For Crissakes, do NOT answer the question!
The goal of this game is to deliberately avoid answering the question, using flair and wit, without going silent or refusing outright. This should be right in the wheelhouse for many Dataloungers.
How to Play:
DLers post questions.
Others may opt to answer but must not answer directly, rather respond with:
misinterpretation
wild digression
obfuscation then quick displacement or diversion
vague non answers
overly literal, poetic, metaphorical, philosophical, emotional, political or moral answers of an exhausting windbag
feigned stupidity
trolling
and so on.
Answers are judged on
creativity of misdirection
wit, amusement
shock factor
whether they accidentally answered (and embarrassed themselves)
and so on
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 30, 2025 6:07 AM
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Why are white me so stupid?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 29, 2025 11:16 PM
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R2, your question must be directed to the National Agency of Demographic Accountability. Please allow 6–8 weeks for a qualified evasion, if the agency is still in operation.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 29, 2025 11:22 PM
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Do not answer this question?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 29, 2025 11:28 PM
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R5 I’m not in the habit of participating in structural traps.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 29, 2025 11:31 PM
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It only encourages people to ask more dumb questions if you answer one. It’s better not to answer and to mock the questioner instead.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 30, 2025 1:08 AM
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Do you ever feel like you’re just… faking everything?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 30, 2025 1:32 AM
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But if you talk about those of whom we do not speak, have you not spoken of that about which we do not talk?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 30, 2025 5:04 AM
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R11 Chronology is a colonial construct. The memory of the frosting is yours until you forget.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 30, 2025 5:09 AM
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Or not a failed thread; that is the question... is it not?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 30, 2025 5:11 AM
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R14 Oh now blue! Don’t even get me started. Alexandre de Paris once wrapped my entire head in electric rollers and said, ‘Madame, today you are a storm cloud.’ I thought he was talking about my aura, but it turned out the shampoo girl had passed out, again. That was the year I tried to open in Brussels. Terrible acoustics. I wore sequins, no one told me it was a matinee. But darling, colors… they lie, don’t they?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 30, 2025 5:13 AM
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Some call this thread a failure? And yet had the energy to type. Oh I’m so sorry, did the thread not perform for you? Like the planet does not? How very dare you.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 30, 2025 5:18 AM
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Dear lort is OP worked up. She needs a Pez dispenser filled with Xanax.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 30, 2025 6:07 AM
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