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How Do You Think He Lost His Eye?

[quote]What's this men genre called??

Besides career criminal cyclops, that is.

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by Anonymousreply 25August 5, 2025 12:09 PM

Link to Twitter post

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by Anonymousreply 1August 5, 2025 12:28 AM
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by Anonymousreply 2August 5, 2025 12:29 AM
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by Anonymousreply 3August 5, 2025 12:30 AM

His right eye was trying to see what the left one was looking at. When his left eye didn't respond, the right eye poked the left one out.

An Eye for an Eye. Words to live by.

by Anonymousreply 4August 5, 2025 12:32 AM

Would.

by Anonymousreply 5August 5, 2025 12:34 AM

What's this men genre called??

*men genre"? What meaning is this stupid twat going for?

by Anonymousreply 6August 5, 2025 12:38 AM

The fucking hot kind.

by Anonymousreply 7August 5, 2025 12:42 AM

R6, I’m glad someone said it bc I was thinking the same thing. “Man genre”- god, just another quirky, chronically online zoomer idiom

by Anonymousreply 8August 5, 2025 12:48 AM

He’s all yours, boys. That shit is creepy and I could never get used to it. He’d have to keep in his contact lens all the time, even in bed at home, and you know he’s not for that. I can’t eat sitting across the table from him with that dead mucus eye staring back at me.

by Anonymousreply 9August 5, 2025 12:51 AM

In all fairness, Superman was aiming for his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 10August 5, 2025 12:59 AM

It’s called Momma Bait.

by Anonymousreply 11August 5, 2025 1:00 AM

He has the genre he was assigned at birth.

by Anonymousreply 12August 5, 2025 1:02 AM

He should wear an eye patch!

by Anonymousreply 13August 5, 2025 1:06 AM

Did he have a run-in with Mark Wahlberg?

by Anonymousreply 14August 5, 2025 1:13 AM

[quote]How Do You Think He Lost His Eye?

Ennui

by Anonymousreply 15August 5, 2025 2:36 AM

It the four shot collage at op, he looks:

A B

D C

A - stoned

B - sad vulnerable or scared boy

C - insane

D - dangerous and angry

by Anonymousreply 16August 5, 2025 3:06 AM

My money is on a Red Ryder bb gun

by Anonymousreply 17August 5, 2025 3:17 AM

When I was a kid, I knew another kid with that "eye". He lost it playing with a BB gun.

by Anonymousreply 18August 5, 2025 3:35 AM

Anyone remember the poster whose grandmother didn’t believe he was gay because (in her opinion) all gay men wore eye patches?

by Anonymousreply 19August 5, 2025 3:50 AM

He was born that way.

by Anonymousreply 20August 5, 2025 5:27 AM

I want him in me, quite deeply

by Anonymousreply 21August 5, 2025 11:53 AM

I don’t understand the question, and I refuse to answer it.

by Anonymousreply 22August 5, 2025 11:56 AM

i’m with sammy. i also refuse to answer.

by Anonymousreply 23August 5, 2025 11:59 AM

He's hot - and seriously looks like he'd be great in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 24August 5, 2025 12:07 PM

Agreed, r24. I could probably get used to that eye in less than a day.

by Anonymousreply 25August 5, 2025 12:09 PM
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