Tom Selleck is STILL hot!

Is he doing a method actor weight gain to play the Unabomber?

Looks like he would not sell a wine before its time.

Is he expecting twins?

He's as big as the house he took from your grandma!

I never found him to be hot.

Yes.

He's 80 years old... I suppose he's lucky just to be alive. And well fed.

He has a new commercial out.

I'd do him!

Well, he does have a full head of hair… one month of Ozempic and a good shave, and he def would be a hot 80 year old.

I would do him!

He looks dangerously thin. Is he getting enough daily carbs?

I admire the choice of basic black tee and shorts in August. So slimming!

The black-on-black-on-black gay gym uniform is so slimming.

Clearly, the legs are the last to go.

Every single day without fail, my Google News feed has a story about an "80s Legend Unrecognizable in Rare Public Outing." I know the algorithm feeds me material based on my history, but I can't imagine what I've been looking at to convince it that I want to see unflattering pictures of 70 year old has-beens every day. Also, for at least six months now, it has told me every single day that Walmart has an $800 patio set on sale for $189. I live in a tiny apartment and have never shopped for patio furniture in my life.

He never did it for me. Ever.

Sighting? Have they been trying to find him in the wild?

Well played, R2. 👏

Oh no. 80 year old not attractive any longer.

He must fixed his bad hips. He had some infomercial about reverse mortgages and he could barely walk in it.

He's a sleazy MAGAt. I hope he has chronic venous insufficiency like Trump.

Yikes! Is that was old looks like?

44 years ago…

His face is still handsome.

He just looks so grumpy now. Where's that mischievous grin from 1982?

Magnum, P. U.

[quote]His face is still handsome.

It’s not in his scripts anymore, R26. Believe it or not, Tom can read.

He always looks miserable.

[quote] The man still has it.

He apparently has it and a few other people's "it" too......carrying it all around

His marriage has lasted a shockingly long time.

"He started off at a local gym before heading to McDonald's for a Big Mac and a cup of soda - which he ate in the parking lot."

And I thought the Daily Mail was shady and passive aggressive.

Of course you eat it in the parking lot…it tastes like shit if you leave it

He looks like Theodore Bikel.

Dataloungers always think formerly hot celebrities have a duty to remain hot until they hit the grave.

The guy is 80 years old. I'm sure he doesn't give a shit if you think he's fat or not.

From the looks of things he has way too much of 'it'.

We now know where he's keeping the water he stole.

R16, I keep getting these stories, too

Now I know what every single 80s has been looks like now!

Grizzly Adams looks rough!

[quote]He's a sleazy MAGAt.

Link.

He’s acting as David Harbour’s stand-in for the new season of Stranger Things.

DL told me he's a closet case so eating his feelings makes sense.

Even with the belly hanging over, can he still get into his Speedo?

enjoy your good looks while you have it

When’s this Trumper gonna drop dead. Love the Bikel comparison.

"Shocking fans with his new look." Like he planned that. "I was tired of looking fit and groomed so I put on weight and went hobo."

He's eighty, time to relax wallow like a happy hippo.

For those who never found him hot, how about here?

I think that's hot.

It’s *not* a way to streak your home.

Steal!

Hot and sweaty. Uncomfortable

A shave, a haircut, a couple of colonics and he'll be as good as new.

He looks like three men and a baby.

If the headline didn't say it was Tom Selleck in the photo I'd have had no idea who it was.

I'd love to steal a look into his snack purse!

I gained weight for a role, The Tom Selleck Story

[quote]Tom Selleck is STILL hot!

Tell him to remove his cardigan.

No chubby chasers here with love for Tom?

Yeah people are allowed to grow old and lose their looks. But obesity is not a good idea at any age.

I have always tended to believe the rumors that he is one of Hollywoods biggest closet cases.

I'd eat his ass😈

It’s not a stretch to assume he’s MAGA, R41. Remember the tense exchange he had with Rosie on her show when she disputed his stance on guns (he’s a longtime NRA member)?

Horrible, gold-pedaling, in th closet, MAGAT.

Maga cunt

Gold-pedaling? That's William Devane's job.

Eat the baby Tom.

Nice find r48

Is that Terri Garr at :40?????

All he needs is a good pair of Spanx! And some Just for Men beard color! Step back into life Tom!

[quote] He looks like Theodore Bikel.

Or Zero Mostel.

I was almost gonna turn 80 like he did. But then I saw this pic of him, and YIKES! I was like NO WAY.

R67, indeed. Penny Marshall, too!

Looks as if he not only still has it, but that he ate it too!

How can you see his cock under all of that belly?

[quote] Tell him to remove his cardigan.

And his guns!

Perhaps he has altered his appearance for a coveted roll.

^ I see what you did there.

Actually, that’s the first time I’ve found his face even remotely attractive. The rest is a disaster, of course.

I found him very good looking back when but Ive never liked his voice . I never watched his shows either. My elderly mother loves Blue Bloods so I'll never forgive him for that. What an awful show.

He just needs to lose some weight and clean up the scruff. I’m glad he stopped with the dyed hair.

Ozempic!

His face was his career. But his voice was just wimpy. And he was never a very good actor. Began as a model, and never showed much interest in expanding his range.

He was the original casting for Indiana Jones, but had to drop out, because it conflicted with shooting “Magnum P.I.” Just as well, because he never had the wry depth of Harrison Ford.

Kind of reminds me of Constance Bennett, whose appeal was all in her face. As it aged, her career disappeared.

He accomplished a lot with his limited talent

No matter how bad an actor he was, the movies he appeared in were GODAWFUL.

[quote] His face was his career. But his voice was just wimpy.

Kevin Costner had a wimpy voice too, and he had a solid couple of decades on the A-List.

Selleck recently had both knees replaced. He probably was in a lot of pain, stopped physical activities, and packed on the pounds.

R67 - I think she’s younger than 40

At least he’s not still whoring around in hotpants

R84, so did Robert Redford. The difference is they could act, Selleck can't.

Oh come on. "In and Out" is a HOOT.

R88 Selleck is pretty good in Quigley Down Under (or any cowboy film, really) and the Jesse Stone films. He's believable - I think he's probably like this IRL. Where he's not really believable is in rom coms or like Richard on Friends or 3 Men and a Baby/Little Lady. Nope, don't seem him like that. He was funny in Magnum PI because he was a lovable lout who happened to have some skills from his time in the service and now doesn't know what to do with himself - he just got lucky. Higgy Baby was probably in love with him in spite of all his protestations on the show.

He was definitely part of my sexual awakening. I’d watch Magnum PI with my dad and brother each week. His carefree attitude and incredible body caused so much confusion.

It's brave of him to dress as the big island

He was one of reasons why I liked hairy chests

I never liked him. No specific reason except he seemed like someone who couldn't be trusted.

Yeah...I liked the hairy chest but the face was too pretty boy.

And, he had a terrible voice.

He had a career because he had a look and a wry charm but he wasn't much of an actor.

For that matter, neither were Costner and Redford. Redford and Selleck were very much alike except Redford had a better voice.

Costner had a smouldering sex appeal; he looked like he'd be a mean fuck, but that's about all he had.