Butt Eating: Has It Lost Its Luster?

I think there are a ton of straight people who wouldn't even consider eating ass, even if it is commonly referenced.

No one will ever be better at it than me. I have a rim chair so I can get up in there real good.

Rimming a man's ass never goes out of style!

Straight people ruin everything!

lick it denn stick it

I bet straight people can't even do it right. They're so fucking pathetic in the sack.

There is no elegance left in the world any more.

Does anyone still wear a hat? Does anyone still eat a butt?

And you know this how, R6?

R8, life experience.

No thanks. Too gross for me.

Love it- giving and receiving. That said, I doubt most straight men clean up enough.

It's a lick too far.

Gross.

It’s fun in porn but in real life you get sick.🤢

Oh, please, squeamishness over rimming. This place is becoming Reddit.

It used be all the rage among society's best and brightest, but now it's sadly passé.

R1 The Gen’zers who DO have sex treat eating ass like making out. 😂 That generation is dysfunctional as fuck. Public life and dis source will be interesting in a couple years 🤔.

I used to like doing it if he seemed reasonably clean... but after two bouts of giardia I decided to get a cat and take up scrapbooking.

spooning and frottage is the new analingus.

A friend of mine got giardia twice. He swears he doesn't eat ass, but if you get it two times in three years, then you do butt hole munching.

In this month's issue of Cosmopolitan: "Butt Eating: Has It Lost Its Luster?"

I thought Giardia was a medication to keep your A1C under control.

meh, girls in college were licking my ass before boys joined in. I never thought ass eating was an illicit underground gay thing.

[quote] meh, girls in college were licking my ass before boys joined in.

You were quite the whore!

Guys today are not as clean down there as they were in the 70s and 80s. Little to no prep. Smells like a cheese shop in the middle of summer.

[quote] A friend of mine got giardia twice. He swears he doesn't eat ass

He probably got it from sucking dick.

I LOVE eating great ass and am good at it too. Not ashamed in the slightest. Everything doesn’t need to be for everybody.

In my prime I used to love cruise areas for sex in the summer. Beaches, forest, parks. I was also an amateur bike racer and exceptionally fit. So every summer I would get my summer ass eating gift of Giardia and every time my GP would say "oh you've been drinking again from dirty fountains on the route."

Well I've always felt it required a complete shower before so I've never rimmed an unclean hole.

It’s most unladylike!

It *is* a shame about the pesky microbes.

I know I would never consider allowing another guy to eat my ass unless I was freshly clean from a shower.

I have received so many compliments over the years from other men about how clean my hole is and how nice it smells. I never thought that being able to thoroughly wash your ass in the shower was such a rare skill, but I guess it is.

It is.

R19 not necessarily. I got giardia four out of the five times I went to Russia in the 90s and oughts.

There was no ass to eat. Drinking the water was enough.

With the apps, anyone you hook up with could have just come from a Sniffies ass to mouth event involving dozens of people. No judgement, it’s just the reality and calculated risk. Guys now don’t seem to give it a second and munch with abandon. A round of Prep, a round of Doxy, and an occasional round of Metronidazole for a ‘belly bug’. A pill ‘fixes’ everything.

Don’t get me wrong, always loved to eat ass, but it was something I did in a controlled environment with at least a shower before. Maybe carry some wet wipes for spontaneous encounters! ;-)

[quote]I got giardia four out of the five times I went to Russia in the 90s and oughts....Drinking the water was enough.

Well, Russia *is* a shithole, so ...

Dear Lord in Heaven!

You are going to wet wipe some tricks ass before licking it?

does anyone use dental dams or just a plain sheet of plastic on their tongue before doing it? Not as much fun, but a lot safer.

No, R39. It’s not 1992.

I remember when they talked about it on Oprah during the whole “rainbow party” scare tactics as this shocking thing called “tossing the salad” which is one of the dumbest euphemisms ever. Even worse is how it caught on.

But the best was how the woman described it in such a shocked voice and the audience gasped.

I think it makes for ideal foreplay.l, even if you don't go full-anal. Use man wipes or something first. Then lick, lube and finger. The butt has to be 'opened-up' for easy, pleasurable access (NSFW).

another sad sack is taking "man wipes" to clean his partner before eating out?

this is window dressing. if the ass is so dirty you need a wet wipe, just dont eat it. It's not going to be much cleaner after a wet wipe. DO YOU KNOW how small bacteria, parasites and virons are? Asses are never clean, really. Deal with that fact, or never eat ass.

I'm sure Greg had a recipe for the best ass eating ever.

"DO YOU KNOW how small bacteria, parasites and virons are?"

Yes, but those have no taste. Unlike a mouthful of rancid, shitty swampass.

I'm sure Greg ruined many a pair of fine linens when he tried to combine that greasy-ass French cooking with Surprise Anal

"Butt Eating: Has It Lost Its Luster? "

You mean eating ass once had luster?