'King & Conqueror' historical drama on BBC
We're getting a William the Conqueror series this year, apparently. With two blond DL faves and lots of hot Vikings.
[quote]A clash that defined a country, and a continent, for a thousand years. The epic story of 1066, and the brutal battle for a kingdom.
Eight episodes, starts August 24th, later globally on Paramount.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | July 29, 2025 7:11 AM
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Thems are gingers, really, not so much blonds (just sayin').
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 27, 2025 7:26 PM
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James has light brown and Nikolaj dark blond natural hair. Neither is ginger.
Compare and contrast to the strawberry blond horse in this photo.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | July 27, 2025 7:36 PM
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Leaving me once again to wonder at the amazing dental care available in 11th century England and France.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 27, 2025 7:47 PM
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Wasteas est!
That cunt William harried us!
…so great a famine prevailed that men, compelled by hunger, devoured human flesh, that of horses, dogs, and cats, and whatever custom abhors; others sold themselves to perpetual slavery, so that they might in any way preserve their wretched existence.”
Of course, in the face of death and eternal judgment, he conveniently expressed regret, shortly before his fat, gaseous corpse exploded while being forced into an excessively small grave. Even his own countrymen didn’t give enough of a shit about him to spend a few hours making it bigger!
The North remembers!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 27, 2025 7:52 PM
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"Now kith." Even the bishop is fucking hot.
r4 True, but no one would watch if everyone had rotten teef. They're not doing period-accurate English either, which would be impenetrable to our ears, so might as well cheat on the dental front as well.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 6 | July 27, 2025 7:54 PM
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African and Asian immigration to 11th century England was, apparently, a thing.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 27, 2025 8:35 PM
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R7 hates seeing black people.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 27, 2025 10:22 PM
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Will there be any male nudity?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 28, 2025 7:03 AM
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Their teeth weren't necessarily that bad. They consumed nothing like the amount of sugar we do.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 28, 2025 8:44 AM
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I'm hoping that James flashes his very fleshy arse - there's a shared bathtub scene in the trailer. Well, shared adjoining bathtubs, I mean.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 28, 2025 8:56 AM
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[quote]Compare and contrast to the strawberry blond horse in this photo.
Now THAT'S a hot ginger!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 28, 2025 9:26 AM
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R11, a few years back in a little-known British film called "Bonobo", James Norton and Will Tudor did a lot of nudity. Will showed cock, as usual, and James showed his ass:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | July 29, 2025 7:11 AM
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