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"The Ballad of JonBenét Ramsey"

Listen, toots, the DL did the JonBenét musical concept back when you were just a kid.

[quote]A musical satire about our society’s all-consuming obsession with True Crime, The Ballad of JonBenét Ramsey follows Jessica Feltcher, a lonely Skincare Marketing Manager who turns her fixation on the infamous child beauty queen’s unsolved murder into a hit podcast—and slowly unravels in the process. As her fame grows, so does her detachment from reality in this high-camp, high-stakes musical featuring parody songs of classic tunes from Kiss, Lady Gaga, Kylie Minogue and more.

Joe's Pub. Six performances.

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