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My Fat Daughter wants you Democrats to know the American political system isn’t broken, just because YOU lost

My Fat Daughter’s chair, however, is most definitely broken.

This silly sow-whatever half baked thought flashes through My Fat Daughter’s swollen head gets spilled onto X by her Dorito dust encrusted fingers.

I ask myself constantly-why is My Fat Daughter like this?

Is it because I had a raging painkiller addiction when she was little?

Is it because John repeatedly called me a See You Next Tuesday in front of My Fat Daughter?

Is it because My Fat Daughter was never told “No Meghan, you can’t have a third T-Bone steak?”

Is it because she was never told to stop screaming and allow others to speak?

It’s probably a combination of all of the above.

Sigh.

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by Anonymousreply 2August 2, 2025 4:44 AM

“Your father would hate you if he were still ALONE!”

by Anonymousreply 1August 2, 2025 4:39 AM

It’s broken if the checks and balances no longer work.

by Anonymousreply 2August 2, 2025 4:44 AM
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