Phillies fans allegedly masturbating at a Yankees game

Gross

Is that Lauren Bobo?

I don’t see a hint of a bat or balls in their hidden dug out. That’s 3 strikes.

"Phillies fans are fucking disgusting-so I'm gonna record it on my phone and jerkoff to it later and send it to the world on Tik Tok!"

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I'm not sure what that is but it's not doing anything for me.

Stay classy, Philly!

He's fingering her. He doesn't move much, but she is grinding at the hips.

Trashy

Hey, but at least they are not 2 cheaters embracing each other at a Coldplay concert.

R8, it’s her hand.

Itchy crotch

[quote] Itchy crotch

Her cooter itches, y’all!

Perverted straight people - always pushing their sexuality in front of us.

Snogging their affair partners at concerts, getting their titties groped in a theater, flashing their boobs at Mardi Gras - they're a danger to children.

The part that confuses me is why I can hear a UK Jet2Holidays ad in the background.

Straight people are a nasty bunch

R15 - I think that was a pop-up ad when people copied the clip?

Imagine if we did this.

I'm sure her juices are all over the arm rests too. People are disgusting.

Are R15 and R17 serious?

All those bats and balls and butts….

He's doing something. His right arm is clearly involved.

I prefer the vid of the woman fingering herself and then squirting on the floor of a restaurant during a crowded brunch.

At least someone got to third base during that game.

Fish sticks for dinner?

R23 Florida Brunch Squirt Girl? Is that one where she just screams when the cops drag her out?

Makes sense they can only afford seats in the nose bleeds. Trash!

You do that shit at home games, but never EVER at away games.

Ah, yes. This gem

My poosie gets fingered all the time in Senate committee meetings.

Chuck may be old, but his fingers deliver.

[quote]Chuck may be old, but his fingers deliver.

Somehow I doubt that.

I've done frisky stuff...like on a deserted beach at night or in a parking lot after hours (without cameras)...but this behavior is gross. I can even understand a Mile High moment to check it off your slutty bingo card. Rolling your bean at an MLB game is pathetic.

R20 Yes I'm serious. Can't you hear that ad?

Are there some hot Phillies players who might’ve been up to bat that could help justify this onanistic travesty?

[quote] I can even understand a Mile High moment

It wasn’t at a Denver Broncos game.

My pussy stinks!

Otto Kemp might inspire me to touch myself, but not at the game.

I hope her parents saw this.

The poor guy in the row in front of her would get a face full if he turned around.

Baseball is boring, but that is behaviour one saves for the skybox. Also, isn't this why The Snuggie was invented?

[quote]I prefer the vid of the woman fingering herself and then squirting on the floor of a restaurant during a crowded brunch.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCKKKKK?!!!?!?

This is gross. No woman should be masturbating at baseball games.

If this were a man, he would have been arrested, put into jail, his name all over the press - and he would be listed as a sexual predator for the rest of his days.

Is that the infamous CEO and his HR manager. Oh no, not again!

[quote]Yes I'm serious. Can't you hear that ad?

It's a new stupid TikTok thing where people place that stupid Jet2Holiday ad underneath the audio. When I began seeing videos with it I thought it was a way for vid owners to keep people from trying claim it as their own, but it's just something people ad to be funny.

R45 - thanks for the explanation. I've seen it a few times.

I guess it's better than some of the standard music accompaniment. Fortunately, that 'oh no, oh no, oh no no no no' has faded. That shit was everywhere for far too long.

But they can do better.

Philadelphia freedom