Did Lumpy have a ministroke on air?

That was quite the twitch!

He was trying to adjust the load in his diaper.

Letting out a shart.

The way his shoulder moved up seemed like a neurological twitch more than him stumping his leg or foot into the podium.

Probably nothing but if that had been Hillary, Fox would be all over it for days. Remember when she coughed?

Here’s hoping he goes full Elvis. One bad push and it’s lights out on the porcelain throne.

It's be great if he had a massive stroke at one of his rallies on live TV. Something really dramatic and prolonged, starting with tics and tremors and (more) incoherent speech and ending with blood trickling out of random orifices, violent spasms, and complete loss of bladder and bowel control.

Please.

Vaginal spasm.

Full diaper AND catheter bag. He was just shuffling it around to get out the door.

Pedophile pedophile pedophile

Donald, if you stroke out, that is about the only thing that will distract from the Epstein files. So why not give it a try? What have you got to lose?

If he strokes out, little girls around the US will be safer.

Nothing to see here folks. It’s because of an old football injury.

R14 Of course, she’s a gold digger and probably knows a lot of what went down.

Not a football injury, Jake, an injury he sustained running away from the draft.

R16 Donnie the Draft Dodger aka Lieutenant Bonespurs