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Federal Air Marshals Pulled from Commercial Flights, Made to Serve Drinks and Scrub Toilets on Deportation Flights

And they're PISSED!

This program, you'll recall, places armed and trained security specialists on random commercial flights into or out of the United States, serving as a hidden line of defense in the event of a hijacking. They usually fly close to the cockpit, incognito, and keep an eye out for trouble.

But Trump and Krispy Noem have reassigned quite a few of them away from that mission, so they can now serve as "low-rent stewardesses on Con Air." They're staffing deportation flights - handing out bread and water, checking handcuffs, checking for lice, and scrubbing out lavatories between flights. This isn't what they signed up to do, or were trained to do. And now our commercial aviation sector is less safe in their absence.

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by Anonymousreply 3August 1, 2025 8:52 PM

Hahaha! You just know the vast majority of them voted for Trump (or did, in effect, by not voting).

by Anonymousreply 1August 1, 2025 8:49 PM

Scrub them terlets, you MAGA charwomen!

by Anonymousreply 2August 1, 2025 8:50 PM

I never felt we needed them. Put there for show.

by Anonymousreply 3August 1, 2025 8:52 PM
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