Brahs mistake dolphin for a shark

To be honest, I'd probably do the same thing if I saw a dark object swimming by with a fin sticking out the water.

I think it's hilarious, though, that not one of them left their drink behind.

Better safe than sorry! This was their lizard brain at work, just like how you recoil instinctively at a bunch of rope that looks like a snake. Leftover from when our ancestors were getting picked off one by one by ancient sharks in primordial waters.

I wonder who's had who?

Who takes drinks into the sea like that?

Brahs, R4

Notice how all the bros are drinking beer and find it vital to keep holding on to the can while they flee for their lives.

r6 Nope, no one but you noticed

The shark noticed. Er, I mean the dolphin.

R4 Go to any beach resort populated by breeders and you'll see.

If you really want to see MAGAt brah breeders swilling beer and being obnoxious, go to Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri on any summer weekend. They will be in abundance.

Dollface thread.

Don’t make me say it.

This happened to me in Cuba when I was was snorkeling quite far out. My partner was out with me but not close by at the time. The dolphin came at me with speed but must have sensed my fear when it got closer and kept its distance. I froze. Thought that was the end.

Pro tip: a curved / hooked fin that bobs up and down due to tail movement is mammalian.

A triangular one that moves side to side is a shark.