Donald Trump Jr. has QUITE BIG TITS!
It took just one snap of Donald Trump Jr. striding behind his dad on the South Lawn for social media to go to town over the 47-year-old’s weirdly large chest.
And, in classic Trump tradition, within hours, the president’s son had attempted to turn it into a money-making opportunity.
One post, in which the image was shared without comment by journalist Aaron Rupar on X, led Don Jr.’s “rack” to become one of Wednesday’s most unlikeliest viral moments.
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The roasting was ruthless. “Where’s his bra?” one user giggled, while another wondered, “Is this picture edited or does he legit have t--s?” A third observer offered the classic cold-weather verdict: “Must be chilly.”
The photo could have proved embarrassing—and might well have been for Don’s famously thin-skinned father. But not, apparently, to Trump Jr.
Enter Bettina Anderson. In an Instagram Story, the socialite turned comedian, when she slapped a hot-pink caption over a screenshot of the tweet.
“They say opposites attract, but apparently so do cup sizes,” she wrote, alongside with two coconut emojis. “When your boyfriend’s chest is giving more cleavage than yours... should I be jealous or just ask for his workout routine?”
Finishing with a flourish, she added: “I fell for his heart... and accidentally bounced off his chest.”
Don Jr., to his credit, took it in the spirit it was intended—jokingly reaching out to American Eagle.
Re-sharing the denim pic he wrote: “Yo, @americaneagle call me! 👍📞 @autismcapital thanks for the biz plan!”
In the comments he added, “They ain’t small but definitely too solid to motorboat. 😉”
Motorboating, for the uninitiated, is a term for placing one’s face between a pair of breasts and making the sound of a motorboat with one’s lips whilst moving the head from side to side.
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