Let’s be Bay Area guys on Grindr

I’m 45 years old and can’t host because I live with 10 other people

I’m a “bear” who gave up trying years ago, but at least I have a label that makes my fat ass feel better.

I’m the Mexican cross dressers

I an the sex dungeon under that rickety Victorian in Bernal Heights. I am really a rodent infested crawl space with some plastic tarp and I may house remains of a few 1970s hitchhikers.

I live in a cardboard box.

[quote]I’m the 300 lb guy looking for “car play”

This is pretty much any of the apps in any Western country now

I’m the Mexican and Indian guys who are “bisexual” despite never seeking out pussy.

I'm the dl bisexual who lives in the East Bay.

When I commute on BART I keep my eyes open.

Nobody is on Grindr OP, we are all on Sniffies.

Sniffies is a vile pit of debauchery, especially in SF.

But if you need a quick fuck on Buenavista at 3:15 PM it's great.

R10 "Sniffies is a vile pit of debauchery" ... wow, I need to subscribe.

R9 I’m in Fremont and the Mexicans are all over grinder, although usually in the form of trannies.

Grindr*

I'm the suspiciously handsome Asian men who all want your phone number

R14 Do you invest?

I'm the homeless guy looking for a hook up

I’m the 70 year old man who won’t message anybody over 20 because they’re not “his type.”

I’m the obviously Filipino guy with the ugliest botched circumcision ever pretending to be part Spanish/Japanese/Hawaiian/Mexican/Danish/German/Italian………

I’m the mentally ill brown men who can’t get enough white cock and then turn on you the second you express an opinion I don’t like.

True story. This Mexican dude on Grindr gave me his unsolicited opinion about how communism is a good idea. Since my mom grew up in communist Poland I explained that communism is a really bad idea. He then attacked me for being white and called me “privileged.”

Keep my white dick out yo fuckin’ mouth!

R12 Love good looking Latino guys. They don't need to be "masc" by any means, but somehow dressing like a girl is a total boner killer. To each his own, but that's definitely something to disclose at he beginning.