Hamas Using Israeli Human Rights Groups as Shields
According to local eldergay zionists, the only possible explanation for today's widely reported story that, for the first time in history, two leading and respected Israeli human rights groups have declared that the nation of Israel is committing genocide in Gaza.
According to regular Datalounge posters Harvey (age 89, but "looks 60") and Ezra (age 76, twice declared legally dead by paramedics), this is propaganda and these two respected Israel-based human rights groups do not actually exist and are actually fronts for Hamas.
Further, and completely related, Harvey and Ezra want to remind you that every single Arab and every single Muslim in the world spends approximately 3 hours a day throwing known and suspected homosexual men off the the roofs of buildings, while every Israeli citizen spends approximately 18 hours a day celebrating LGB (but not T) people with daily parades, free meals at all restaurants and (unsolicited) back massages. They will not entertain any follow up questions and any attempt to challenge their hasbara talking points will immediately be classified as anti-S terrorism.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 29, 2025 9:57 PM
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Do you feel better getting your gay ageism and anti-semitism (plus your pro-Hamas talking points!) out of your system for the day?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 29, 2025 1:49 AM
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Israel will never again be seen by the world as tragic victims. All good will is gone. No more Anne Frank.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 29, 2025 1:51 AM
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R2 Are Zionists the only people (calling y’all “people” for argument’s sake even though y’all barely deserve to be called animals) on earth who never learned what happened to the boy who cried wolf?
Y’all need to find another word tbh. “Antisemitism” doesn’t come with the sting it used to now that it’s synonymous with “not wanting toddlers blown to pieces with ammo paid for by my taxes”.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 29, 2025 2:42 AM
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📰 📢 BEARKING NEWS 📰 📢
In a Datalounge exclusive Harvey & Ezra can now confirm that there is indisputable evidence that the more than 1,000 global rabbis who signed a forcefully worded letter on Friday condemning the actions of the Israeli government in Gaza demanding that Israel, quote, "stop stop using starvation as a weapon of war" are in fact NOT rabbis, nor are they Jews.
It is now understood that they are all actually secret agents of Hamas. A highly reputable source has confirmed to Harvey & Ezra that the more than 1,000 so-called rabbis (representing dozens of countries across the globe, including the U.S. and Israel), are in fact more than 2,000 well-fed Palestinian children standing on other Palestinian children's shoulders while hiding under floor length Jewish prayer shawls. These deceitful Arab children range in age from 18 months to 7 years old and are all confirmed armed members of Hamas.
The highly reputable source who confirmed this explosive story to Harvey & Ezra is, herself, currently seeking refuge from Zohran Mamdani's roving Jewish-murdering campaign staff and is barricaded in her Central Park West penthouse. She has requested anonymity at this time, so Harvey & Ezra can only identify her by code name Mebra Dessing.
Harvey & Ezra deeply regret the delay in exposing the truth about this disturbing story, first reported in press like THE TIMES OF ISRAEL, more than four days ago because they were busy attending the funerals of all of their homosexual friends who were thrown off of buildings by Muslim New Yorkers this weekend.
Stay tuned for more exclusives, including their expose of the REAL starvation, the residents of the Upper West Side who are still recovering from the 2021 New York shortage of cream cheese.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 29, 2025 12:37 PM
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[quote]“not wanting toddlers blown to pieces with ammo paid for by my taxes”.
Are you REALLY unaware of all the cash and food + aid we send to "Palestinians" and Gaza that they used to murder 2,000 Israelis in one day? If funding terrorism is your main concern (it isn't), you'd know this.
Now, back to your virtue-signaling!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 29, 2025 9:48 PM
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[Quote] Are you REALLY unaware of all the cash and food + aid we send to "Palestinians" and Gaza that they used to murder 2,000 Israelis in one day?
We are aware that Bibi propped up Hamas to act as a foil to the more stable Palestinian Authority. We are also aware that Bibi allowed Qatar to give Hamas $1 billion
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 29, 2025 9:57 PM
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