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My husband is headed to Europe on a business trip

He'll be gone for six nights, the longest we'll be apart since before the pandemic. Also, we're open now, which is a more recent development. Just wondering how far I should push this opportunity.

by Anonymousreply 23July 30, 2025 2:19 AM

-100/10

by Anonymousreply 1July 29, 2025 5:59 PM

No-one here cares whether you live or die, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2July 29, 2025 6:02 PM

I’m fucking him as you type.

by Anonymousreply 3July 29, 2025 6:04 PM

This poll DEFINITELY should have included a Vivian Vance option.

by Anonymousreply 4July 29, 2025 6:07 PM

Or you could learn a new language or volunteer at your local homeless shelter.

by Anonymousreply 5July 29, 2025 6:23 PM

We know you're not married, Ladybird.

by Anonymousreply 6July 29, 2025 6:48 PM

You sound fat.

by Anonymousreply 7July 29, 2025 6:55 PM

If you're 'open' why not cut the cord altogether?

by Anonymousreply 8July 29, 2025 7:59 PM

OP’s now “open” relationship will end in 3…2…1… .

by Anonymousreply 9July 29, 2025 10:39 PM

Why get a hotel when you've got a perfectly good shack?

by Anonymousreply 10July 29, 2025 10:41 PM

Tramp. Your husband works his ass off so you can sit around on your fat ass and spend his money and eat bon bons while watching Days of our Lives, telling him you “can’t” make love tonight.

And how does a slut like you repay him? By letting the world know your cunt is open for business and available to ANYONE.

Get a diaphragm, whore. You are in for a shit storm if you end up impregnated from your little sexual adventure.

by Anonymousreply 11July 29, 2025 10:50 PM

OP=Mrs. Chasten Buttigieg

by Anonymousreply 12July 29, 2025 10:51 PM

I bet you could schedule 2 or 3 guys a day at your house.

by Anonymousreply 13July 29, 2025 11:10 PM

Because r8 - I'm in love with him, he's tall, handsome and makes more money than me, he's a great cook, an awesome travel companion, he's funny and smart, we like the same music, he still reads novels ... I could go on. We also both like to get naked with other men from time to time ... also a plus.

by Anonymousreply 14July 29, 2025 11:19 PM

Sure, Zhan.

by Anonymousreply 15July 29, 2025 11:55 PM

Order in, if you catch my drift.

by Anonymousreply 16July 30, 2025 12:06 AM

Earrings. Caftans.

by Anonymousreply 17July 30, 2025 12:11 AM

Tommy Didario that you?

by Anonymousreply 18July 30, 2025 12:41 AM

Eat your Snickers.

by Anonymousreply 19July 30, 2025 12:49 AM

I already finished the box, r19. 😭

by Anonymousreply 20July 30, 2025 1:36 AM
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by Anonymousreply 21July 30, 2025 1:38 AM

If you're heading to the Days Inn, here's a pro tip: bring your own disco ball and gas mask!

by Anonymousreply 22July 30, 2025 1:40 AM

Just post your address on social media.

by Anonymousreply 23July 30, 2025 2:19 AM
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