It’s like I’ve entered Mamma’s mind.
Attention seeking hunk
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 29, 2025 10:13 PM |
Looks nice to me.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 29, 2025 10:15 PM |
Really inappropriate - I'm sorry, but people need to reign in their desire to do things for views/likes.
Showboating like this - embarrassing for his parents.
So you work out? Big fucking deal.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 29, 2025 10:20 PM |
What a douche.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 29, 2025 10:21 PM |
But a hot douche
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 29, 2025 10:25 PM |
In 40 years his grandkids will find this and wonder why they got such a douchebag for a grandpappy.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 29, 2025 10:30 PM |
Granddouchey, R6?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 29, 2025 10:42 PM |
Peepawdouché
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 29, 2025 10:43 PM |
Show hole!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 29, 2025 10:44 PM |
I mean... the kid is ripped!
Side note, I think this is a HS graduation. Putting the college they are going to on their caps is a "thing".
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 29, 2025 10:48 PM |
R3 It’s 🗑️
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 29, 2025 10:48 PM |
Two words come to mind - hubba hubba.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 29, 2025 10:51 PM |
I'd lick his shitter.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 29, 2025 10:51 PM |
Thoughts and prayers.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 29, 2025 11:12 PM |
His uncle gave him the fifty he promised him for doing it.
Later that evening, his uncle gave him the other other hundred he promised him for doing [italic]it[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 29, 2025 11:36 PM |
He’s leading with his strengths. And probably has a football scholarship.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 29, 2025 11:42 PM |
I managed to work the “what hump?” joke into our group meeting today when we talked about a UV-Vis spectrum. It went complete over their head. I have no more cultural reference points with my students.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 29, 2025 11:46 PM |
That act says so much about him. Just how small do you think his dick really is?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 29, 2025 11:47 PM |
[quote]Really inappropriate - I'm sorry, but people need to reign in their desire to do things for views/likes.
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 30, 2025 12:34 AM |
Am I jealous? Sure.
Is his behavior appropriate? No.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 30, 2025 12:39 AM |
The future's so bright he gotta wear shades.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 30, 2025 1:26 AM |
Can we stop posting about predatory uncles please? It perpetuates a nasty trope
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 30, 2025 6:51 AM |
That's a HOT THOT!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 30, 2025 11:17 AM |
What’s a THOT? A girl that does not play Minecraft?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 30, 2025 11:24 AM |
He's having some fun. Good for him.
When I received my Master's degree, one guy upon receiving his diploma hijacked the ceremony with a marriage proposal to his girlfriend. That was inappropriate.
This high school senior is just having a bit of fun. Roll with it.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 30, 2025 11:32 AM |
Are all the thirsty ones this fucking dumb? Classless?
Do these idiots have parents? I'm guessing though that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. We are a nation of idiots.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 30, 2025 11:43 AM |
[quote]It’s like I’ve entered Mamma’s mind.
The Datalounge condoles you.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 30, 2025 11:49 AM |
Although, on second thought, it's better than entering Mamma's mussy.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 30, 2025 11:49 AM |
He had spent so much time fantasising about that moment and building it up in his head, and then no one cared because gym rats are a dime a dozen these days.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 30, 2025 11:59 AM |
And more than a few of the graduates might have been perturbed by the fact that the asshole they've put up with for four years fucked up their graduation, even if they weren't surprised by his antics.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 30, 2025 12:06 PM |
This generation is the WORST
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 30, 2025 12:18 PM |
He needs to shoot a CEO. You incels who haunt the DL will deify him.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 30, 2025 12:21 PM |
Well-made young men are exactly why I come to DL.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 30, 2025 12:31 PM |
Isn't that, like, um, gay or something?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 30, 2025 2:00 PM |
He’s really too short for that gesture.
Five foot seven tops.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 30, 2025 2:02 PM |
R34
It used to be. Then straight men discovered gyms, and you know that straight men can't do much in moderation. It's always gotta be bigger and better, and is usually a stand in for their insecurities.
The biggest body is now a way to represent the biggest dick.
(Many gay men just want to be bigger and better than their former tormentors. THAT I understand.)
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 30, 2025 2:43 PM |
[quote]The biggest body is now a way to represent the biggest dick.
The smallest dick, you mean.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 30, 2025 4:08 PM |
R7 Unless there's some backlash in a few years and society heads in a different direction his grandkids will love this. The idea that showboating, boasting, showing your wealth and basicly showing off has completely altered within society. Its why I've stopped using social media; I've a great life but each time I went to post something it just felt like boasting. I kept stopping myself from posting and soon 7 months went by. Unless I'm in a seriously interesting scenario I can't bring myself to post it anymore. They're awful.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 30, 2025 4:37 PM |
[quote]In 40 years his grandkids will find this and wonder why they got such a douchebag for a grandpappy.
They have their own OnlyFans by that time.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 30, 2025 5:17 PM |