Rumer Willis toilet paper commercial

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How DARE you, OP? she's so BRAVE.

Did she just say, "when you wipe your asshole?"

What kind of fucked up commercial is this?

Rofl!!

do you see the filthy "realness" stall she is settled into. This is so gimmicky. A revolting, gauche caviar D list selling boutique toilet pape and being grunge about it?

I wonder how many other actresses were up for the job. Was it offered to Demi first?

Melania Trump was offered the role first, but she was going to charge a premium to see any titty on her.

The comments under the video are hilarious!

Vulvovaginitas is not a word I saw entering my lexicon. Thanks Rumer.

Are they out of their mind, thinking this moon faced bitch squatting on the shitter is going to sell their artisanal toilet paper?

I’ll sleep well tonight knowing that Rumer doesn’t have a radioactive ass.

This is more offensive to me than hardcore snuff porn. She’s disgusting.

I wonder how many PFASes she and her mother have had injected into their faces and inserted under their cheeks, jaws, and tits over the years?

She has a nice speaking voice, I will give her that much. She should do voiceover work.

[quote] I wonder how many other actresses were up for the job. Was it offered to Demi first?

Dame Julie Andrews was interested, but they wanted to go in a different direction.

Is she the autistic one?

I am white trash but even I never fed my baby in a goddamed bathroom. disgusting.

Voiceover work would at least spare us her painfully obvious teleprompter reading.

So the truck spewing pollution that delivers to your mansion is planet-friendly? Bitch, please..

Her hair dye is more toxic to us than tp.

Bruce saw his girls grow up to homely women who dont seem to have any real careers or professions. Rumer is barely an entertainer. He worked until his mind was gone making shitty films to provide truck loads of money to support all that brood of ne'er-do-wells for the rest of their lives after he is gone.

This commercial cannot be serious.

Rumer has a face made for a toilet paper commercial.

Only $15 more per year, huh? Cite your sources, please!

“That stuff you use to clean your asshole” like was so gratuitous. We all know what toilet roll is for.

Give my ugly daughter a break!

It's the only way she could get her hideous mug on television!

Demi must haves used toilet paper with PFAS when she was pregnant.

How in fuck's sake did Rumer score such a hot husband???

^^^ He’s super cute.

And… they’re no longer together.

Straight down the shitter

And then the killings began.

Yuck

[quote]I am white trash but even I never fed my baby in a goddamed bathroom. disgusting.

And she was doing this while she supposedly was taking a shit. That's what she wants people to think

Can you imagine if your Mom did a commercial like this with you in it? I'd be MORTIFIED as a teenager and also as an adult.

Is she that desperate for money?

OP, you get an award for finding out about this super fucked up commercial

For finding and sharing it with us.

"I'm not a regular mom. I'm a COOL MOM!"

Corn? When did I eat corn?

Bruce with tits and a lady voice breastfeeding a baby

[quote] Is she the autistic one?

She is not the autistic one. That's Tallulah, the most "agreeable" looking one.

So many things wrong here. I addition to the ones others have already commented on: 1. She flushes while she’s still sitting on the toilet, sending all kinds of effluvia right up at her snatch. 2. She’s sitting on her skirt while sitting on the toilet while flushing, sending all kind of effluvia right up at her white skirt. 3. She encourages the kid to walk out of a public stall with a roll of toilet paper. Huh? I thought she wanted people to use this healing, life-giving paper.

Mavis Perkins has a Volvo and is always complaining about her lady parts itching ! It must be something in the material of the upholstery they do special in Sweden you know how they are over there with their Ikea stores and open marriages!

Blech on every level.

[quote] She is not the autistic one. That's Tallulah, the most "agreeable" looking one.

I find both of them to be quite disagreeable.

How in the hell did Tallulah score a hot boyfriend too???

These guys must just see $$$ signs, or something.

Hollywood Royalty. 🙄

Imagine Joan’s reaction if Christina Crawford had done something like this. Joan would have beaten the dog shit out of Tina AND that goddamn baby.

I like Rumer ! Have any of you ever heard her saying mean negative shit about anyone ? I like her pluck . Shes got to know shes unusual looking yet in a city full of 10s yet she keeps plugging away trying to have a career . Yes she could sit on her ass and live off daddies money but she gets out there and hustles. The other sister is the real idiot.

So you like Rumer. Fine. But find this commercial repulsive and vulgar and cynical, correct?

I couldn’t watch it all and don’t want to know how it ends.

[quote] How in the hell did Tallulah score a hot boyfriend too???

I don't think that's Tallulah's boyfriend at R43.

That's Jack Kilmer, who is Val Kilmer's Twink son.

I'm guessing they were presenting an award together, as the children of famous actors.

I'm surprised that Demi didn't advise her against doing this commercial.

She really didn't have to say "asshole," it was unnecessary. Women use it to wipe urine from their vulvas also, so it's NOT just for the asshole.

She could have used a catch-all phrase that was much less "shock value" - or could have just said "the stuff you use to wipe."

I use toilet paper as a sperm rag after I ejaculate.

R38 that one looks “special”

The camera doesn't love her.

Beauty and the Beasts...