The Gays and Tennis, Part 189 -- The ASSphalt Season

Thank you 😊

Well done. OP!

It’s a HARD court, not assfault.

It bears repeating here:

She was the top jr. player in the world, and then the USTA development team leader fat-shamed her AND dropped her like a hot potato….an asshole named Pat McEnroe.

When does carpet season start?

[quote] NOVAK DJOKOVIC POPS TOP FOR DADDY DUTY AT BEACH... With Wife & Kids

Tiny nips, tiny dick.

Shirtless at the beach!

Whatever next!

Once again my hat is off to OP’s picture choice.

Good work OP

Mackie over the Elf 4 and 4

I don't know what he said but it's unprofessional for a tennis player to be out of shape!

She was the best junior player in the world at the time

Kyrgios cannot shut up lmao. I kinda love him for it. He is spitting facts about Sinnebol. What he did was disgusting and ruined tennis. His Wimbledon win is a stain on tennis history.

Nicolai Budkov Kjær, challenger winner.

Oh, please R14.

Kyrgios doesn't give a shit - he's just exploiting the issue for the attention he so desperately craves... and 'ruined tennis'???

MARY!

I thought Joao was the next big thing, no?

Scrawny w/ pony tail?

If that was my thing I’d be straight, and married with children.

God forbid *

prff so pecyiv

DL fave CUC is going down meekly to RCB.

Is Casper recovered from his stunning loss at a 250 earlier this month?

R22 I think CUC's gassed after two back to back semi final runs and he's carrying an injury.

What's the injury, R24?

Didn't see the match but he's out 4 and 1.

I think it's his quad or hamstring - he's had his upper thigh bandaged for about 10 days and his movement's looked restricted.

[quote] DL fave CUC is going down meekly to RCB.

CUC was cucked by RCB.

Eugenie Bouchard, playing her last career tournament, is on court in Montreal.

Did I just hear correctly that she was once in WTA top 5? Her runner-up Wimbledon title was 2014! How time flies. Her only other tournament was Newport this year.

Thank you Genie, and bon voyage.

Genie Bikini

Unfortunately Giron of the Great Ass was defeated. Gaydrian Marinara Sauce whipped his ass.

Gaydrian is a tricky player but that's a bad loss for GOTGA

Schoolkate schooled Joao Fonseca.

PCB hasn't aged a day! Shame about tonight's black shorts; he was always so, uhm, perky!

Pencilling Genie in for the finals. I mean, she is the future face of women's tennis afterall.

Giant win for Gigante over Borna Chore-itch.

Genie holds off the retirement ceremony for 1 more day.

31 year is kind of old for tennis.

I don't remember the leadups to the USO ever being so sparse on the men's side. With Draper dormant and Sinner and Alcaraz playing only Cincy, it'll be betting bedlam come late August.

I's with doge again!

Thanks for the threads OP(s)!

Found this while trying to find out why Humbert withdrew from Toronto today.

Both Wuud and Woon play today.

Fernández rolled over and played dead. Weak!

Galarneau is so cute!

Ruud can actually win this 1000. The field is weak af.

Another great pic, OP. Nice, fuckable ass.

Lome seems to be bulging nicely today.

Walkover by scu, Andree results in va, Andree advancing.

Good win for Tomas Etcheverry over Griekspoor. He's had difficulty stringing back-to-back wins together all season, so hopefully he can start to build some confidence on the back of this.

Sweaty, luvly Lore through in straights

Legz through in straights over GMP

Wuud fru

Arseneault didn’t have the arsenal to defeat Popyrin.

Coco team or America's Sweetheart Danielle Rose Collins team?

I think Danielle tonight. I might pick Coco in other situations, but I just feel like wanting Collins to win tonight.

Can’t they both lose?!

Coco no goco

Trying to find pics of Machac's kit in Toronto tonight, but I may have been temporarily blinded.

Clearly they both want to lose…

3rd set tie-break

Was it this, r58?

No, that's quite subtle in comparison to what he's got on tonight, R60.

Coco wins 7-2 in the tiebreak.

Coco pulls one out of her ass…

Legz+ bulging in his "Mural of Sherbet" kit.

Okay, found the top part.

Trog takes out Legz+.

Thank you, r65.

A Lannister always pays his debts.

RFC v Walton now.

These returns by Mboko are deadly

Go Canada!

[quote] Another great pic, OP. Nice, fuckable ass.

Yes, that ass is fuck’n world class and most definitely fuck worthy.

Challenger Hottie Update - an occasional series

Brit, George Loffhagen, who was Jack Draper's practice partner in their junior days won his first Challenger title in Spain last week - handsome face (IMHO), hot body and a distracting bulge.

R71, I, for one, enjoy these posts from the Challenger circuit.

I do, too. Nice eye candy and maybe upcoming talent!

Tien shows Shapo that he was but a learner but now is the master.

US Open should give Genie 60uchard a wild card, give her the WTA night match du jour, and wash the locker room away, using water liberally, switch off the light while she's in the shower and when she gets out, wham bam!, thank you Ma'am... What are the odds that they miss her twice?

Big shock, Tsitsipas slinks back to his comfort zone of Big Daddy, after the Ivanisevic misadventure.

His career seems to be pretty much dead and buried at this point.

Sissypas.

Cobolli Vs Galarneau is now on.

A feast for the eyes and the loins!

FAA seems appalled by his "tennis twin", rightfully so. Do better, ATP.

R79 I'd sue for defamation!

R76 to be fair he got his best results with his dad, though I agree I feel like his time at the top is over

Yay, Naomi!

Flahvah thru in 3. That thigh massage was delicious!

I have doubts that Alphabet Soup #2 (Starodubtseva) can beat Felch.

It was no go for Guo against Svee-i-tek.

Citybus on the ropes.

Glad hot boy Fils is back. I like his light blue kit. The ass bump!

Our poster boy is through easily 3 and 4 over PCBulge.

Meanwhile only Diallo is left to carry the flag for the Canadian men, leaving FAA and Shapo with Tsitsipas in the lost Mojo club.

Amanda A just beat Lulu Sun 6-4 7-6. She’s inconsistent. Sometimes she is on fire and other times, her nerves get to her.

Demon gets through today, as does ADF. Love both those guys even more after last week. Demon is major Jeezoid, but I still love him.

Felix and Stefanos, man oh man are they inconsistent. Just not sure it'll ever happen for them.

Tsitsipas is so full of himself that I can't help feeling a little Schadenfreude over his losses, but I'm sad about Felix. He seems to be at peace with where things are though, as if he's already moved past the weight of all those early expectations.