“I’ll NEVER get enough exposure” vows Jamie Lee Curtis!

It's Academy Award Winner Jamie Lee Curtis OP. Learn it. Remember it. Use it.

You do make me laugh, OP.

I love her

So fucking sick of this bitch and her constant life-affirming musings.

She sure loves to pontificate.

[quote]“I am more alive today than I was when I was 37. Or 47. Or 57. Way more alive. ‘Dying alive’ has to do with constant curiosity, and that is freedom to me.”

[quote]“I never, ever, ever, ever, ever thought I would find myself seated with other major nominees in the front row of the Academy Awards…[bold] I am more than you think.[/bold]”

Oh, just SHUT UP.

I wonder what JLC thinks about Lindsay's new face

R6, do kindly fuck off. Jamie Lee is awesome! She has a much-deserved late-career streak going – on top of being the OG Scream Queen *and* someone who successfully pivoted to far different fare (e.g. "The Blues Brothers" & "A Fish Called Wanda"), unlike most Scream Queens not named Glen Powell – and considering the "Freaky Friday" reboot's about to come out, why *wouldn't* she be on magazine covers?

Yes, even AARP. (Which I didn't know, but unlike you I'm not geriatric.)

She needs to go back to drinking. If this is her personality sober, it’s not in her best interest.

Chad Michael Murray can still get it.

Jamie is who we all aspire to be. Is there nothing this Queen cannot do?

R1 I prefer "Constipation Yogurt Spokesfrau Jamie Lee Curtis."

Chad CAN still get it....

....but when did he become Kenny Loggins?

R8, she's a tedious cunt.

There used to be a clip on Youtube of Wanda Sykes doing a stand up bit about Jamie Lee not being able to shit so she had start eating Activia yogurt. It was pretty funny.

I'm jealous of this manic high that she's been riding for the last few years. I wish I could love myself that much.

[quote] Jamie Lee is awesome! She has a much-deserved late-career streak going – on top of being the OG Scream Queen *and* someone who successfully pivoted to far different fare (e.g. "The Blues Brothers" & "A Fish Called Wanda"),

Jamie Lee Curtis was not in “The Blues Brothers.” That was Carrie Fisher.

If you’re having trouble telling the difference, Carrie was the one without a cock.

I can’t imagine being as self absorbed and as pathologically narcissistic as Jamie Lee Curtis. Especially if I looked like Rumplestiltskin like she does.

She used to have so much fan goodwill - especially for a nepo - and she blew it all in her scorched earth Oscar campaign.

She won so maybe it was worth it. But she lost the cool factor she had and it will never return.

A rich, uneducated nepo bitch from Beverly Hills who’s almost 70 spends all her time telling the world how amazing she is and how they should live their menial lives as she sees fit.

She could not be more loathsome, tone deaf and disgusting.

There is something seriously wrong with her. She basically began stalking Danielle Harris after she called her out for being a cunt. Jamie has no boundaries and basically tried to get involved in not just her life but her children’s and trying to buy her affection. She’s really, really weird. Borderline personality disorder off the charts.

Do people not know that Jamie has a title through her husband? She’s officially a Baroness Jamie Lee-Guest and Christopher Guest is a Baron though his British family. She’ll start using the title soon.

[quote] Do people not know that Jamie has a title through her husband?

They don’t give a shit.

To still be talking about her throw-her-a-bone Oscar win years later as if it just happened is so pathetic. Winners don’t do that.

Zero dignity and class.

Yes R22, pretty much everyone knows that she has had a title through her marriage to Christopher Guest since his father's death in 1996. I doubt that anybody cares but if you're going to repeat this as if its some new information you could at least get the titles right. "Baroness Jamie Lee-Guest" is funny but it's incorrect. She is the Baroness Haden-Guest as she's married to the Baron Haden-Guest - professionally known as Christopher Guest.

Some DLers won’t be happy until she’s starring in a snuff remake of Psycho

R21 JLC just posted a couple days ago on Instagram that she ran into Sheri Moon Zombie in an airport:

[quote]Just had the most wonderful, random, out of the blue, 6° of separation moment when entering London, this beautiful blonde woman turned to me and said "Hi, I played Michael Myers' mother in Halloween." I looked at her a little perplexed and then she introduced herself as Sheri Moon Zombie and her husband introduced himself as @robzombieofficial and it made me so happy to meet them and connect those bloody dots so many years later! 🩸🔪

I'm sure Danielle Harris and Scout Taylor-Compton are relieved!

Danielle Harris and Scout Taylor-Compton's red carpet encounter with Jamie at the "Halloween Ends" premiere is peak cuntery. "I don't know who you are" is not an appropriate or normal response from a levelheaded person. Most people with any modicum of manners would've responded with a simple inquisitive question about the movies they were in. JLC knew this made her look bad and the subsequent manic stalking/sending signed books to Danielle for her kids was pure damage control. I think her response to them on that red carpet is demonstrative of who she really is, which is an unmedicated bipolar Hollywood twat.

Jamie Lee's re-entry into the cultural sphere kicked into high gear when she reprised Laurie Strode in the 2018 "Halloween" and had that supporting part in "Knives Out". I took notice because she'd been mostly absent from films and media for a long time at that point. I had figured she was winding down and aiming for retirement, but you could tell she was completely taken by all the attention she was getting. Her press tour for "Halloween" where she heralded David Gordon Green (a proven hack) as a master of the craft and repeated the word "trowma" 4,740,819 times was embarrassing—and it's only gotten worse since.

She's gotta be at least Aspergers, right?

R30 I truly think she’s bipolar. The manic behavior reminds me of one of my best friends who was diagnosed and been on and off her meds for years.

Is "dying alive" the new "living my best life"?

AARP sounds like someone belching.

Don’t worry, friends—it’s never been a better time to be The Lady Haden-Guest. She has finally declared herself an ARTIST! She is fully embodied and living her truth.

[quote]R25 …you could at least get the titles right. "Baroness Jamie Lee-Guest" is funny but it's incorrect.

What is funny about it?

Show the shenis.

Then we'll talk.