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Which one of you bitches left my cake out in the rain?

I don't think I can take it.

by Anonymousreply 22July 31, 2025 2:12 AM

Relax, I think we can find the recipe.

by Anonymousreply 1July 30, 2025 6:32 AM

It deserved to be ruined. Who makes GREEN icing?!

by Anonymousreply 2July 30, 2025 6:39 AM

It took so long to bake it.

by Anonymousreply 3July 30, 2025 7:28 AM

Oh nooooooooooooooooooo

by Anonymousreply 4July 30, 2025 7:46 AM

"So, Bob, tell me about yourself....."

by Anonymousreply 5July 30, 2025 6:33 PM

I'm sorry, mommy dearest.

by Anonymousreply 6July 30, 2025 6:35 PM

You'll never have that recipe again, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7July 30, 2025 6:40 PM

Like a striped pair of pants

by Anonymousreply 8July 30, 2025 7:01 PM

Shrayput paya pansh.

by Anonymousreply 9July 30, 2025 7:03 PM

More importantly, why the hell are you hanging out in Macarthur Park of all places?

Here's Macarthur Park.

You sure that's green icing?

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by Anonymousreply 10July 30, 2025 7:06 PM

Blame climate change. It's not supposed to rain this time of year.

by Anonymousreply 11July 30, 2025 7:09 PM

If it were a British Christmas cake, it would still be fine. Those things are like rocks.

by Anonymousreply 12July 30, 2025 7:20 PM

[quote]—Old man playing checkers

Old man playing [bold]Chinese[/bold] checkers.

Fixed it for you

by Anonymousreply 13July 30, 2025 7:24 PM

The birds like tender babies in your hands And the old men playing Chinese checkers by the trees

by Anonymousreply 14July 30, 2025 7:30 PM

The songwriter wrote this when he was 21 - and he had already had a lot of hits by then.

Jeesh. Good for him.

Can't believe Richard Harris did this first. That's just weird.

by Anonymousreply 15July 30, 2025 7:41 PM

Ahhh-HAAAAAAAAAAYEEOW!

by Anonymousreply 16July 30, 2025 7:51 PM

R13 It’s just checkers.

Donna ad libed.

by Anonymousreply 17July 30, 2025 11:38 PM

[quote]You'll never have that recipe again, OP.

Oh, please - don't listen to R7 OP.

A few seconds of googling and I found the recipe:

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 18July 31, 2025 12:44 AM

R18 Oh no!

by Anonymousreply 19July 31, 2025 12:47 AM

R17,

I was referring to Donna’s version, which inarguably is the best-known version of the song.

I read an interview once with Jimmy Webb (who wrote the song) in which he said he loved Donna’s ad lib and wished he had thought of that.

by Anonymousreply 20July 31, 2025 12:52 AM

R2, hold my beer…

by Anonymousreply 21July 31, 2025 12:54 AM

All that sweet green icing flowing down.

Out of my ass.

by Anonymousreply 22July 31, 2025 2:12 AM
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