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“I’ll NEVER get enough exposure” vows Jamie Lee Curtis!

As she graces this month’s hotly anticipated issue of AARP Magazine!

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by Anonymousreply 36August 1, 2025 10:15 AM

It's Academy Award Winner Jamie Lee Curtis OP. Learn it. Remember it. Use it.

by Anonymousreply 1July 31, 2025 11:13 AM

You do make me laugh, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2July 31, 2025 11:16 AM

I love her

by Anonymousreply 3July 31, 2025 11:26 AM

So fucking sick of this bitch and her constant life-affirming musings.

by Anonymousreply 4July 31, 2025 7:36 PM

She sure loves to pontificate.

by Anonymousreply 5July 31, 2025 7:41 PM

[quote]“I am more alive today than I was when I was 37. Or 47. Or 57. Way more alive. ‘Dying alive’ has to do with constant curiosity, and that is freedom to me.”

[quote]“I never, ever, ever, ever, ever thought I would find myself seated with other major nominees in the front row of the Academy Awards…[bold] I am more than you think.[/bold]”

Oh, just SHUT UP.

by Anonymousreply 6July 31, 2025 7:48 PM

I wonder what JLC thinks about Lindsay's new face

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by Anonymousreply 7July 31, 2025 7:59 PM

R6, do kindly fuck off. Jamie Lee is awesome! She has a much-deserved late-career streak going – on top of being the OG Scream Queen *and* someone who successfully pivoted to far different fare (e.g. "The Blues Brothers" & "A Fish Called Wanda"), unlike most Scream Queens not named Glen Powell – and considering the "Freaky Friday" reboot's about to come out, why *wouldn't* she be on magazine covers?

Yes, even AARP. (Which I didn't know, but unlike you I'm not geriatric.)

by Anonymousreply 8July 31, 2025 8:05 PM

She needs to go back to drinking. If this is her personality sober, it’s not in her best interest.

by Anonymousreply 9July 31, 2025 8:49 PM

Chad Michael Murray can still get it.

by Anonymousreply 10July 31, 2025 8:56 PM

Jamie is who we all aspire to be. Is there nothing this Queen cannot do?

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by Anonymousreply 11July 31, 2025 9:01 PM

R1 I prefer "Constipation Yogurt Spokesfrau Jamie Lee Curtis."

by Anonymousreply 12July 31, 2025 9:11 PM

Chad CAN still get it....

....but when did he become Kenny Loggins?

by Anonymousreply 13July 31, 2025 9:23 PM

R8, she's a tedious cunt.

by Anonymousreply 14July 31, 2025 9:26 PM

There used to be a clip on Youtube of Wanda Sykes doing a stand up bit about Jamie Lee not being able to shit so she had start eating Activia yogurt. It was pretty funny.

by Anonymousreply 15July 31, 2025 10:39 PM

I'm jealous of this manic high that she's been riding for the last few years. I wish I could love myself that much.

by Anonymousreply 16July 31, 2025 10:42 PM

[quote] Jamie Lee is awesome! She has a much-deserved late-career streak going – on top of being the OG Scream Queen *and* someone who successfully pivoted to far different fare (e.g. "The Blues Brothers" & "A Fish Called Wanda"),

Jamie Lee Curtis was not in “The Blues Brothers.” That was Carrie Fisher.

If you’re having trouble telling the difference, Carrie was the one without a cock.

by Anonymousreply 17July 31, 2025 11:45 PM

I can’t imagine being as self absorbed and as pathologically narcissistic as Jamie Lee Curtis. Especially if I looked like Rumplestiltskin like she does.

by Anonymousreply 18July 31, 2025 11:48 PM

She used to have so much fan goodwill - especially for a nepo - and she blew it all in her scorched earth Oscar campaign.

She won so maybe it was worth it. But she lost the cool factor she had and it will never return.

by Anonymousreply 19July 31, 2025 11:51 PM

A rich, uneducated nepo bitch from Beverly Hills who’s almost 70 spends all her time telling the world how amazing she is and how they should live their menial lives as she sees fit.

She could not be more loathsome, tone deaf and disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 20August 1, 2025 12:02 AM

There is something seriously wrong with her. She basically began stalking Danielle Harris after she called her out for being a cunt. Jamie has no boundaries and basically tried to get involved in not just her life but her children’s and trying to buy her affection. She’s really, really weird. Borderline personality disorder off the charts.

by Anonymousreply 21August 1, 2025 12:09 AM

Do people not know that Jamie has a title through her husband? She’s officially a Baroness Jamie Lee-Guest and Christopher Guest is a Baron though his British family. She’ll start using the title soon.

by Anonymousreply 22August 1, 2025 12:12 AM

[quote] Do people not know that Jamie has a title through her husband?

They don’t give a shit.

by Anonymousreply 23August 1, 2025 12:20 AM

To still be talking about her throw-her-a-bone Oscar win years later as if it just happened is so pathetic. Winners don’t do that.

Zero dignity and class.

by Anonymousreply 24August 1, 2025 12:34 AM

Yes R22, pretty much everyone knows that she has had a title through her marriage to Christopher Guest since his father's death in 1996. I doubt that anybody cares but if you're going to repeat this as if its some new information you could at least get the titles right. "Baroness Jamie Lee-Guest" is funny but it's incorrect. She is the Baroness Haden-Guest as she's married to the Baron Haden-Guest - professionally known as Christopher Guest.

by Anonymousreply 25August 1, 2025 12:40 AM

Some DLers won’t be happy until she’s starring in a snuff remake of Psycho

by Anonymousreply 26August 1, 2025 1:00 AM

R21 JLC just posted a couple days ago on Instagram that she ran into Sheri Moon Zombie in an airport:

[quote]Just had the most wonderful, random, out of the blue, 6° of separation moment when entering London, this beautiful blonde woman turned to me and said "Hi, I played Michael Myers' mother in Halloween." I looked at her a little perplexed and then she introduced herself as Sheri Moon Zombie and her husband introduced himself as @robzombieofficial and it made me so happy to meet them and connect those bloody dots so many years later! 🩸🔪

I'm sure Danielle Harris and Scout Taylor-Compton are relieved!

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by Anonymousreply 27August 1, 2025 4:51 AM

Danielle Harris and Scout Taylor-Compton's red carpet encounter with Jamie at the "Halloween Ends" premiere is peak cuntery. "I don't know who you are" is not an appropriate or normal response from a levelheaded person. Most people with any modicum of manners would've responded with a simple inquisitive question about the movies they were in. JLC knew this made her look bad and the subsequent manic stalking/sending signed books to Danielle for her kids was pure damage control. I think her response to them on that red carpet is demonstrative of who she really is, which is an unmedicated bipolar Hollywood twat.

by Anonymousreply 28August 1, 2025 5:04 AM

Jamie Lee's re-entry into the cultural sphere kicked into high gear when she reprised Laurie Strode in the 2018 "Halloween" and had that supporting part in "Knives Out". I took notice because she'd been mostly absent from films and media for a long time at that point. I had figured she was winding down and aiming for retirement, but you could tell she was completely taken by all the attention she was getting. Her press tour for "Halloween" where she heralded David Gordon Green (a proven hack) as a master of the craft and repeated the word "trowma" 4,740,819 times was embarrassing—and it's only gotten worse since.

by Anonymousreply 29August 1, 2025 5:09 AM

She's gotta be at least Aspergers, right?

by Anonymousreply 30August 1, 2025 5:15 AM

R30 I truly think she’s bipolar. The manic behavior reminds me of one of my best friends who was diagnosed and been on and off her meds for years.

by Anonymousreply 31August 1, 2025 5:34 AM

Is "dying alive" the new "living my best life"?

by Anonymousreply 32August 1, 2025 5:39 AM

AARP sounds like someone belching.

by Anonymousreply 33August 1, 2025 7:43 AM

Don’t worry, friends—it’s never been a better time to be The Lady Haden-Guest. She has finally declared herself an ARTIST! She is fully embodied and living her truth.

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by Anonymousreply 34August 1, 2025 7:49 AM

[quote]R25 …you could at least get the titles right. "Baroness Jamie Lee-Guest" is funny but it's incorrect.

What is funny about it?

by Anonymousreply 35August 1, 2025 8:03 AM

Show the shenis.

Then we'll talk.

by Anonymousreply 36August 1, 2025 10:15 AM
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