Why hasn’t someone invented an app that can accurately tell you how many inches a dick is in a pic?

In your case I can do it even without a pic.

Because most of us size queens don't need an app for that. Our spidey senses are very accurate.

I have nine inches. Your hands must be huge because it looks like five inches in that pic you holding it. BLOCK

Did OP post a pic? I can't see it if he did (and he's not grayed out).

How many hands is it?

What?

You have to compare it to capybara’s size - this is 1/3rd a capybara!

I wish people were more chill about dick sizes. I've met guys with 5 inch dicks who acted like they were packing micro peens and I've met guys with 9 inch dicks who thought they were better than everyone. It's all pretty unsexy.

I don’t like when there’s self doubt. That’s the biggest turn off.

You can do this already. Just enlarge the dick pic on an iPad until it’s lifesize and then measure.

r10 that depends on a lot. Size of hands in relation to dick unless it is a dick pic only then you still need a frame of reference. I just trust the person. I met up wtih a guy who claimed 10 inches. Had a pic of it and it looked huge. We get down to it and it's maybe 6 inches. I asked him who's pic did he use and can I get his number lol.