Joaquin Phoenix Frontal Nude in Eddington

Nice peeper.

I’m could’ve gone through this day without seeing that.

It should've been you instead, Joaquin!

Beautifully cleft foreskin.

He is seriously repulsive

It’s fake.

Nice peen. Huge balls.

Is he still signing on to play gay roles only to drop out at the 23rd hour?

It's well sized. His body is not in great shape, though. He's neither fat nor skinny, but there's no muscle tone.

It's fake; he's uncut in real life, as was River.

R10, wasn't he born in like Venezuela and they had to beg on the streets of Caracas?

He’s gained weight since The Joker2 but still nice cock. Now I wonder if he got hard in that scene with Gaga where they simulated fucked. Lol

Who WOULDN'T get hard simulating fucking with Lady Gaga?

Probably a prosthetic.

r11 "born in like Venezuela"

Like, really? Like Venezuela? Like, cool

Big gorgeous cock-a-doddle-do!

People are attracted to this?

Okay,

Joaquin Phoenix's penis is intact. Couldn't they have at least given him a prosthetic with a foreskin?!

He can go to hell after the shit he pulled with Todd Haynes and the cast and crew of the film he ran out on.

pass

R11 - Something like that. Their parents were in a cult or something.

Real or not, it's a nice-looking phallus, I agree, R12.

I just watched the video at OP (I had only seen the pic).

Both the balls and the cock are prosthetic; they don't move like the real thing(s).

I think I would let Joaquin take my flower.

He's looking the best he's ever looked in my opinion. He's quite debonair and the grey hair and trimmed bead is a definite plus.

Yes, someone professionally groomed and dressed in a tuxedo is probably going to turn out all right but that misshapen blob with prosthetic genitals that OP posted is visually repulsive.

He has been a vegan for decades. Vegans don’t tend to have good bodies (the men anyway).

He’s sexy

His little pot belly is cute.

I went to see “Eddington” with an older, straight family friend recently. He had already seen it, but he rewatched it just so I could see it with him for the first time. Ultimately, I think I liked it slightly more than he did. He was sort of mixed on “Eddington,” which I understood.

Anyway, we grabbed lunch after the movie. While we were eating, I mentioned the article that talked about how “Eddington” got a nearly 7-minute standing ovation at Cannes. We felt a bit perplexed to why that was the case.

Without anyone around us, I said, “What was the nearly 7-minute standing ovation for - the movie or his penis?” He laughed.

He's fluffed a bit, but all actors do that before a nude scene. The public just wouldn't accept a mushroom.

A real soft, flaccid penis wiggles and wobbles in a silly way.

#29, I edited your comment for you:

“Eddington” got a nearly 7-minute standing ovation at Cannes. I asked my movie companion, “Was it for the movie or his penis?”

R31 Thank you, I guess?

Usually prosthetic penises have that really thick and dark nappy bushes around the base id the penis like this one does.

Skinny cock

Brother River was intact, but he and Keanu got circumcised together. I think it was because neither had good hygiene habits and decided this was easier than bathing.

That’s a penis.

I watch that mockumentary he did with Casey Affleck in 2010 or whatever and there was a lot of male nudity in it too. It also shows some of his childhood in a home movie jumping off waterfalls in the country he was raised in

He seems bisexual.

R35 - I think you're right! Never knew that.

R35. Myth

Google said River's autopsy indicated he was cut. I am too tired to try to paste links.

Trust me, I don't want to believe it; he was a "fellow foreskin" hero of mine back in the day.

River and Joaquin's mother, Arlyn Sharon Phoenix (née Dunetz) is Jewish. Her mother, Margaret Lefkowitz, and father, Meyer Dunetz, were both Jews. It's highly likely her son's were circumcised as infants. The source online that says River and Keanu had themselves circumcised later in life is the same source that says Prince William is intact. That was shown to be false in Prince Harry's memoir where he acknowledges that he and William were circumcised. According to River's autopsy, he was definitely circumcised.

If mom was Jewish, then I definitely believe you, R41. It would make sense then that Joaquin is likely cut, too.

The idea that 2 guys with normal intelligence would undergo circumcision as a teen/young adult because it's easier than bathing is simply not believable. Like most American boys of my generation, I was circumcised as an infant. Haven't any of you gone on a 2-3 day camping trip before? Circumcised or not, it's one of the first places to get stinky. It's not like you can forgo bathing. I just don't believe someone like River would have chosen to get circumcised.

I agree, R43. I'm going with the "cuz mom was Jewish" reason.

I also don't know who these uncircumcised guys are who are not washing themselves but still expecting to get head? I've never understood that and they're giving men like me a bad name!

I'm uncut, and I always shower before any kind of sex. I would even if I were cut. I would never want to go down on a guy and get even a whiff of an ass that wasn't squeaky clean, but maybe that's just me. Do people forget how close these two regions are to each other?

[quote]Just released uncensored scenes of Joaquin Phoenix frontal nude in the Eddington.

Were these censored in the movie? And this is the just released footage not seen before?

r29 "Eddington"

His parents decided not to circumcise the boys because they were nomadic basically hippies.

R40 & R41 I also was going to comment that River's autopsy stated that he was circumcised.

R10 the Phoenixes were in a Christian cult called Children of God, which refers to believers who have been adopted into God's family through faith in Jesus Christ.

American Christians circumcise because Jesus was circumcised in the Bible shortly after birth (Luke 2:21).

It is forever baffling to me how these parents from the dirt poor Children of God cult were able to have kids who hit major mainstream success in Hollywood.

R49 - The father PUSHED River to make money from acting when he was young. I remember reading an article decades ago discussing when he was in some show (or movie?) called Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (remake) and how the father took River aside on the set one day when he was pouting and told him how important it was for him to do this for the family...how badly the family needed the money, etc.