Will Trump pardon Jizz-Lane Maxwell?

Butch is cutting the best deal she can get in order for her to leave Melania out of the revelations.

of course she will be...but probably not until his last day in office

He moved her to a resort community in Texas to be closer to her family and the MAGAts don’t care. She’s living better than most Americans with her feet up between badminton matches in midst of a 20 year federal prison sentence. It’s insane. You can’t even hope she’ll get shanked with the Charmin soft inmates housed in that facility.

I predict a well-covered-up prison break.

She'll be out in time for the new ballroom.

Jizzie gettin' all dolled up at camp 'Prison Break' so the Orange Tumor can Pardon her. This is sure to add fuel to the Epstein saga since he's overlooking the victims suffering of which there are plenty in the MAGA sphere.

He's not playing with a full deck, no telling what he'll do.

She will kill herself

She will testify and gives names of Dems and will deny Trump's involvement with the underage sex scandal. The victims will come out against her and once again will be victimized by the MAGA media acting on orders from Trump.

She's taking a leaf out of Mamie Van Doren's role in the Texas prison farm drama UNTAMED YOUTH (57) and leading a protest for better inmate conditions. She is also styling herself as a calypso singer. When she is pardoned, Maxwell is going to launch her performing career in the newly inaugurated White House Ballroom.

I’m thinking he’ll quietly commute her sentence and set her up in exile in exchange for her silence. That’s why right-wing media is now painting her as a victim. It’s to make the eventual deal they make with her more palatable to Dumptards. And then they’ll move on to some red meat Dump throws out, like the Obama bullshit Gabbard is peddling. They may also have Jizzlaine thrown out Bill Clinton’s name a few times, and maybe Congressional Republicans can look into it.

MAGA won’t care when he pardons her. Well, a few might but it’s not like they’re gonna start voting for Dems. They wouldn’t care if he raped their own kids. They didn’t care when he killed them with COVID.

No, they don’t care R12. But he needs them to believe him or to at least somewhat normalize the whole situation so Dumptards will push back against people who will still care come the elections.

The real question is, will Jizzlane pardon herself?? Sometimes forgiving ourselves for our mistakes is the hardest part you know.

I think it would be risky for her give the names of Dems if any of them saw Trump there at the same time.