Not to mention the weight of his enormous bulkitude.

by Anonymousreply 52August 5, 2025 10:27 AM

So he’s decided to become a Democrat and spend the rest of his life fighting for corrections reform?

R48 politicians who embezzle should be executed, violating the public trust in government to this extent is damaging enough to our system that it is warranted. Political executions should be televised on CSPAN.

by Anonymousreply 53August 5, 2025 10:49 AM

What a crybaby.

by Anonymousreply 54August 5, 2025 10:57 AM

No one cares Georgie Peorgie. You'll likely be out quite soon. Just as soon as that fat orange turd in the White House needs something else he thinks will piss off liberals.

Frankly I'm hoping your real prison will not be the one you're sleeping in now, but the life you'll be subjected to once you're out and few to none will have anything to do with you. That incarceration will be far longer than the one in prison.

by Anonymousreply 55August 5, 2025 11:08 AM

"Because if there’s one thing prison has taught me..." It's been eleven days.

by Anonymousreply 56August 5, 2025 11:11 AM

He was writing this letter in his head long before he entered prison (despite the fact that it was written by chatGPT). He never saw himself in a mirror when he entered, half this stuff is exaggerated or made up, and he doesn’t feel any of these things. Only dim bulbs and dotting mothers would fall for this pablum.

by Anonymousreply 57August 5, 2025 1:09 PM

More moving than “Letter from a Birmingham jail”.

by Anonymousreply 58August 5, 2025 1:25 PM

Now that he's a convicted felon, he's met one of the new qualifications to run for president.

by Anonymousreply 59August 5, 2025 1:32 PM

So queen, how do you think the people being swept off the streets by masked ICE henchmen, under authority of your fellow Republicans, feel about their prison? The only crime they committed was trying to find a better life for themselves and their families. You're just a common thief, liar and grifter, just like your Dear Leader.

by Anonymousreply 60August 5, 2025 1:33 PM

Eet cud be wurs.

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by Anonymousreply 61August 5, 2025 1:33 PM

*doting

by Anonymousreply 62August 5, 2025 1:40 PM

R14 - Don't feel bad for people that go to prison for non-violent crime.

A lot of white-collar crime, fraud and financial crime has far worse devastating consequences on victims than a mugging or even getting shot.

Far too few white-collar criminals get the punishment they deserve. So many walk free among us - and instead their corporations get fines instead.

And I've never understood why they are segregated into country club prisons. But anyway - you are deeply mistaken if you think non-violent crime isn't as bad or worse than violent crime.

You can recover from a physical or even sexual assault, you cannot recover from having your life savings stolen from you or some other fraud. I know - I worked in a prosecution office for fraud and financial crimes.

by Anonymousreply 63August 5, 2025 2:00 PM

I’m sure there’s a yellow jumpsuit somewhere in his closet.

by Anonymousreply 64August 5, 2025 2:34 PM

Next he'll be complaining that he can't get poppers at the prison commissary.

by Anonymousreply 65August 5, 2025 2:35 PM

Not even a hint of contrition.

by Anonymousreply 66August 5, 2025 2:42 PM

So true r66

[quote] That reflection, in that moment, made the weight of my decisions, my mistakes, and the road that led me there all too real. It was the clearest, most painful mirror I’ve ever looked into

Yeah, bitch, about those "decisions" and "mistakes," anything you'd like to say to your many, many victims of your constant lying and grifting and bullshit nonsense, including your constituents? Anything at all?

by Anonymousreply 67August 5, 2025 3:01 PM

De profundis clamavi ad te, Domine!

by Anonymousreply 68August 5, 2025 3:04 PM

[quote]"George Santos, My Life Behind Bars," His First Letter From Prison (8/4/2025)

"George Santos, My Day Behind Bars"

by Anonymousreply 69August 5, 2025 3:59 PM

Bitch stole money meant to pay the medical bills of a dog with cancer. He isn’t a harmless confabulator.

by Anonymousreply 70August 5, 2025 4:30 PM

I dislike the lies and what he has done - but ngl, this bitch is amusing.

I would read further blog entries of his daily journal from prison. From bitchy comments about food to the politics and the shade and the fighting.

I'm here for it. I think George has found his calling.

Call out all those male white-collar criminals who are taking it up the ass on the daily. What do you have to lose George?

by Anonymousreply 71August 5, 2025 6:11 PM

[quote]I’m going to send him a bottle of Jean Nate and a nice blouse to cheer him up.

Fixed it for you, r47.

by Anonymousreply 72August 5, 2025 6:32 PM

Little violin 🎻

by Anonymousreply 73August 5, 2025 6:39 PM

I'd donate $ for his canteen to buy cigs and other items and see what he could do with it and the stories he could tell.

I had the indicted CEO of X company toss my salad for a box of macaroni & cheese and 2 ramens!

by Anonymousreply 74August 5, 2025 6:45 PM

Lena Dunham should play Kitara in the movie. Rosie O’Donnell can play the no-nonsense nun running a support group in the jail, who helps Kitara realize the error of her ways and encourages Kitara to join a convent upon her release.

Featuring Leslie Jones, Aidy Bryant and Kate McKinnon as the guards who menace Kitara with delousing spray and visits to the SHU.

by Anonymousreply 75August 5, 2025 6:46 PM

[quote] You don’t go in there without flip-flops and prayer.

New, on Lifetime: Flip-flops and Prayer, the George Santos Story.

by Anonymousreply 76August 5, 2025 6:56 PM

Would never read one word from this Trump wannabe manipulative narcissistic criminal.

by Anonymousreply 77August 5, 2025 7:08 PM

Georgie better cool it with the flip remarks!

"Get cute in here and you can get hurt."

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by Anonymousreply 78August 5, 2025 7:09 PM

Hope she wakes up stabbed to death-missing a flip flop.

by Anonymousreply 79August 5, 2025 7:10 PM

She’s right where she’s supposed to be.

by Anonymousreply 80August 5, 2025 7:11 PM

[quote]Lena Dunham should play Kitara in the movie. Rosie O’Donnell can play the no-nonsense nun running a support group in the jail, who helps Kitara realize the error of her ways and encourages Kitara to join a convent upon her release. Featuring Leslie Jones, Aidy Bryant and Kate McKinnon as the guards who menace Kitara with delousing spray and visits to the SHU.

There needs to be a plot twist where he accidentally gets shipped off to death row.

by Anonymousreply 81August 5, 2025 7:12 PM

He actually states "Because if there’s one thing prison has taught me—it’s that even behind these walls, your voice still matters." Interesting statement from someone whose every public statement was a fabrication.

Some of my favorite drama-queen lines:

A fluorescent yellow jumpsuit that made me feel like a caution sign in human form.

That image—me, hollow-eyed, clad in state-issued polyester—hit me like a punch to the gut.

The dorm itself? It brought back strange echoes of summer camp—if summer camp had bars, regulations, and a stench of despair.

Imagine a cafeteria straight out of a public school built in the 1970s—same linoleum floors, the same clatter of trays, only now the food is joyless and served with indifference.

The bathroom, though, deserves its own horror novel. The closest thing I can compare it to is an abandoned gym locker room from a forgotten high school—grim, damp, smelling of mildew and regret.

You don’t go in there without flip-flops and prayer.

by Anonymousreply 82August 5, 2025 8:17 PM

I shall publish my prison musings. I shall call it Soul on Ice. Yeah, that's the ticket.

by Anonymousreply 83August 5, 2025 8:41 PM

She's exactly where she should be.

by Anonymousreply 84August 5, 2025 8:47 PM

[quote] Georgie better cool it with the flip remarks!

I think you meant his flipflop remarks.

by Anonymousreply 85August 6, 2025 4:06 AM

Your truth? Your twisted arsewipe truth?

by Anonymousreply 86August 6, 2025 4:22 AM

AKA Atticara Ravache

by Anonymousreply 87August 6, 2025 4:29 AM

I cannot tell anymore what's fake and what's real in this timeline.

by Anonymousreply 88August 6, 2025 5:47 AM

R88 All the world's a stage,

And all the men and women merely players.

by Anonymousreply 89August 6, 2025 6:50 AM

had he have just resigned when all his dirty laundry was discovered, he probably wouldn't be in jail right now. But he REFUSED to resigned. He basically BEGGED to be arrested and jailed.

He's in a super cushy federal prison. Had he have remained in office, he would have proudly voted to cut funding for prisons. He would have also supported everything trump is doing right now.

Fuck him. He's a con artist & a thief. This is his latest con. He wants sympathy and he really just wants trump to pardon him.

by Anonymousreply 90August 6, 2025 7:32 AM

[quote]The dorm itself? It brought back strange echoes of summer camp

Federal prisons are a lot like camp. This guy couldn't never hack being in a county jail for a month.

by Anonymousreply 91August 6, 2025 7:33 AM

Probably the first time in his adult life when his rent is paid.

by Anonymousreply 92August 6, 2025 7:55 AM

[quote]Federal prisons are a lot like camp.

This is true. The only difference is at my camp, no one likes or wants to play with me.

by Anonymousreply 93August 6, 2025 5:31 PM

I hope he cries his big ass to sleep every night.

by Anonymousreply 94August 7, 2025 12:51 AM

Knowing that gleeful congressional hall walking queen no longer walks those halls into her own office and instead is behind bars is very comforting at this critical time and hope others will follow her.

by Anonymousreply 95August 7, 2025 12:52 AM

[quote] Probably the first time in his adult life when his rent is paid.

R92 Paid by taxpayers: the ultimate grift.

by Anonymousreply 96August 7, 2025 12:56 AM

This is one Santos freebie I’m happy to pay.

by Anonymousreply 97August 7, 2025 1:00 AM

He's trying to make himself sound like the innocent young Eleanor Parker in "Caged."

by Anonymousreply 98August 7, 2025 1:24 AM

Relentless Criminal.

by Anonymousreply 99August 7, 2025 1:28 AM

I’m no saint but I look like one compared to this creep. I would love to have my favorite daytime programming interrupted with something like ‘’this is a CBS special news bulletin. George Santos is dead. The recently imprisoned former congress person was found hung nude in his cell this morning.He was found hung though he was clearly not hung.

by Anonymousreply 100August 7, 2025 1:37 AM

Is Momma's Mussy a chubby chaser? She is into cagemeat after all.

by Anonymousreply 101August 7, 2025 1:40 AM

Mama's mussy=a chubby, in the case of Miss Santos.

Are all the bleeding hearts here forgeting this bitch hitched her wagon to Dump?

by Anonymousreply 102August 7, 2025 1:44 AM

Does anyone remember in the beginning when he and an accomplice stoled puppies from an elderly Amish man in Pennsylvania leaving him with bad checks. And also took money designated for the sick dog of a disabled veteran-the dog died. I’d rather that POS never get out but will instead I will pray - pray that a fellow inmate(s) beats the very life out of that POS.

by Anonymousreply 103August 7, 2025 1:53 AM

Please go away George. I mean forever. The best you can do for humankind is to live a quiet life where nobody will ever hear about you again.

by Anonymousreply 104August 7, 2025 2:04 AM

Gleeful Shamelessness. Nothing more.

by Anonymousreply 105August 7, 2025 2:08 AM
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